clans

Well, I'm pretty much just here to tell you we are gonna win this month.We just started and its pretty clear to me we are the best. Eternal pretty much sucks in comparison and Dynasty is a joke.

So if you wanna be in the best clan come join us, or don't and end up a looser n'stuff.

dude talk bout making enemies

I guess your looser # 1.

I want to be a looser. I could loose things all day then. Knots, pant legs, waistbands, upkept women.

Oh sorry, what were we talking about?

Way to make a first impression dude

You can be Loooser #2 Mr.Zal.

I have a feeling this will be a long list.

may i add ur 54th?! not really a win there mate

YAY!

gets about to start loosing things

Girls' morals here I come!

Thank you Inferno ;p

And the month is still young looser # 1

So who wants to loose themselves from eternal and join us!?

FTW

52....if we keep gaining spots at this rate we will be in first by tomorrow.

52....if we keep gaining spots at this rate we will be in first by tomorrow.

That is actually mathematically true. Well played sir.

Yes everyone the rumors are true, neps has been traded to Xtremesoldiers for nest yours first round pick, 3 players to be named later and 15 dollars.

Anyone have 5 dollars i can borrow?

More breaking news...it's a busy day here in the newsroom.

Rumors have been swirling that Zal has loosered his virginity but after contacting the supposed victim she has denied all allegations.

So to recap Zal has not loosered his virginity.

Eternal pretty much sucks in comparison and Dynasty is a joke.

That made me chuckle. We have been cooking for the last few days. We are 10 day old clan. The first 2 days were just recruiting. Take it as you want.

Have fun though.

According to my people I hear Rapture is probably the fruitiest clan ever.

So what your saying Alan, is you are gonna disband your clan and delete your bot, then drown yourself in your outhouse? ;p;p;p;p

But seriously your gonna kill yourself?

Fail Troll is Fail.

Alan loves me so much he wants to whisper me things through botmail. Basically he just loves feeling my hot manhood in his manhood tunnel. im not gay but for Alan i will do anything.

I love you man.

Alan [61]

3 2012-01-20 13:09:35 [8 minutes ago] Don't make enemies man.

None the less, good luck with your clan.

Darkest Day [23] 1 2012-01-20 13:12:07 [5 minutes ago] Lol you are funny.

Alan [61]

3 2012-01-20 13:12:47 [5 minutes ago] Thanks.

Alan [61]

3 2012-01-20 13:09:35 [8 minutes ago] Hi, my name is Alan and i like men. Dont tell anyone and I will suck you off whenever.

Darkest Day [23] 1 2012-01-20 13:12:07 [5 minutes ago] Hey no problem bro, I'll give it to you in the arse too if you like.

Alan [61]

3 2012-01-20 13:12:47 [5 minutes ago] Thanks.

Attention OP...

You SUCK.

That is all :)

N Zal [110]

2 2012-01-20 11:32:54 [2 hours ago] I want to be a looser. I could loose things all day then. Knots, pant legs, waistbands, upkept women.

Oh sorry, what were we talking about?

I'd loose my pants with you zal...

Mine are always loose for Zal.

... people are wearing pants?

I like the arrogance & humour :)

gogo xtreme soldiers!

"... people are wearing pants?"

And you aren't? ;)

Is the rumors true then? Is skipper back? Again?

Join ExtremeSoldiers, we have Alan trapped in our basement giving free sexual favors.

Get me DNM and/or Shadowfax and I´m in.

He is too inexperienced, he is only a child. I too shall take DNM/Shadowfax^^

Alan barely knows what a sexual favor is.

It's when you make a favorable comment on a person's sexuality right?

Alan is all I have sorry. No one wants him so I guess I will just let him go.

I totally forgot about Zal. Get him aswell, and we will break some records.

Poor little Alan...

What's an Alan?????

Pleasure me!

Sad that this kid is getting enjoyment out of this. shows he needs a life and needs to get out of his moms basement. Or just simply get laid cause its easy to see he doesnt get that either if he is getting off on this topic. Oh well, not our faults he is a low life that likes playing withhim self to little kid porn or little gay ass anime porn. Have fun kid lol.

and i can out do his clan by myself considering i barely touch the clan final fantasy and its around rank 12 so that kid can shut it XD

how is dynasty a joke? after 10 days of scoring we're rank 2, i don't think you could have a much better start as a clan.

^I'm rooting for you guys this month. I have faith in you :D

agreed king

I actually find it quite flattering that he in fact mentions us, says to me it gives him something to aspire to.

It's cool guys. It's pretty common for people to dislike those who are better than them.

Lucky for me I can handle the hate since I'm pretty much better than everyone at everything.

If anyone has seen my mom tell her to bring some pizza snacks down to my room. Extra franks red hot and lots of ranch but not that fat free shit she keeps trying to give me.

I call relevence?

