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I preview an epic month in bots4 history. Let's comment here everything related with this exciting race. I'll start.

Escapism started strong grabbing 1st place in the 1st hour. Eternal have the confirmation that we will give them a good challenge, atleast it is our intention to do it.

So let the race begin! Good luck to all who will compete in this epic month.

Atreides sent troops to help win the battle.

Nothing is eternal!

Atrieds helping Eternal or Escapism!

woke up -> took a 15 minute dump -> made some breakfast (3 whole eggs, 4 egg whites, 220 grams of brown rice, cup of coffee (black, no sugar)) -> logged on bots -> dumped some energy -> posting in forum thread

Hmmmm Nice

i live my live by haybassie... but 2x the eggs

rivan play the game fair were not taking your dumpers energy leaves ours alone!

Actually Rene has been draining my 150s constantly :P

drain renes then not mine :(

Hhhahah I haven't got no dumpers gutted and Rivan suck my BALLS!!!!

So rene and rivan are using the so called dirty tactics. For me the worst is onlining, idk if it was used yet. they are all legal, they arent just fair-play.

I wont use any dirty tactic unless someone piss me off. Then I will do the same to that person.

Discuss plz!

yepp i dont want any dirty tactics please

dirty tactics? by the sound of it you declared war on eternal this month. From being previous military, my understanding is in war there is no such thing as dirty tactics. Do what you have to. Simple as that. :x just saying.

just let us have it this month then we dont need to keep scoring im not use to this

Yes sure thing, ok guys. Neps, Rivan, easy please stop scoring so they can take the month :)

after a year of scoring do you really think they would just lie back and lets us take it, me thinks not :p

I dont want eternal to let us win. I want neps scoring in 2 bots, rivan in 2 bots and all the others active. If we manage to get a win in these conditions, well it would be an incredible achievement! :)

:D perfect esv

Ohh this is gonna get better and better and it becoming an epic battle between us and eternal :)

Almost 24h completed, the clans are almost with the same energy. This was a nice 1st day.

Lol is all I have to say.

Why lol kerrod? do you think our attempt is a joke?

Who is the first to hit 1 million? Escapism? Or Eternal?

Escapism It is :) well done guys keep up the good work! :)

its a record doing 1 million in less than 2 days. And its ours :)

Both clans with 1 million. This is amazing. Its a pitty that Ender isnt following the best bots4 moment.

ohh im sure ender will be proud of us all the most bots I've seen online is 49 and the least is 22

has 49 been beaten? if not wish i had taken a screen shot

I said lol because eternal is like a car firing on one cylinder at the moment.

and we are a car with no petrol at this moment in time :)

And I am a car that goes vroom vroom vroom! vrrrrr rvrrr vrrrr does a donut

Come'on Escapism, it's only September 3rd :P

Do you want to help? I speak for myself: I won't fuck my life due to a game. Im addicted to bots4 more than I would like. I love talking with other players, that's why I chat while scoring, sacrificing efficiency. We showed that we are strong too. 1 million in less than 2 days. Today I was away from home 11h working. I didn't play at work today too. We are being owned but eternal is in full steam to do it. Im proud of what we did so far and for me that's enough.

You wanted to play with the big guns. You got our attention, and now you're tucking tail and giving up? Seriously. It's not even a full 3rd day into the month and you've thrown in the towel? Come on.

Made neps put 3 bots in Eternal, without neps you guys would be so far behind.

i certainly havent thrown in the towel! i like chatting with you in the eternal chat but it gets real serious when you ban me >l and im happy with everyones contributions aswell esv and even if we dont get this month we will defernatly get another chance even if its in 12 months time we will beat you!

he is everything for them demote neps the next time we go ftw and watch you guys be on 200k insted of nearly 2 mill

Neps total eternal score so far: 525821

My total eternal score so far: 518310

Just sayin'

Nah not that low :p but neps does make a big difference. Without him, every month would be a close contest

I thought Rivan was your only bot in Eternal

Nope :P

Considering I havnt added even one point energy so far this month I'd say we arnt at full steam.

Im guessing Auriel and Blitz too?

Auriel is mine and i'm doing the scoring on Blitz while he's away.

