miscellaneous

Okay, so this is a game where a person makes a wish. then, another person comes along and grants the wish, but creates a catch, and finally makes a wish themselves.
For example:

P1: I wish my headache would go away

P2: Wish granted, but now your stomach hurts.
I wish for a toaster

P3: Wish granted, but it falls in the sink and electrocutes you to death.

And so on..




I wish I had a glass of lemonade

used to love this game

Granted, but it's not the kind from lemons.

Wish granted, but it´s not really lemonade...

I wish for a Troll Shoe.

oh, whoops, forgot to make a wish

Granted, but the troll that previously owned it steals it back.

I wish for a kitten.

wish granted, but thinking it had 9 lives, you stomped its head into the ground...................and again.....and again....and again....and again....and again....and again....and again.

i wish for a bicycle

Granted, but you don´t get any brakes.

I wish it was Friday now.

Wish granted, but you are soon confronted by several teenagers in a convertible, singing Rebecca Black until your ears bleed. you die

I wish i could fly

Granted, but you can only fly for 5 seconds. Then it stops working. You fall. You die.

I wish for a watermelon.

wish granted, but you put it into a slingshot in an attempt to hit an old lady, but it backfires and hits you square in the face. you die

I wish i had a hat

Granted, but you no longer have a head.

I wish for 10 trillion xp.

Granted, but the hat belongs to Indiana Jones, who uses his whip to stangle you to death.

I wish there was 27 hours per day.

Granted, but now there's only 10 minutes per hour.

I wish for an ice cream.

wish granted, but its not your average 'cream'.

i wish for a third arm

Granted, but it's coming out of your medial malleolus.

I wish for a Bugatti Veyron.

Wish granted, but youre pulled into an illegal street race, and crash into an empty house, taking the life of an innocent mouse. oh, and you die

i wish for a drum kit

Granted, but you get no drum sticks.

I wish for super strength.

You got it. But now you look and talk like Yoda.

I wish Ender could clone himself a couple of times.

Granted, but he's gay and in love with himself.

I wish I had cookies

Congratulations, you have hundreds of cookies, in C:\Windows\Profiles\Erica\Cookies\

I wish for a pot of gold.

Granted. And you´ll get a leprachaun(?) that abuse you aswell.

I want to meet Johnny Cash.

Granted. Sadly you had to die in a ring of fire to do so.

I want to meet a nice man.

Granted.

I want a bird.

> Granted.

Wtf? Where's the catch!?

Granted. Unfortunately it is an angry bird & you are a pig.

I want chocolate.

That she have to catch me first.

*presents chocolate coated grasshoppers to dragonrose*

I wish i could divide by zero.

Granted. Unfortunately you are now Stephen Hawking.

I wish I could grow roses.

You can't. Sorry.

I wish i could fly.

oh darnit, has been done already.

I wish i had hobbit feet.

Granted, but now you are 3feet tall.

I wish for a cookie.

Granted, but i poisned it.

I wish for a lackey big enough to fling me to the moon