complaints

He appears from nowhere, makes a few posts & disappears again!

/heartbroken

I keep him in semiconcious condition in my basement :D

Can I broker some kind of shared ownership deal Jans?

Basement = hidden deep in your mind?

You wouldn't share before either, so why should i??

but I'm prepared to share now!

well until i have possession that is ...

i eat pie..

Too late, woman! I has him!

:'(

No! Tears won't work! Must.. resist..

*flutters eyelashes whilst trembling her bottom lip*

/brings Les some tissues.

You play no fair..

Fine, you have 30 mins.

aha thanks benny ... I have a use for them there tissues now ^_^

sucker Jans! mine, all mine :D

Deceitful women! It's all your fault, all the way back to Eden!

You won't get far though, i hid a GPS tracker in him!

*grins*

*makes plans to add Jans to her collection*

Pretty sure she´ll find it easy enough considering...

i like listening to people cry

I see a move made out of this, and they are talking to John Malkovich to play the part of "Jans"