Nos, if we give up this month its because we are smart enough to save our resources instead of wasting them when we are sure we are gonna lose. That would be really stupid from us.

"You wanted to play with the big guns. You got our attention, and now you're tucking tail and giving up? Seriously. It's not even a full 3rd day into the month and you've thrown in the towel? Come on."

nos, i think it isn't weak to think of giving up a fight that you know you'll lose in the end. why burn all those resources you have? i know its lame to quit. you all might think that even if its obviously losing, fighting for the spot until the end is a good thing. that might be right IF you have the resources to make another set of resources. but not me, i quite knew what i lack and i dont want to sacrifice them up for just a losing month. its so hard making dumpers for me so im saving them up instead of wasting them without anything to receive in the end.

instead, now that we got the hang at it and know what we lack, we'll save the resources now and fix what's lacking. even if we didn't win and if ever quit this competition in the 3rd day, it still has a positive output. we know now what the clan lacks and how to prepare for it. without trying for few days, i didn't even know what really is lacking (this is my first time in this new clan system). i gained lots of experience in these 3 days and can prepare a lot more for next time.

neps and rivan are really the top contenders this month. i have fun in scoring for these few days especially when the fight is close. its more like half of our clan is equivalent to just neps and rivan (that includes our elites here). then it will just lead us to our other members vs the rest of the elites there. who would win? its so obvious right?:)

so I apologize if ever we quit. it's just that it is more smart to do it rather than holding unto pride. but i'll still score anyway until the leaders says so. im just a soldier in the battlefield.

[khael]

PS like i said, in my part, this isnt final yet until the leaders say their piece. so go score more escapism for the losing battle!^_^

+1 lyrad

Esv, you say the game strives off competition and will die without it, yet you give up in the third day? You're just as guilty as we are at "killing the game". I can understand you giving up for the sake of resources, but c'mon, don't be a hypocrite.

do you really think anyone in their right mind would continue a losing fight? resources are everything in this game especially time. wasting them is stupid. instead of fighting until the end, the time that is used can be redirected to making more dumpers or strengthen the bots builds. lets just say that this event is part of the preparation for another attempt in the next months. lets just make this event not a mess okay? i know it will be our pride that will be hit yet it is the smartest thing to do for now. congratz for another winning month!:)

+1 lyrad

475+ to Eternal :/

Exactly what Lyrad said. Gpof, maybe you are right calling me hypocrite. I had too much work doing whores, I dont want to waste them in a losing month. We will prepare ourselves better. Maybe we tried too soon or maybe we havent the best conditions to do so yet.

One thing is certain: we hit 1 million in less than 2 days and we did it first than Eternal. I'm not sure if Eternal is counting the hours for their 2nd million, but till now that record is ours.

Are you serious? We did the 1M to 2M in less than 24 hours I think.

My bad. It was 28 hours.

So, I guess, yay, new record for fastest million goes to Eternal \o/

Ohh well you hold the record for the 2 million we hold it for the 1 million

Hehe.

Sorry neps, didnt saw that Eternal already hitted 2 million. The record is yours then. One million in 28h. We took 38h but there wasnt many energy in the start of the month too...

That's why ours should remain the 1 and their should be 2 eav

All yours. :)

meh, the record really means nothing. only in the final of the month there is a winner so...

Well getting 1m off the start of the month so fast is still a nice feat. Even if the month doesn't go to a clan they can still have other goals and accomplishments. Hopefully the next good month won't come to a premature end.

Hopefully... :P

starts engineering another tactic to beat eternal

Good luck with that.

/me goes back to building bots.

I'll build more ratio whores.

I have plenty of those. I'll be building other bots.

My highest ratio whore is 120. My future 150 is almost leveled. Then I need to start working on a lvl 180 one :)

At least Dynasty went the whole month...

We started this battle not fully prepared, so Lyrad is saying it's best not to completely trash our dumpers, when we aren't even going 100%. Its not "throwing in the towel", its strategising so we have a better chance in time to come.

