complaints

Nearly ten years on this game and I've never been laid by anyone on here. Fucking ripoff this site is! I want my kudos back!

-Zal

Wanna go on a blind date? Im up for it. And im a cheap date.

I'd be happy to dip my toe into a long distance relationship. I like virtual cuddles and lots of kisses and hugs over webcam

you people scare me

A/S/L?

Anal/Submission/Love making? Yes to all 3.

lmao..

see this

people just not looking in the right places obviously

blh found what he was looking for ;)

now its your turn zal :P

I was looking for an underaged googleimage of a girl with gauges and a mental image of her holding the shift key down angrily as she types.

Found it.

I usually head to the nearest SAA meeting in town.

As Zal would say "60% of the time, it works everytime".

Wanna go on a blind date? Im up for it. And im a cheap date.

Sure, so what do we do, put blindfolds on and go at it?

I'd be happy to dip my toe into a long distance relationship. I like virtual cuddles and lots of kisses and hugs over webcam

Why don't I just have sex with my webcam?

you people scare me

I scare myself too. I've learned that I'm more afraid of myself than I am of me. I'm sure I'm probably more scared of you than you are of me too!

A/S/L?

16, Female, at your back door

Anal/Submission/Love making? Yes to all 3.

Not the order I want those in but ok.

lmao..

..oaml

see this

I saw that.

people just not looking in the right places obviously

blh found what he was looking for ;)

now its your turn zal :P

Where am I supposed to look, in the pantry?

I was looking for an underaged googleimage of a girl with gauges and a mental image of her holding the shift key down angrily as she types.

Found it.

I congratulate you on your success.

I usually head to the nearest SAA meeting in town.

As Zal would say "60% of the time, it works everytime".

They banned me.

Still not laid yet people. FML.

Where am I supposed to look, in the pantry?

You can typically find some good shit in the pantry. Don't hate, masturbate.

Zal ill be in calgary friday ;)

ill bring my black leather gimp suit

This is the best dating site I've ever been too. I've had some hot cyber action come through this site, and I've never been to a "real" dating site, so all in all, Bots4 win.

Bitches Online Taking Sex?

Im sorry Zal, you got it wrong

What? I thought the B was for Boys..

Me too, I quit!

Darnit FTP, I don't want to get super AIDS from you :(

@DNM You may have but I guess I'm just a loser. You 12M guys get all the bitches.

@Number2 I thought it meant Boys Online Talking Shit x 4. But I like yours and Jans idea too.

But really though, I thought this was a dating site, I mean, why the hell do we name all our bots about our penises and make profiles to attract the bitches then? And then give money to a guy that you wonder why he made a dating site to begin with? And that money goes to "star" which make you look sexier and important instead of the trailer trash with no stars? Seems exactly like a dating site to me.

I mean, why the hell do we name all our bots about our penises

Actually really true, just a few examples:

• DarkNinjaMaster (His penis has special powers)
• ForThePeopIe (Shares his around)
• Blh (The sound you make when you see his penis)
• OneTarget (His penis hits the target every time)
• Fake One (Strap on)
• Mayonaise (Too easy isn't it? :P)

And Esvrainzas? :P

Esv rain za sperms?

Let's compare ascii penises!

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Mine is 6 = long. White penis :(

Jans... Always trying to get us to take it out, I've fallen for that before, he never calls back...

still have the pics though

hi zal

OneTarget (His penis hits the target every time)

thats made my day haha

and btw

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