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hayabassie [135]
2012-07-24 14:36:59 🔗
[12 years, 156 days ago]

the game is to easy people. ass it stands now my bot is undefeatable. i have simulated against all possible builds and all freaked builds and all guru-builds, EVEN MY OWN BUILD!!, and i still win 100%. the CMLVII losses are there because i wanted those, dont kid yourselfs. i can probably win all botbattles up to lvl 200 <-- (not sure only gone ass far ass 180). i estimate reaching 20k ratio in 2 months.

if you want to challenge me post your bot and i will see if i deem it worthy for battle. you take a life you owe a life.




PS. just wanted to give a shoutout to my boy JB


PPS. dont even try to be badass like me cause i will attack you


PPPS. PSPS?


 
Alan [71]
2012-07-24 18:20:31 🔗
[12 years, 156 days ago]

Redissed Conned Freaked Blasters.

Cool. Fight Saiyan and 145 and see what happens.


 
dragonrose [51]
Head Moderator
2012-07-24 18:47:51 🔗
[12 years, 156 days ago]

but my dad can kick your dad's arse!


 
Nosferatu [155]
2012-07-24 23:17:58 🔗
[12 years, 156 days ago]

I challenge you to do 3 full rapes on any 3 of my bots. ^^


 
hayabassie [135]
2012-07-25 05:37:38 🔗
[12 years, 156 days ago]
Redissed Conned Freaked Blasters. Cool. Fight Saiyan and 145 and see what happens.

per your instructions


also your presumed build is void.


 
Alan [71]
2012-07-25 08:58:23 🔗
[12 years, 156 days ago]

Hats off to you then.

Necros? Megas?


 
Nosferatu [155]
2012-07-25 12:37:32 🔗
[12 years, 155 days ago]

Very nice build hayabassie.


 
SaiyanZ [130]
2012-07-25 14:23:16 🔗
[12 years, 155 days ago]

Nice photo editing skills ;)

Fight history on lvl140

100 fights from 5 levels below


 
hayabassie [135]
2012-07-25 16:09:07 🔗
[12 years, 155 days ago]

damn....lower level bots, my only weakness.


 
hayabassie [135]
2012-07-25 16:14:56 🔗
[12 years, 155 days ago]

...how did you know


 
Ender [1]
Administrator
2012-07-25 20:23:56 🔗
[12 years, 155 days ago]

Ha, you even went to the effort of putting in his flag and everything. Well done. :)


 
DarkNinjaMaster [60]
2012-07-26 01:00:01 🔗
[12 years, 155 days ago]

awesome, this thread made me lol, nice try hayabassie


 
TheCause [313]
2012-07-26 13:09:19 🔗
[12 years, 154 days ago]

you also lost to one of my whore bots, 100 base int

http://i.imgur.com/wG65D.png


 
Coco [90]
2012-07-26 15:13:04 🔗
[12 years, 154 days ago]

pretty sure saiyin z has the best build, i wanna get lvl 140 see how good he is ;)


 
hayabassie [135]
2012-07-26 18:20:08 🔗
[12 years, 154 days ago]

you also lost to one of my whore bots, 100 base int

http://i.imgur.com/wG65D.png



Actually I have a perfect explanation for this. After a day of some extensive bot raping I decided to take a shower, because you can get pretty filthy fighting whores all day right. It was here when all my showroom equipment got switched by Jack (<--Jack lives with me for the moment). When I returned I was clueless right, how could I know, I mean he opened the exact same page as when I left. So naturally I just kept attacking people like any rational human being would do.

Finally after a couple of fight I scratched my nose and noticed the inhumane act that was performed on me, ofcourse by now...it was already to late. You see, he didn't wipe out all his traces, he got careless. He probably heard the sound of me opening the shower door and bailed quickly, I'm telling you man he got some sensitive hearing. Anyway there were hairs on my mouse and my chair, also there appeared to be some kind of saliva on my keyboard? I didn't dare smell it, let alone touch it.

So I walked up to him and confronted him about it you know. Ofcourse little Jackyboy was all like "No, no I didn't do shit bro. You always accuse me of stuff I didn't do, get your facts straight yadda yadda yadda". I heard this all before from him, so I showed the hairs I found. Well...lets just say he barked a little softer, he knew he was busted. Apparently I promised to go out with him the day before and I forgot. Typical Jack, he sits around the house all fucking day doing nothing while I'm out busting my balls at work. I mentioned this to him by the way, but he just walked off with his tail between his legs.

Now here is were it gets interesting. As I'm getting ready to go to sleep I lift my sheets and notice my ENTIRE FUCKING BED IS COVERED WITH SHIT!! My pillow, my matras, FUCKING EVERYTHING! I'm telling you man, if you could smell Jack's shit...I vomited. I vomited multiple times. This ain't like baby shit were its cute and you get a little bit on your face, you just wash it off. No no no, this is the real grown-up nasty shit. I'm serious, he wants to go out, I'll go. My favorite show is on? No problem Jack let's go out. I break my leg tomorrow? No problem Jack let's go out. Seriously I'm never fucking with this dog again, I learn from my mistakes.
 
TheCause [313]
2012-07-27 01:50:37 🔗
[12 years, 154 days ago]

:) das een goeie hehe


 
SaiyanZ [130]
2012-07-27 02:41:05 🔗
[12 years, 154 days ago]

pretty sure saiyin z has the best build, i wanna get lvl 140 see how good he is ;)

Nah, my lvl140 is just showroom freaked. Still pretty good though and as max freaked possible whilst still being able to change equipment.

This lvl130 is showroom and workshop freaked to the max so it "should" be the best. Think a few other people have also made the same build. Not sure.


 
Esvrainzas [154]
2012-07-27 12:25:09 🔗
[12 years, 153 days ago]

+1 hayabassie. I laughed again. I'm lucky cause this time I wasnt working while I read it.


 
DarkNinjaMaster [63]
2012-07-31 07:44:00 🔗
[12 years, 150 days ago]

My pillow, my matras, FUCKING EVERYTHING!

*mattress


 
Nosferatu [155]
2012-07-31 11:15:49 🔗
[12 years, 149 days ago]

You obviously didn't read the entire thing if that is the only word you corrected......


 
hayabassie [137]
2012-08-06 04:03:37 🔗
[12 years, 144 days ago]

i like how nossie doesn't even bother to korect me anymore. personal achievement.

PS. i made a cunningly devised and very subtle spelling mistake, whoever finds it first wins. now no contest would be complete without a prize, so i apologize for this contest being incomplete.


 
neps [362]
2012-08-06 04:19:14 🔗
[12 years, 144 days ago]

like -> liek


 
Alan [71]
2012-08-06 08:21:29 🔗
[12 years, 144 days ago]

korect -> correct.


 
neps [362]
2012-08-06 08:28:15 🔗
[12 years, 144 days ago]

nossie -> Rambo


 
Mithrandon [156]
2012-08-06 08:38:49 🔗
[12 years, 144 days ago]

personal -> Personal


 
Trio [230]
2012-08-06 09:52:59 🔗
[12 years, 143 days ago]

i -> I


 
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