miscellaneous

He comes from a family, who lives in a land far away...
Many call him an outsider...
He lurks in the shadows...
Quiet as a ninja...
His name is Ryan.
I seek Ryan, and if I, the light, find him...
We will become whole.
Though Ryan is the darkness...
He is a good guy.
Many call him a good sweep.
As his battle cry is...
"I, Warrior of Darkness...
Will punish you evildoers!"

and he was a raging homosexual
that hunted mens bums at night
trying to find a hole
to become whole
eh....

Ryan:Whaaaaaaa!!!
Oof!
Ow.
Boy: Are you ok?
R: Yeah. Thanks for asking.
Boy: You're awesome! You fell from the sky!
R: It's not as fun as you think it is...
Boy: I'm Nate.
R: Ok, what are you good at?

eating dinosaurs!
and so douch and bag set out
to go dino hunting
but they got eaten.

The Longsword of Death.
Many have seeked it, but only nine have succeded.
I seek it too.
But now...
The Shadow Prince of Extinction.
The 2nd most powerful being.
He wields the longsword.

wtf?

Ryan:Kagemaru! Kagemaru!
Kagemaru:It is time one came and challenged me...
R:Not for that!
Nate:The world will fall into chaos if you don't help us!
K:Okay...
R:Yes!
K:If this is your army, then I'm the oldest...
One 13-year-old swordsman, a 12-year-old mage, and I'm 17.
Bat move if you ask me.
R:...
N:what?