miscellaneous

Dear Showroom,

I'm fucking getting a vacation!

Sincerely, Troll Shoe.

You has stars, you can order them around :)

Dear Atreides,

Why so second forever?
Sincerely,
Eternal

Dear Mom,

When I said, I have joint problems, I really meant wrists, ankles and knees.

sincerely, your kiddo

Dear Eternal,

We're third, you silly daffodils.

Warm regards, Atreides

Dead Vietnam,

BAM BAM BAM BRRRRR BAM BAM RRRRR BRRR BAM BAM BOOM

Sincerely, Rambo

Dear Breast Plate,

Wtf? I have no tits!

Sincerely, a bot.

Dear Mr Rambo,

Your shitty movies were a futile attempt to make people feel less bad about losing the vietnam war.

Greetings,
Victor & Charlie

^ lulz

"Dear John,"

that's all she wrote.

Poor neps, you forgot to add this at the end.

Ba Dum Tsh

Dear Nos,

Please gain a level.

love,
Jans

Dear...

a horse with horns.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7aJnQ1Uk

"The URL contained a malformed video ID."

dear ender,

cant c/p links. fix plz.

You can escape characters with \ (backslash). Try that in preview mode.

You must escape underscores though

http://example.com/urlwithunderscores
http://example.com/url_with_underscores

Dear Nos,

Please gain a level.

love, Jans

Shadows are faded memories of what once was. Malachi has been reset 1 time.

I had 111 levels. Now I'm waiting for something special to start leveling again.

My personal message wasn't special? :-(

It was heart felt and touchy feely and all, but it's not the right moment. I'm waiting for the time in which I can reset again. I'm aiming for that elusive Level 100 NaN Platinum trophy and if/when I don't get it I'll be able to reset and try again.

bunch of skippers