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Should be banned or relabeled as "Anal Rape 12-pack" etc. Cause that's how I feel like after I used it.
Btw, if Anal Rape 12-pack was the name of an album, would you listen to it?
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Saiyan Z [140] |
Why 2-ply? Use 1-ply, just wipe twice! |
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DonΒ΄t you guys have a shitload of mapleleafs? |
lunchbox [85] |
Cheap bastard. Buy better ass wipe. |
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I'm not cheap. I use 2-ply. But at work and every single other building I go to there's only 1-ply toilet paper around. And it hurts dammit, it hurts :( Unless the bathroom is outside, maple leafs don't come in that often. Although I would rather use them. |
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In India they dont use TP. There's a bucket of water next to the toilet / hole in the ground. |
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when I first started work the toilet paper supplied had the same type of consistency as grease proof paper. One side was matt & the other shiny, plus each sheet had 'Property of her Majesty's government' printed on it. Count yourself lucky you have soft paper Zal! |
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Life is too damn short ofr 1-ply. |
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lol @ Property of her Majesty's government ^^ |
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dont wipe. |
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Head Moderator |
similar to this |
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no. silmilar to this |
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I've seen that tracing paper sort of toilet paper, it is not pleasant! |
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Man, I shouldn't read this forum during breakfast :/ |
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Nosferatu [1] <Solo Act>
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I just use baby wipes. Fuck toilet paper in general. |
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ehh. baby wipes leave my behind too wet. then i walk around with a soggy asshole all day. |
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Man, sometimes I shouldn't read this forum at all.... |
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Roosevelt [56] |
lol sorry bout that obscene post. just speakin the truth. |
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I prefer 1-ply. 2-ply bunches too much, plus the leftover fecal residue on my fingers from the 1-ply helps fortify my body's natural resistance to disease. |
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Kamikaze6 [73] |
hmm is that what that does...ill remember not to wash that off from now on. thanks ender! |
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y bother wiping at all |
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Kamikaze6 [73] |
that was actually my comment. but ive had a change of heart. |
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Btw, if Anal Rape 12-pack was the name of an album, would you listen to it? Anal Rape would be the best album name ever. Imagine being a rock star and having a sold out show of tens of thousands of people all chanting "Anal Rape" at you.... sighs A girl can dream.... |
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gross ed. :< |
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1 ply folded becomes 2 ply, problem solved! |
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Someone dreams of anal rape? And u are a mastermind DNM |
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I beg to differ. 1-ply folded is not the same as 2-ply. Not even close. |
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Semantics I guess. Buggered if I know I only buy the good stuff. I like my anal rape to be performed by women with strap ons, not my toilet paper. |
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Nosferatu [1] <Solo Act>
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I also use only 1 square. I poke my finger through the middle, wipe my ass with my finger, then use the toilet paper/baby wipe to clean the shit off my finger. Saves on money because you don't waste a lot of toilet paper trying to wipe you ass and not get shit on your hands. |
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I like chocolate ice cream. |
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Charmeleon [105] |
nos must be one of those guys who likes a good asshole fingering. gross. |
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How to save money on TP, this guy is an anal expert; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cSNBNR1F2A&t=1m26s |
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kinda like nos??? |
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Nosferatu [1] <Solo Act>
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Can't quite deny that. |
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This has shattered my viewpoint that gay dudes are all clean and shit. |
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Nos isn't gay. By no means. I simply meant he likes to perform anal acts with women. And the dude in that vid is just a little metro lol waits for people to catch my sarcasm |