I call shenanigans

• News

To inform you all, our former leader XtremeSoldier has left the clan, hes going to continue another clan with hes own bots, he made me owner before he left and im currently quite intruged by running a clan and helping fellow bot killahs so i will continue to do so, i've got plenty time on my hands the upcoming months

Fact your own leader left is pretty funny xD

I need to go home and get my broom.

And Rith, the fact out clan leader left and we all stuck together shows just how strong we are.

Especially since we are almost winning this month. We are the most dedicated clan in bots4 history.

We are cool n'stuff.

lol ur almost wining? u still havent past the clan thats all my bots XD

I just joined today. It even took god 6 days to create the earth. And since I'm better than him we should be winning by the end of tomorrow.

Lol prove it mister all talk XD

Say what you will...but you gotta admire the dude's ambition...

TROLL.

Thats roughly 1.8 million energy in a day and a bit. i'll talk to you tommorow and see how that went for you.

We get neps after midnight. The deal went through. Loooser

So neps actually agreed to join u all? show us the proof

But...you said you'd be winning by tomorrow...

Midnight is too late...sorry.

I don't think he's giving up his number 1 monthly energy plat after 20 days of scoring.

I know right XD

knee i believe you are confused. He is joining tonight at midnight with all his bots. He can do 1 million in maybe 12 hours im sure and the rest of our clan will get the 800k so by tomorrow we will win.

kingmatt he allready said that he was joining in the public forum. Read read and read and you will find it looooser

no u wont because midnight makes the next day and u SAID BY TOMORROW u will win so that means tonight u have to get the highest points and i doubt neps is PULLING his bots and throwing them in ur clan cause if u look at his profile he has goals set and i DOUBT he is dropping all he has done.

he has 800k after 20 days, i'm sure if he was playing 24 hours a day he wouldn't get near 1 million.

Can't tell if trolling or just very stupid...

both

link the thread where he 'apparantly' said it. whats that? doesn't exist? yeah thats what I thought.

http://bots4.net/forum/8/3507

Need anything else sir?

and if u claim ur going to win why are u running ur mouth instead of scoring? shows that your not going to XD

Just have faith young one.

u do realize that doesnt mean neps is going to? cause if neps drop all his bots out of eternal and all his other clans he would lose everything he is working for. you sir have been played

LOL that would mean neps is a lair and I do believe he has way more character than that.

In fact i'll put my money where my mouth is. I will Bet anyone who wants to go against me a perm star each that by the end of tomorrow neps will be in my clan, we will be in first place and Alan we will be a much better whore.

Just post in this thread if interested.

i'll believe it when i see it.

Look. Dynasty is a serious clan. We truly plan to take Eternal down. It is time for their reign to end. Sorry to say.

This month is our first one and we are gaining energy like no other. Our energy ratio is almost twice that as Eternal's.

XtremeSoldiers, if you really do plan to win. Let's see it next month because quite frankly, we have it have this month. Better luck next January.

I'll bet the perm star.

Let's go.

Unsuccessful troll is unsuccessful.

The only way you guys beat my clan is if The_Ville is handing out AC's again.

onyaaaa alan! :D

I showed you the forum thread king, no reason to be sour.

lol? that would be just like saying eternal uses A/C or any other clan that beats you. Just because a clan gets more then ur ass dont mean they are A/C So go shove that hamster back up ur ass and fuck off

so ur claiming all clans use a A/c then. ur real funny xD

I didn't say anything about every clan nor did i accuse you guys of anything. Reading is fundamental.

Well, we betting the perm star?

Sure Alan.

Just making sure. I could always use an extra star.

I would like to get a little more action than this. I need at least 10 stars.

N Mikello [73] 2012-01-20 19:02:52 [20 minutes ago] Your looking great out there, very nice ratio, your interested in an active clan, then join mine :) were trying to become one of top 10 in the near future and could use ppl like you ;D

Aww, top 10? That's a shame. 10 stars? Even better.

I ment 10 different people.

Neps counts as at least 5.

You can have him ;)

I have to find some money maybe. I gave neps my sons piggy bank.

If i loooooose doses anyone wanna buy this bot for 10 stars?

That bot isn't worth my left nut.

^ROFL...you've gotta be kidding me.

Well I will compromise and take the smaller foul smelling right nut.

Fair enough.

You have to be either retarded or on some form of narcotic! Get a life you tool, maybe if you were decent enough at playing this game then you may have a chance to actually compete at the top level!

Can't it be both?

aww Alan your bum hurts to much? same for you Chan, you both crack me up.

10 stars for the winner, Darkest day!

others who love us, see you all in our clan by tomorrow FTW.

just letting you guys know that quitting is a option. At least you wont have to say you where beat me, you can just say you quit.

I've got 10 stars.
I'd love to have 11. More for star competitions!

You [29] attacked Darkest Day [29] 9 times.

You won 9 times and lost 0 times.

