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Free tip: don't. They explode all over the place :(

here's another tip : DON'T EAT CARROTS BECAUSE THEY ARE EV0L!

very evil.. the inside of microwave is covered in orange mush :|

But... but carrots so tasty!

why would you microwave veg anyway? the sweet spot is so fine that 9 times out of 10 they either come out too hard or too soft. Use a steamer or boil in a pan!

& if you must eat carrots roast in honey :P

sounds like an epic way of making baby food, just remember to put it into something, like a tuberware, so it's easier to handle afterwards

They're bad for your eyesight too.

whereas masturbation improves your sight.

Generally the release of endorphin's improves every aspect of your physical and mental well-being.

Whereas the eating of carrots is just downright dangerous!

I would also never recommend microwaving an egg.

^ Why would that be?

I made one explode.

Carrots in a pot roast c'mon now

Don´t put babies in the microwave either. They turn into the Hulk.

at least it shuts them up for 10 minutes ey?

You know very little about babies apparently.

microwaving babies to silence them would work eventually... but i mean for that first few minutes that would be really really loud.

This actually got me curious, click.

Seem's more experimentation is needed..........

You sick fucker!

I didn't say I was going to do the experiments, or that they should be done on people.

I wonder if they got it right in Kickass?

One article says that “there is not a lot of scientific research and data on the effect of microwaves on human beings.â€

I wonder why...?

Pretty much all of modern human society uses microwaves.

You'd think someone would have nuked a bunch of cows or pigs and studies the results, short and long term.

Methinks there is a massive microwave conspiracy going on! I wonder why the internets aren't all up in arms about it, OMFG, IT'S GOTTEN TO THE INTER[*connection terminated*]

Sounds like a job for the mythbusters, maybe they can stick themselves in the microwave to test it... nothing could possibly go wrong

I stuck my sausage in your mom's microwave. Now it burns when I touch it.......

Good thing your penis is okay.

I can't believe you actually searched for such a thing DNM

and given that the whole webpage is sickening

Oh yeah like you've never google'd a subject that could be disturbing out of idle curiosity.

there is a video of someone putting an octopus in their vagina.

animal cruelty sucks :|

I. Then there. Can you. Just.. No. Just no.

I´m sure the octupus died with a smile on his... face?

Even more disturbingly, they have beaks.

From overcooking carrots to literal octopussy

Well done gang, well done
*slow claps*

Go Atreides Go!

Welcome to the Bots4 forums Jans, I thought you'd been here before?

Glad to be of service. My brother found the video during a contest we had while drinking... the contest "find the nastiest thing you can on the internet"

^ now on the NSA watch list ;)

I once saw Rose eat a carrot.

It was horrifying.

I faked it ;)

I bet you fake lots of things.

Glad to be of service. My brother found the video during a contest we had while drinking... the contest "find the nastiest thing you can on the internet"

top 3 please

I searched some videos and came across this fucking bear schooling some innocent children, bleh horrific. to the weak-hearted, I advice extreme caution.

50 cent should always be treated with extreme caution.

I was really expecting more from that, but it was still cool.

I spent 5 minuets thinking of a way to justify linking This Video but I cant. Enjoy.

wtf?

Moo

Some more Moo

Rithy's videos are getting kinda old, sorry rithy.

Highlighter in microwave.

Oh the humanity.

that looks erotic, too much porn

Somebody put a "squirrel monkey" into a microwave...

http://www.nytimes.com/2001/01/16/health/a-conversation-with-eleanor-r-adair-tuning-in-to-the-microwave-frequency.html

As a matter of fact, the animals would really thrive on the microwave radiation. If we finished an experiment and went on to something else and had to use a different set of animals for the next microwave experiment, the animals that were taken out of the microwaves would sort of pine way. It was as though they were saying, ''Come on. It's about time to go back in the box.''

Now thats what I call SCIENCE!!