clans

we all come to know it, we all come to love it.


ps. summers cumming

but to be honest Bas will eat anything, so don't let the name put you off ;)

"Do you kiss your mother with that mouth"

I'll be honest the clan name doesn't make me think "wow, i'm totally in the wrong clan, those guys are obviously serious and could take the month by storm. I should join now! while there is still space!" but thats just me. Best of luck recruiting, i've a feeling you'll need it.

oh dear angelo

why so serious? ;)

Maybe Angelo just doesn't like beavers. Smelly or not.

awwww big beaver hug!

And don't forget, next monday is International Beaver Day

"Do you kiss your mother with that mouth"

she knows me well enough to make me wash it every time i do.

And don't forget, next monday is International Beaver Day

everyday is beaver day over at the smelly beaver! but thank you for raising awareness.

this is a video of a beaver eating a cookie.

awww that is too cute <3

Heroic beaver population save Salt Lake City - March 21, 2013


Imagine an 8,000-gallon diesel scolding hot toxic fuel spill come crashing down on your home. Now imagine a local beaver society living on the edge of the city coming to your rescue. Seems impossible? Go fuck youself. This is exaclty what happened on the outskirts of Salt Lake City. (true story)

Inhabitants of the city saw the black molten lava coming closer and closer towards their homes, one resident went as far as calling it the black drip. If not for the benevolent actings of said beaver clan their lives would have surely been taken. Using their keen sharp beaver tingling senses they set out to give aid to the lower species known as homo sapiens.

* invaluable teamwork coördination skills
* expert building comprehensions
* super quick reflexes

What seem like supernatural powers to mere men are everyday activities for beavers. Using these elements the beavers whipped up a rock hard dam that hold of the ongoing threat with ease, ultimately saving the helpless and pitiful people of Salt Lake.

Upon investigating the dam the beaver population had already left, presumable further outwards. It is assumed they went back to there daily grooming and 20-hour mating sessions, but little else is known at this point. One thing is abundantly clear though. When the shit hits the fan, beavers tend to stick the fuck around.

In honor of the heroic beaver act, the people of Salt Lake City build a 150-feet shrine in the center of the city.

random douchebag at said dam that saved over 1 million residents

EPIC! A real heroes story, I'm never going to the cinemas again. Do we still not know why the beavers carried out this courageous act?

well recent studies indicate that there might actually be a mega-metropolitan beaver colony under Salt Lake City. so supposedly they where just saving their own.

of course this must be heresy, right? a city living underneath a city? that must be utter madness, no?

my guess, this propaganda is spread around from non-beleavers. (beaver haters)

only two more days guys!

rumors has it, it is on the same level as sharknado. but come on let us be serious for a second. sharks vs beavers? we all now who's gonna win that fight.

\m/ beaver fever! \m/

holy fuck! that's looks unbeleaverably awesome!

Not sure I can wait two days :|

Zombeavers released in dutchland today & US next week ... no UK release date yet :(

I shall hail the Canadian government to take immediate action and have all citizen of Canada watch this movie for our own protection. Thank you for your help in preventing the zombeaver invasion hayabassie! We are in your debt!

.. .

What happened?

The zombeaverpocalypse I'm guessing.

but Bas I has my logo :(

Smell got to him?