You gained 107,382 exp.

You gained 5,273 kudos.

2012-01-20 19:44:09

[33 seconds ago]

You [28] attacked Darkest Day [29] 2 times.

You won 2 times and lost 0 times.

You gained 28,148 exp.

You gained 1,687 kudos.

Dont see much wining out of you.

AW SNAP

im rith btw XD

Well you guys have leveled me 3 times and i havent put my points in or recamped. So im sure you are winning.

dude i was a level below u so dont pull that crap lol

havent changed gear sense level 25 so ur full of shit XD

Good job, Im glad i made your day better. If you wanna keep going feel free, i could use a few more lvls so i can get to my dumpers.

You [29] attacked Darkest Day [29] 7 times.

You won 7 times and lost 0 times.

You gained 101,315 exp.

You gained 1,885 kudos.

2012-01-20 19:52:23

[9 seconds ago]

You [28] attacked Darkest Day [29] 6 times.

You won 5 times and lost 1 time.

You gained 85,587 exp.

You gained 416 kudos.

2012-01-20 19:51:07

[1 minute ago]

You [27] attacked Darkest Day [29] 2 times.

You won 2 times and lost 0 times.

You gained 39,224 exp.

You gained 790 kudos.

2012-01-20 19:50:14
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Man as soon as I leave the thread its filled with assholes beating on this poor guy :( Just let him live in his delusion jeez guys. You all could have had a good laugh but no you just want to crush dreams and illusions of insane people. Well insane people are people too!

Good luck sir ;)

i know zal cause ive been labeld insane by doctors XD

anyways love you zal! WHERE HAVE U BEEN XD lol...

Well its a sad sad day when I can come in a thread and tell people they are insane. Because I am the crazy lady with 50 cats in this game bitches!

Also its funny that 3 of the 100 posts in this thread are open love letters to me lol.

And I'm always around. Just hatching crazy plans and chatting most of the time.

Dont' feed the trolls

Zal, do us all a favour and keep your own label at home....

your the funniest around mKay?

Zal has a point

Well you guys have leveled me 3 times and i havent put my points in or recamped. So im sure you are winning.

That was me :p

high-fives chapo

So uhh I see the clan I made is going to shit.. Haha thank god I got out!

Ranked 27th now. We are glad you left also ;p

"That was me :p"

I take it you leveled me as well?

Haha Well good luck with it Dark :) Hope you get to number 1! (Which will never happen..)

Want to see how many people I make quit the clan?

No.

I would guess none. But if they do then they are probably just dead weight anyways.

Hahahaha epic right.. So uhh 3 of your guys left! 29th now buddy

did neps jion at midnight? if not u owe alan stars

That's cold...

Point being? he talked so much shit and ran his mouth and made a agreement that if neps joined he gets stars and alan accepted so. Its valid question

Oh darn we lost 3k energy....whatever shall i do.

We only bet one star rith.

Did alan get his star?

The day isnt over you tard.

techinically it is. You clearly stated last night before it was even midnight "By Midnight we will have neps and be rank 1" then u made a bet on it. So i hope ur comment of days not over tard means for his star.

Haha Dark you fail hardcore!

LOL that would mean neps is a lair and I do believe he has way more character than that. In fact i'll put my money where my mouth is. I will Bet anyone who wants to go against me a perm star each that by the end of tomorrow neps will be in my clan, we will be in first place and Alan we will be a much better whore. Just post in this thread if interested.

Thats what I said. Seems pretty clear to me.

This was fun at the beginning but i didnt realize people would take everything so seriously. Well the only people that did was Dynasty, I guess that shows a lot about overall IQ.

Not the first thing you said though. So it shows that the midnight one didnt happen. And itll show that the "End of tomorrow" Wont happen either.

made the forums fun again for a day or so.

This troll sure got fed well. Lol.

For sure.

I knew something was up when I logged in and saw 200+ new forum posts. Either a "busted" thread or some funny drama.

so xtremesoldiers didn't win january?

too bad neps is a reneging bastard :|

I lost my faith in "keeping your word" back when I was a kid, when that nice old man who told me he was going to give me candy didn't, even after I played all the games he wanted. It was then that I developed the notion that grown-ups don't need to keep their promises.

fucking jans ...

XtremeSoldiers. Hah.

Interesting...

There's still time...they still have a chance at the top spot.

doubt it

Considering they no longer exist... yeah.. =/ we need more super trolls though.

super trolls <3

I think Scarlett Johansson is ugly.

lol neps

scarlett johansson ARE YOU SERIOUS? HOW BLIND ARE YOU. I TYPE IN CAPS TO COMPENSATE FOR MY UNUSUALLY SMALL PENIS

lol

My poor thread....

http://media.photobucket.com/image/my%20poor%20thread/Sabriella/AdayinEM-1.jpg

Teh are you out causing trouble again?

I told you to look both ways before you cross the street..