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well i have this thing after every train i take a mouthful of my beverage.. After about 100-150 trains.. things start to go a bit faster...

WARNING: Beverage may contain alcohol...

I suggest that the later trains are not actually quicker, but your concept of time is altered by said beverages.

I would agree.. but therefor the alter of time in the mind still calculates to quicker trains inside ones head

I'm pretty sure that AquaRegia can knock up a script to slow the game to the speed of your brain ;)

lol.. thanks.. i think ...

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WTF?

Careful. You might end up with a drunken redis.

I suggest that the later trains are not actually quicker, but your concept of time is altered by said beverages.

I suggest that his internal perception of time is valid, if he feels like things are going a bit faster you can't prove that time isn't actually moving faster, for him that is.

maybe he is just moving slower altering his perception of the amount of time past? i do this when stoned occasionally =)

~Hobo

Sounds like a pretty standard special relativity problem to me. I think it most likely the OP failed to mention the unusually high relative velocity between him and his computer.

Or he´s wasted.