complaints

They're gross. 'nuff said.

/teabags

au contrair! melon balls are quite tasty :)

/teabags

au contrair! melon balls are quite tasty :)

No argument here.

teabags Mizel's face...and she moans with delight


Don't knock it till you try it ;)

teabags Mizel's face...and she moans with delight Don't knock it till you try it ;)

Wow.... that was... surprisingly refreshing. I feel like a whole new person.

Knew you'd like that. ;)

finetunes CwG's sarcasm detector

Better then going to a spa. Oh, oh! Can we try a Roman Helmet this time??

defuses the bomb that Rose planted in my sarcasm detector

Rose please refrain from touching my private parts. Thought we had a talk about this... ;)

And sorry Mizel. I believe my 'balls' would require hair for that and that's something they lack I fear...

Well now, that's just not true. The act of a successful Roman Helmet is not dependent on ones lack of, or abundance of hair, but instead relies solely on the correct placement of the appropriate appendages- or as I like to refer to it, the "Junk to Forehead Ratio".

So no apologies necessary! However, I can not tell you what a relief it is to know that your 'balls' do not have hair. Ever since my return that uncertainty has plagued me, keeping me up at night. I can now rest knowing the truth.

im glad i resolved that issue then. hopefully you can sleep well at night. i certaintly do. and i guess i can perform the roman helmet. but im not sure where your forehead has been....

Suhweet! But....I feel I need to let you know that my forehead doesn't even know where it's been. So many lonely, blacked out nights I can only assume ended with frat boys, hobos... and sometimes peanut butter for reasons I have yet to understand. sigh That's a dealbreaker, huh? :(

Will you marry me?

i think this might the origin of the hepatitis epidemic spanning through the bots community. please get treated soon.

hands out condoms

It's 2011 you guys! Unprotected hepatitis-inducing sex is not cool anymore!

Once again, urban dictionary saves the day..

condoms are sooo 1990s...

Fuck that, condoms are retro!

As long as it's not literally a retro condom...

Barebackin that shit all day.

I'd totally 'like' the shit outta some of these comments if I could.

But the one I always use has sentimental value. I'm not sure if I'm ready to replace it.

It's time neps. Time to share your knowledge as well as your broken-in, retro condom. And thatd be a cool addition...the 'like' button lol

cwg is right, it's time. And I know this is going to be hard (hah, hard) but we're all here to help you get through this. Also, I got you a little something something to make this time in your life a little easier:

http://i.imgur.com/tJW7r.jpg

I hope that serves you as well as the retro one.

That helped me.

was that so ermm 'hard' ???

*inserts sexual innuendo*

Bow chicka wow wow!

Bow chicka wow wow!

....that's what my baby says.

That statement was disturbing on so many levels.

Wasn't for me.

That statement was disturbing on so many levels.

I would say your train of thought is more disturbing on way more levels. :P

id say her train of thought is just fine.

Her? Hmm...

*refers to the rules of the internet*

Hmm, 28-29 appear to apply here.

*checks profile picture*

Hmm, 31 is apparently satisfied, unless 33. So, 30 please, live on Skype tyvm.

is my assumption wrong? not too sure what your getting at.

• 28 There will always be more fucked up shit than what you just saw.
• 29 You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so)
• 30 No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky
• 31 CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
• 33 Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.

huh DNM?

You have a different set of rules than me. These are the ones I went by.

ah that makes more sense :)

I would say your train of thought is more disturbing on way more levels. :P

Oh, by disturbing I meant it turned me on.

Her? Hmm... *refers to the rules of the internet* Hmm, 28-29 appear to apply here. *checks profile picture* Hmm, 31 is apparently satisfied, unless 33. So, 30 please, live on Skype tyvm.

29 is totally true. All internet girls must be dudes.... but Ill still live by #30. So, here they are!:

http://edge.ebaumsworld.com/picture/Mikemisat/Moob1.jpg

Also, I totally had to type "man titties" into google on my work computer.... I hope they are just as scarred for life as I was when they go through my internet history. O_o

Disturbing=turned on. Nice lol

I find that hard to masturbate too.

I see what you did there. You find it "hard" to masturbate.....

nice one

Uh, yeah sure, that's what I meant.

whoosh

Schoom *puts arms out and runs around pretending to be an aeroplane* Zoom, zooooooooom, WHOOOOOOSH!!!

um.

ok

its like masturbating to 2 girls. 1 cup. you should be used to it DNM.