complaints

I keep letting out little toots and they stink. I wish my ass would empty itself already :\

Seems like a valid complaint

You´re so stressed that you have to play while you´re taking a dump?

FYI, if the turd is green or blue you should go visit the doctor.

What? No, I'm not on the toilet while I play. I'm farting while at my computer and it stinks. The poop doesn't want to move far enough through my bowels for a toilet to come into play yet.

I kinda enjoy the smell of my own farts. Don't you?

I haven´t got the chance to meet you, so I wouldn´t know what your farts smell like.

If you pm me your address, I'll be happy to try capture the essence in a container and send it to you.

Can´t you just describe it for me? Still not sure the smell is for me.

It's a potpourri of lavender, cypress, cinnamon, and a touch of sulfur.

Everyone loves there own brand.. having said that tho, there are super smelly occasion where i have gotten my own gag reflex going coz my farts are so potent

Ussally happens when I eat eggs.

curry for me

and yet again proof enough to call aussies an under developed society.

leaving my clan? sir, your kicked.

and again i got to say.. you seriously need to learn some more about sarcasm.

<sarcasm>Awww</sarcasm>

^lol

you forgot the div id.... duh!

Then bmail me some proper instuctions before next time!

I rofl'd. Okey call me immature.

your immature. but its alright.. so am i =)