Better luck next time. :)

I have to say I'm a little disappointed that some Escapism members are already throwing in the towel. The way I see it, Eternal's lead has blown out because we had a quiet 24hrs; Esv, Khael and I were noticeably not contributing much. Also, whilst I agree with not wasting resources, I know personally a Top Clan plat isn't my only motivation to do a little scoring this month. It comes down to goals and in the past multiple Eternal members have stated that a Top Clan plat isn't their only motivation to score.

At least one of the members has the balls to speak the truth.

+1 For Rene. You're a few behind, so what. Three days have passed. Anything could happen. You all act like if you go all out and lose you'll never have a chance to win again. This isn't a deathmatch, even the non-winners go home with trophies, wins, and experience.

If you guys stop scoring to make more dumpers and prepare for the following month then eternal can do exactly the same thing so they'll still have the edge in the future.

That too. And what's more, you just showed something. I'm telling you now, it'll take a full thirty days to beat Eternal. You guys just showed that it only takes three days to beat you.

I'm going to my work now. Tonight, if I have time, i'll do some scoring in both Esvrainzas and Lyrad. I can't score a whole month in full steam. I couldn't back in bots2 and I can't now too. That makes me a bad scorer? Yes it do, but I never was the big scorer of the team...

the big scorer of any team*

I'm not talking about bringing big numbers, I'm talking about giving up..

got home from work -> tried to take a 15 minute dump -> couldn't -> drank a protein shake to help battle my constipation -> logged on bots -> noticed how this thread turned into another whinefest -> feeled very pleased with myself -> posting in forum thread -> planning to jack off in the shower

Enjoy your shower then :)

Try some prunes, helps with constipation.

Or just get a colon cleansing.

Esv, you can't whine/bitch or they will tear you a new one. You gotta just go with it. If you guys aren't ready you aren't ready. Simple as that.

No reason to go the whole month for "nothing". Honestly though, These 28 days will be shot because Eternal can do the exact same thing as you and build 5 more dumper clans, probably faster and better.

I say you push as hard as you can this month. If you lose by 2million, you lose by 2million. You gotta see if your clan can even go a whole month hard. It's just one of those things.

all of us haven't got dumpers though alan it would be much easier if we all or most of us had dumpers to use :p

Same with Eternal.

I have no dumbers ;-)

We set a personal goal as a clan to this month. We will compete with ourselfs and consequently we will compete with others ofc. Now the main goal is not winning the month. If in the end of the month we arent much behind, ofc we will try to win. I will just score without the pression to win thats all.

Good for you. At least if you win you can say "Oh fuck me, we won and we weren't event trying!"

Smart move. :)

I doubt we can win like that, we would need some kind of miracle :P

haha :D

Miracle? On 34th Street?

fight you bastards, dont give up!

we are fighting :)

good then!

i just joined the fight (and already received one love mail :P )

Welcome then and enjoy the competition. I thought we would be more competitive but eternal is really strong, so not a big competition now :P

Btw, you can try to enter top40 in monthly energy. It would be fun to have all the members of eternal and escapism in top40 :P

We'd prefer Eternal 1-20, Escapism 21-40(of course)

Thats not gonna happen ;)

I most certainly hope not. :P

Btw, you can try to enter top40 in monthly energy. It would be fun to have all the members of eternal and escapism in top40 :P

Energy month: 47,808 (x4.34) [HoF ranking: 40]

done :D

nice, now you can relax and let escapism close the gap ;)

TheEnd move your ass and get in top40! :P

If I was still apart of escapism, I would be in FishWick1 Position.....

And, If "Ifs and Buts" where candy and nuts you'd be one fat fucker.

Fuck would of fit nicely, was you speaking to your mum while typing this?

And, If "Ifs and Buts" were* candy and nuts,* you'd be one fat fucker.

Its the fucker*, It don't quite fit right, Try using fuck.

You mad bra?

Just read it, using fuck instead of fucker?

Nope. fucker sounds better. Fucker.

Your mum is a hooker not my fault I had to fuck-her. :) Think about it

That doesn't make any sense, but ok.

Just think about it.?

id go with fuck instead of fucker. just sounds better.

you fat fuck :D

Yeah, I don't get it.

Thought people would agree do you get what I said to him,

It's meant to be sung, like a melody. Using the word fuck ends it with a definitive roar, making it lame. You need something that trails off as your voice softens from singing it. It's not a statement.

