complaints

I hate this smiley!

;p

Winking AND tongue poking? Seriously? Is it supposed to resemble a drooling retard? Because that's what you look like when you close one eye and stick out your tongue.

Did you look into a mirror to find this out?

SELECT username, COUNT(posts.id) AS infractions
FROM bots
INNER JOIN posts ON bots.id = posts.author_id
WHERE content LIKE '%;p%'
GROUP BY author_id
ORDER BY COUNT(posts.id) DESC, author_id ASC;

username infractions
Asmodeus 3
Hotcocoa 3
Jans 1
The Answer 1
FNIX 1
Shadowfax 1
ignacio 1
xV3x 1
Techonoshi 1
FinalWorld 1
Champion2 1
C4NDYSH0P 1
Kitty Cat 1
Hihek 1
Evyl 1

Get them!

you are so cute when you go nerdy on me.

Asmodeus.. -_-


Hey, that'd make a nice moronometer, for stats section ;)

Haha jans. I escape that list cuz i do it differently. Cant compartmentalise me!

I figured it was just lazy and/or retarded people that couldn't hit the shift key.

Then you should have pressed it when you put the L in Lunchbox..

Actually, it was ender that was too lazy to press shift. That bot was made in closed beta. (aka, ender made it)

I copypasta'd what people gave me.

hehe ;p

I'm surprised I'm not on that list, I do ;p quite often.

Better than the following shit honestly

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Fuck you go kill yourself.

What's wrong with quoting people!?!

cause it makes it easier to make better arguements, that's why jans!

cause it makes it easier to make better arguements, that's why jans!

YEAH!! -fistpump-

ahah <3 queries - would it ever be possible that you implement it for the forum as a 'better' search option or something?

and hey nothing wrong with ;p I do it irl more often than I should though... ;p

For now, the forums are indexed by Google, so you can search them on there. Later on I'd love to try writing my own search stuff though, but that's low priority.

that actually freaked me out! the other night i was on google and yeah i saw a link for the bots forum, OBVIOUSLY what your talkin bout

I just meant people that quoted like this

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Go fuck yourself if you do this.

Cunt.

Go fuck yourself if you do this.

Cunt.

Oh, like that? have you got your period? Calm down...

You do know who you´re talking too?

Quoting without quotation marks is a sin.

not the queen eh?

Quoting without quotation marks is a sin.

did it again and im guessing i dont care really. sin is fun, how much fun do people have following the rules

>SELECT username, COUNT(posts.id) AS infractions

Is there any way you could do this for people who've said "lol"?

Also:

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>Go fuck yourself if you do this.

This.

Also:

... yeah i got nothin.

http://www.google.com/search?q=lol+site%3Abots4.net

Whoa!! everything we've ever said on google?!?!?!

( ¨, )

/me slays tintin and then shoves a mint up his ass

Creepy bastards....-backs out of forum slowly-

Wow YOU got freaked out Hobo?

unfortunetly i was NOT stoned when i read that, hence the creeped outedness

> Is there any way you could do this for people who've said "lol"?

SELECT username, COUNT(posts.id) AS infractions
FROM bots
INNER JOIN posts ON bots.id = posts.author_id
WHERE content LIKE '%lol%'
GROUP BY author_id
ORDER BY COUNT(posts.id) DESC, author_id ASC
LIMIT 10;

Skeith 67
Hobo 32
ignacio 29
Off 26
Satanus Inaximasus 25
Evyl 24
ForThePeople 18
Dragon 18
Jans 16
BigShot 14

ah haha.. thats not this hobo im sure

Jans still keeping up with youngsters I see ;).

well, he does have 10% of the total posts on this forum so I should hope that he comes up on that list.

hey Ender, this is EXTREMly pointless, but no less than lols, how many times have i said stoned?

> hey Ender, this is EXTREMly pointless, but no less than lols, how many times have i said stoned?

Looks like just this one time:

SELECT username, COUNT(posts.id) AS hippies
FROM bots
INNER JOIN posts ON bots.id = posts.author_id
WHERE content LIKE '%stoned%'
GROUP BY author_id
ORDER BY COUNT(posts.id) DESC, author_id ASC;

username hippies
Hobo 6
Dragon 4
Jans 1
Spazz 1
gr33n 1
Ninja 1
Bum 1
TheJoker 1
Hombre 1

LOL hippies, Hobo likes this =)

Skeith 67
Hobo 32
ignacio 29

I am the king! Thank you, Ender! =D

Pssst... Jans

;p

SELECT username, COUNT(posts.id) AS infractions
FROM bots
INNER JOIN posts ON bots.id = posts.author_id
WHERE content LIKE '%;p%'
GROUP BY author_id
ORDER BY COUNT(posts.id) DESC, author_id ASC;

username infractions
Hobo 15
Draoi 12
Champion 7
Julia 6
SushiKing 6
Jans 4
Hotcocoa 4
EPIC 4
Asmodeus 3
BigShot 3
Sera 3
Libertine 3
Ender 2
The Answer 2
Ninja 2
Inferno 2
Julia Hotcocoa 2
Jules 2
Mainor 2
Xenophobe 2
Dark Entity 2
Big Blitz 2
Off 1
Dragon Summoner 1
DaReK_tHe_CrOw 1
FNIX 1
Shadowfax 1
Number Two 1
DarkNinjaMaster 1
CrookedGoose 1

SELECT username, COUNT(posts.id) AS infractions
FROM bots
INNER JOIN posts ON bots.id = posts.author_id
WHERE content LIKE '%lol%'
GROUP BY author_id
ORDER BY COUNT(posts.id) DESC, author_id ASC
LIMIT 10;

Hobo 126
Skeith 109
neps 75
CwG 69
Satanus Inaximasus 68
Draoi 61
cwgarza 52
Off 37
Jans 37
Smeagol 31

SELECT username, COUNT(posts.id) AS hippies
FROM bots
INNER JOIN posts ON bots.id = posts.author_id
WHERE content LIKE '%stoned%'
GROUP BY author_id
ORDER BY COUNT(posts.id) DESC, author_id ASC;

username hippies
Hobo 11
Dragon 7
Jans 2
Hombre 2
Ender 1
Satanus Inaximasus 1
Spazz 1
gr33n 1
BigShot 1
Ninja 1
Bum 1
TheJoker 1
neps 1
Mr Blonde 1
Goo 1
EPIC 1
Rabbi 1

Hobo, stoned lol ;p

Wow......

Btw, where is that stoned hobo? ;P lol

I am really moving up in the world with the retarded smiley...I don't know what that says about me.

ender with the trifecta

The increase of ;P is probably directly related to Jans complaint about ;P

I'm going to ;p in your ;p with my ;p ;p ;p ;p ;p ;p btw ;p

way to artificially inflate the results :(

SQL Queries <3

;p ;p ;p ;p ;p ;p

omg stats! <3

So now it's official, hobo is a retard.

I'm just slightly worried about my 37 lol's..

Don't you mean 38 lols? ;p

actually Jans you factor in all 3 retard lists ...

The unfortunate consequence of speaking out against said things..

Against such things? You sir, are a barbarian! A ruffian! A villian! An evil doer!