miscellaneous

i see you baby

shaking that ass?

gross, this leaves a bad taste in my mouth

If you swallow instead of gurgling that won´t happen.

nah....gotta gurgle the cum first

I just got PWNED by the game :/ i feel like the biggest n00b ever!
godaaaaamn

i am glad bwhore

You´re always glad Kris. Never ever a sad face on you. A real inpiration.

I know...now gain some damn weight

I am! Well maybe not. But I´m not losing any weight.

I need to gain some weight as well. But my metabolism just doesn't agree with that. =/

Metabowhat?

It doesn't matter how ofter or much I eat. I will be hungry again in just a few hours. I am about 15-20pounds under what a healthy weight for my height should be.

6.03 feet, 154.322 pounds. I´m not skinny.

Hahah wow Im 6'3 @ 165 and I am skinny.

You´re a tall one..

forgodsake i have a penis

penis...that barely passes as a penis...you both need to gain weight...eat some bacon grease

Mmmm...bacon.

Stop using pounds and feet, or ill multiply it with fahrenheit per gallon >_<

i have just had lunch, my penis is still the same weight

Ok Jans. 184 cm and 70 kg sounds better to you?

I think he wants it in stones

Stone has to be the worst of the imperial units, an incoherent mess where all measurements are related to body parts, sticks and twigs or bar servings.

And then the yanks thought 'w00t, we is independent nau. Oh, do anyone remember those measurement thingies?', and scribbled things down the best they could. So the definitions of the US ounce, pint, gallon and ton differ from the UK ones.. Fuck you both, twice, sideways >_<

@Intsecuris; yes. And yes, you should eat something ;)

o jans don't be like that

Just had a big pizza with fries and garlicsauce.