complaints

seriously, i've tried.

but you only offered your love :)

Sure he can you just haven't tried the right bribe.

Try sending sexy women to his apartment to do lewd acts to/with him. I hear that will get you database access.

why don't you share your story with us? maybe we can sit in Ender's place and ask ourselves if we would have done it the same

http://i.imgur.com/iEsCK.jpg

if by love you mean hookers and blow then yes, i tried that one :D

Did you try "man love"?

I'd like to think that some people can't be bought but the state of the world indicates that everybody has a price.

It appears to be:

wage+generalpleasurecyclesatisfaction-empathy=planethasnofuture

I have absolutely no price. I cannot be bought.

love is for free

your mom was free :P

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

no mom jokes please. I have to deal with it daily in "LoL"

~o Sperm

Your mom deals with... it... daily

@sire and your prostitute of a mom charges making you the byproduct some some losers $50

Hey I'm no loser.