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Or as paedophiles call it, Christmas.

(c) Jimmy Carr

I like halloween better than christmas because all the girls dress up like sluts and get drunk. Nothing like dancing in a bar with a girl who's skirt/short doesn't cover their ass :)

I totally agree Draoi.

Only fags and prudes wouldn't

And fat chicks.

And fathers with daughters.

And eunuchs.

Halloween!

Every day is Halloween...

Damn it! :O What about transsexuals?! Trick or treat motherfucker!

Hermes are a lot better at the whole "trick or treat" thing because more of them look more feminine than "trannies".

Fuck Halloween, stupid American shit infecting my country, little kids come knocking on my door begging for candy I tell 'em to 'GET A FUCKING JOB!". Their fucking parents are retarded.

Turn off your porch light?

Is that some kind of signal? Because NO ONE KNOWS THAT KIND OF SHIT HERE. and it's FUCKING DAYLIGHT SAVINGS. NO ONE HAS THERE PORCH LIGHTS ON BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING LIGHT UNTIL 9PM.

It is where I live, porch light on means you are giving out candy. Also, you guys should have a system where the correct times are dark like the states do ;)

...not just the pedos, but the assembly programmers too. 31-OCT = 25-DEC.

I've been waiting patiently for an opportunity to use that joke. I just never thought it would involve pedos.

I don't get it.

Me neither so i looked it up.

Why do mathematicians always confuse Halloween and Christmas?
Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec.

The humor lies in the similarity of the abbreviation for October/Octal and December/Decimal, and the coincidence that the two representations equal the same amount (31 Octal is 3*8 + 1 = 25 Decimal).

cringe

'Humour' has never been used so loosely..

I bet Manny laughed ^^

Is that some kind of signal? Because NO ONE KNOWS THAT KIND OF SHIT HERE. and it's FUCKING DAYLIGHT SAVINGS. NO ONE HAS THERE PORCH LIGHTS ON BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING LIGHT UNTIL 9PM.

Daylight Saving Time* No s.

I sort of facepalmed when I read that ender :<

Where the hell is everyone's friggin Halloween spirit?? Dressing up + free candy... I mean, really you can't go wrong there. Screw all of you grumpy cheap bastards that don't give out candy... Im 26 years old and still go Trick or Treating... wait.... I didn't realize how sad that sounded until I said it out loud >.< But I never do it sober and I beat up kids and steal their candy!! Does that make it acceptable? O_o

Just don't do it where I live and we'll get along fine. Yes I'm a spoil sport, yes I'm a grumpy old man, yes I like it. Get off my porch.

I bet Manny laughed ^^

HAHAHAHA, oh man.. I was still giggling about the joke when I read that, screw you rose!

I definitely love Halloween

Middle school/High school girls dressed all slutty

Fuck yes

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