complaints

None

http://dailypicksandflicks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Not-a-single-fuck.png

And this is a complaint how?

Complaint = no sex

surely going to the trouble of making this thread indicates the contrary to the ops original alledged feelings?

good to know we're on your mind

You stole that line from us, be original.

And I had sex last night, it was fantastic. We did it missionary style with Red Hot Chilli Peppers playing in the background. She is having trouble walking straight today. Want more details?

-does not give a fuck

-makes a thread

-does not compute

What Dragonrose and Neps said sums up my thoughts.

And I had sex last night, it was fantastic. We did it missionary style with Red Hot Chilli Peppers playing in the background. She is having trouble walking straight today. Want more details?

Yes, many. Also pictures and videos please. :)

http://i.imgur.com/RriK9.jpg

did you tebow afterwards ville?

http://imgur.com/V1G8M

hey, look whos winning!

Dynasty; You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Don't believe the author of this thread is affiliated with Dynasty.

I think you're right.

I've thought long and hard about this; i give three fucks about Eternal.

You give three fucks, or there's three people you'd like to fuck?

This is Jans we are taking about.. there is definitely more than 3 people he wants to fuck in Eternal.

Good point

Must be the three bots I have in there.

Oh neps is definitely on the list. Never been with an asian before.

Chinatown Amsterdam

Neps isn't Asian..... he's Filipino.

That's like saying you're not white, you're American.

Neps=Asian(bots2)

clearly this is no longer about fucks or eternal

asian was an annoying emo asshole. Neps isn't :P

He kinda is...

He is only annoying to you because you keep saying stupid things and he corrects you.

I don't believe so.

either way we are winning :3

I'm not white, I am American. :)

I'm not American, I'm white.

Shadowfax is from Chicago.

stalker much ^

made2shred, you didnt know nos touches little boys in his off time. a bit more than a stalker.

you people are crazy

thats offensive M2S

chill out. have a bong

prefer one hitters.

fair enough then

I've always been kin to joints.

Without joints you´d fall apart.

I think this topic is off the ball, we need to socket it back in place...

Oh and I'm not from chicago :x
Also, I'd give a fuck about eternal if I could have access to neps... just sayin... he's pretty hawt

I would pick Zal over neps any day... just sayin.

gpof > the world

The walls of Jericho!!!!!!!!¡

The Jericho of Walls!

The Jowls of Whericko!

almost 5mil :D

Almost famous.

almost? pretty sure we're the most known clan, haven't lost yet :P

Heartattack and Vine has 3/5 spots on the homepage HoC, and is half the time the topmost clan name in the online list. :)

I stand corrected...

You usually do.

that's true ^

I give over five thousand fucks for eternal.

five hundred thousand!!!!

I try to give at least one million fucks, when I come out of the gray.

Lol Draoi, hivemind

I'm fabulous.

Your logo is faaaabulous!

lawlz, you know it babe

I give 5 fucks times 10 then divided by 2, then multiplied by the square root of 308,025. That gives me F. Then when I put F into the equation F=ma, where F is the fucks I give, m is the mass of easy's penis, and a is the unknown factor of the acceleration of easy's erection when he sees his name mentioned.

Solve for a.

13875/m

Over 9000?

"over 9000" is technically correct, but a = oo is more accurate.

(dammit Ed, sort out the charset ;)

;p

You sure?

over9000 = 13875/m
Then m(over9000) = 13875
m = 13875/(over9000)
m = 1/(over9000)

mass of easy's dick = 1/over9000

1% of infinity is still quite a lot.

That's right bitches, my dick is huge

1/over9000 =/= 1% of infinity

Also, what a surprise. An asian doing math instead of what he is supposed to be doing, like filling the clan treasury.

I wish you could make the overflow from training go straight into treasury.

Isn't there an app for that?

Get an auto refresh extension for chrome and have it go off ever 5 minutes or whatever. If you donate 5m to start the auto refresh will donate another 5m.

autofiller!

lol @ both of jans' comments

Autorefresh scripts/addons are illegal.

I thought his specification was a script that kept you from ever idling out?

I used to use the Firefox addon, but Ender explicitly stated that auto refresh scripts are not allowed.

Well, then make a window that is just treasury filling and don't hide it behind stuff. Having it there in front of you should remind you enough to hit f5 on that page more often then you are donating now.

Yeah, that's technically against the rules. I'll admit I did it in in bots2 though (and was the only automation I ever did). It didn't last long though because I forgot to turn it off once when I walked away from the computer so floR's script caught me. :p

5 fucks times 10 then divided by 2, then multiplied by the square root of 308,025. That gives me F.

This equation is flawed.

-anti-joke chicken

This equation is flawed.

no it's not, he is just wrong. the answer is 13,875 fucks.