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Resistance is futile.

Oh wait that's another theme.

Either way, next month we're going for first.

Join us if you want to be part of it.

Yeah join us and have a blast!

Oh and you can win stars too!

If Benny is scoring you pretty much already have the month cased. Congrats.

Bless the Maker and all His Water. Bless the coming and going of Him, May His passing cleanse the world. May He keep the world for his people.

Lame

If I can muster the time I can give Benny a run for his money.

Any Eternal guys want to go big next month? We can give them a challenge.

And I give stars away every month ;)

~ Ville

Meh.... I fancy going big every month but for motivational purposes I just can't do that I need competition to play the game and when it's not there I find it hard to play the game

^Incentive to challenge Atreides claim? It has been issued publicly and Ville seems to be up for a race so use that as motivation score with him and accept the challenge

Yeah I'm willing to click away my life in August... too damn hot outside anyway

Player One is out of coins.

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE SPICE!

I've had more spice than you've had hot dinners! My eyes are the bluest!

Then you must be...

http://henryherz.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/morganfremen.jpg

ill will score more than jans

everyone will score more than Jans ...

Jans contributes in other ways :)

I said i'll do 300k, so that's what i'll do. Y'all can do whatever the fuck you like :)

Jans doesn't score. He let's others score by bending over.

/hugs Jans

we only tease you because we love you ;)

Jan's playing method in one picture.

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Pinky+promise+me64c76d3093529.jpg

If that isn't literal enough:

1. Jans bends
2. gets the other individual to make him a sandwich
3. ?????
4. Atreides wins the month

If Jans looked like that I'd make him a fkn sandwich.

I can look like that, wearing my special toupee.

Now we all know that Jans is simply the pretty boy of Atreides ;P

there's no simply about being a pretty boy. it takes hours of primping & preening to look as good as jans <3

Nah, he´s a natural beauty.

I guess I know who to sabotage in order to damage the team morale.

I wonder what would happen if Jans wasn't a mod and for no reason we just muted him on both the forums and clan forums. And banned him from chat.

Then he wouldn´t have a reason to play anymore :(

Jans doesn't play. He logs in.

Then he wouldn´t have a reason to "play" anymore :(

*fixed

It would save him from carpal tunnel syndrome though >.> TRYING TO SAVE HIS WRISTS HERE IS ALL.

Yeah, and it's not like he doesn't want to play, for him the chat IS the actual game. It's the only part which is not protected by a captcha. He just can't get past them.

Well, even if someone took away all forums and chat for him he´d still have bmail :)

Curses, he is too powerful of a talker! I must now go out on a journey to kill him or one of the moderators so I can gain their powers. THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!

Jans, Rose, Shoe, Fishwick? I would like to see the police connect the dots between those murders.

There's a captcha??

I'm nor sure that I like the mod murdering direction that this thread has taken :|

Zal is Canadian. No need to worry hun.

http://bots4.net/clans/profile/3241/Clarks-Cafe

Moo

It's alright rose. If Fishwick would have posted in this thread I could have gotten all of you at once but my chance is gone...oh well. Gotta keep things interesting around here.

Now I'll just have to kill you with kindness!

Is that like choking someone with money or cookies?

You been watching BDSM again?

I'm nor sure that I like the mod murdering direction that this thread has taken :|

Do what i do: read Zal's posts with the voice of Butters. Puts them in the right perspective.

I'd be honored to be Butters.

But that also means I'm Professor Chaos! BWHAHAHAHA!

I love you guys.

Did you all quit or something?

We can have that affect :D ^

In true Atreides style, our intricate plots are beyond the understanding of our enemies!

Our strategy is so cunning, we don't even fully understand it ourselves.

We are still awaiting our debriefing.