And no, no one understands why you're bringing something called a "mum" into this.

Btw your mum, do you no the cunt you came out of.... Thats your mum and trust me its fuck

Might as well contribute to the discussion.

You guys do realize that slang is not really proper English and thus doesn't need to be followed as stringently as other words like their, there and they're right?

As for the discussion of fuck versus fucker, they are both valid because as nouns they describe the same thing. From dictionary.reference.com:

Fuck - n 8.Slang . a person, especially one who is annoying or contemptible.

Fucker fucker (ˈfʌkə) — n 1. a despicable or obnoxious person

Obnoxious and annoying are synonyms and so are despicable and contemptible.

SO HA! I FUCKED YOUR SLANG ALL NIGHT LOOONGGGG!

I don't even want to know how you find these pics....

Might as well contribute to the discussion.

What the fuck.

Gone Fishing

User Name he said fuck not fucker. Naughty that

Anyone else think that everyone posting in this thread needs to get laid?

Silly Fucker....

This is what you get when you are watching two girls, one cup while playing Bots.

Nice!? :P

Oh no no. Nice is playing Bots while watching One guy, one jar ;p

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCcCzj_yRtk

Another Eternal record: Fastest 1M lead: Went from #2 to a 1M lead on top in 106 hours and 12 minutes. \o/

obama has something to say

Congrats Eternal. You are really a great clan :)

obama has something to say

Fuck Obama.

meanie

also. homosexual :D

I thought neps was bisexual? Or metrosexual?

"Pure sex" is more like it.

Pretty much like a biscuit to a fat guy, sex is to neps. Doesn't matter which kind.

He's a machine. I didnt know machines have sex too.

Of course they do!

^ valid point there

Escapism should try winning for once.

And you should try keeping your mouth closed for once.

Stupid american :)

such love

Stupid north americans ;)

Damn you dutch bastard!

At least we dont have bouncing heads like Canadians cough.

..touche

Oh you're one of those french speaking canadians? That explains a lot.

Interesting fact: Me and FTP bitch and complain about him being from Alberta and I'm from Saskatchewan. Fuck them Rocky mountains bro, they are so over-rated. You need moar endless plains of wheat and canola bro.

nah bro The rocky mountains have bears and shit plus tons of foreign women in banff...ill come visit you zal....ill hit up your sister unless you got dibs bro. Also I am not a french Canadian I am Ukrainian Canadian douche bag.

Also I am not a french Canadian I am Ukrainian Canadian douche bag.

Did you just call yourself a douche bag? A Ukrainian Canadian one at that.

Well that explains it all.

ill hit up your sister unless you got dibs bro

This creeped me out.

He did state he was a douche bag.

Not how I meant, it but I am sure we can all agree it's true.

I think that is something we can all agree on.

whose making all these bots counter to me?

Your guess is as good as mine.

Is it neps whore?

Not me.

Damn!

i'd like to how the clans in the top rankings do without their cheating dumpers

Either way Eternal is the most active, so i'd say it'd be just like what it is now.

i'd like to how the clans in the top rankings do without their cheating dumpers

My dumpers cheat? My my, well, I certainly didn't raise them to do that! Which one did? So I can spank its whore ass!

Dumpers ain't cheating but it is an unfair advantage on new people that start playing. I wanna see there being 4 or 5 clans going for 1st place, it would make the game far more fun

Yeah, that would be nice.

Back to the subject. I'm still an ass, right?

You are Canadian, so probably yeah

Look at the name an realize it's not me.

I think it's close enough to your name that we'll just call it you.

Also I am a Canadian citzen, I was born in Kiev.

And that's the reason why I can bake a mean Chicken Kiev.

With maple syrup

Sir do you even know where Kiev is?

lol of course I know where Kiev is. I am you! Goo goo g'joob!

you sir are one fucking idiot!

Kris is just bipolar. All that syrup have clogged up his brain.

/Benny

Hey benben i missed you.

Missed you too hun. Everything good with you and the family I hope?

My sons mother is still a cunt but other then that all is well.

Sorry to hear that man. No one likes a cunt.

I happen like cunts ;)

Sorry to hear that man. [sarcasm]No one likes a cunt.[/sarcasm]