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umadson [1]
2012-02-06 18:40:15 🔗
[12 years, 325 days ago]

like seriously


 
Shadowfax [104]
2012-02-06 18:45:37 🔗
[12 years, 325 days ago]

Because breaking wind or belching releases part of the life force you are given upon your birth into the world


 
Nosferatu [1]
2012-02-06 23:48:18 🔗
[12 years, 325 days ago]

It's gas, from your colon. The same place shit comes from. Seriously, you need an explanation.....


 
Jans [86]
2012-02-07 01:52:17 🔗
[12 years, 325 days ago]

Farts are like the best thing in the world. They make a trumpet sound, smell like poo, and come out of your ass!!


 
Inferno [129]
2012-02-07 04:30:58 🔗
[12 years, 325 days ago]

Imagine if they came from somewhere else, like your nose o_O


 
Trio [152]
2012-02-07 13:28:51 🔗
[12 years, 324 days ago]

Methane, probably because of other chemicals too though.


 
12ed12um [43]
2012-02-07 14:25:08 🔗
[12 years, 324 days ago]

because you touch yourself at night.


 
Made2shred [41]
2012-02-08 01:23:24 🔗
[12 years, 324 days ago]

the only way you will really know for sure is if you calculate the mass of the sun and when it will burn out.


 
neps [317]
2012-02-08 03:27:28 🔗
[12 years, 324 days ago]

Both google-able pieces of information.


 
Made2shred [41]
2012-02-08 04:24:25 🔗
[12 years, 324 days ago]

fuck that


 
Benny [1]
2012-02-09 00:39:15 🔗
[12 years, 323 days ago]

Bots4 is the new Google.


 
Asmodeus [85]
2012-02-09 01:07:59 🔗
[12 years, 323 days ago]

How does google feel about being replaced?


 
Taoism [26]
2012-02-09 02:03:25 🔗
[12 years, 323 days ago]

That's kind of ironic. Without "google" none of this would be possible.


 
Made2shred [42]
2012-02-09 03:06:07 🔗
[12 years, 323 days ago]

yes it would. what does google provide for bots4? (apart from analytics and forum search)


 
Spazz [93]
2012-02-09 05:30:34 🔗
[12 years, 323 days ago]

they pay for enders stuff. all of it.


 
N 004 [129]
2012-02-09 06:24:13 🔗
[12 years, 323 days ago]

Not all of it, I'm pretty sure my stars bought Ender two or three sandiwiches at least.


 
Zuzanna [1]
2012-02-09 22:22:43 🔗
[12 years, 322 days ago]

We know that the sun shines via nuclear reactions in the core that transform four hyrogen atoms into one helium atom. If you look at a periodic table, you will see that one helium atom has a little less mass than four hydrogen atoms combined; about 0.7% of the original mass has "disappeared". This "missing mass" gets transformed into energy, and this is the energy that causes the sun to shine. Therefore, using Einstein's famous formula E=mc^2 for the conversion between mass and energy we have that the available energy in the sun is:

E = 0.007 x M c^2

where c is the speed of light and M is the amount of mass in the sun that is capable of undergoing the above nuclear reactions.

Now, it turns out that only the central part of the sun is at a high enough temperature to actually undergo these reactions. You would need to use a detailed model of the sun's structure to figure out exactly how much of the sun is at a high enough temperature, but if we're just estimating things we can say that on the order of 10% of the sun's mass is in the central part of the sun where it is hot enough to undergo nuclear reactions. We then have:

E = 0.007 x 0.1 x Msun c^2

where Msun is the total mass of the sun, 2 x 1030 kilograms. We therefore can calculate that the total energy the sun has to burn is around 1.3 x 1044 Joules. Dividing 3.8 x 1026 Watts (the rate at which the sun is giving off energy) into this number gives an approximate value of 10 billion years for the sun's lifetime.

-thanks Google.


 
Asmodeus [93]
2012-02-09 22:37:22 🔗
[12 years, 322 days ago]

How ignorant.. we all know god created everything.. therefore god also is responsible for the creation of google and all of mans knowledge.

THANK GOD.


 
Champion [104]
2012-02-10 04:40:10 🔗
[12 years, 322 days ago]

Amen brother


 
Nosferatu [1]
2012-02-13 09:30:44 🔗
[12 years, 318 days ago]

Gods* Just like men, it always takes more than one.


 
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