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where are you BOSS ...

its disgusting aint it he should be on 24/7 he should not have a life at all he should live for this game

he's forgotten about us :'(

oh noes!

;)

he's scheming

He made matters even worse recently also. He purchased The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.

The Ender Scrolls*

Maybe hes got a girlfriend.

nah :P

^ haha.

Working for google? Not that big of deal, he can keep cranking on the game.
Skyrim? This makes it a bit worse
Girlfriend? Has the apocalypse already started?

Boyfriend?

New pet?

lost on the subway?

Abducted by aliens?

Busy being simultaneously disciplined by half a dozen dominatrices?

on an undercover mission in Syria?

Maybe having tea and crumpets with the queen?

practising his catwalks for Paris fashion week?

Studying the teachings of the Prophet Zarathustra?

taming a shrew?

Killing a mockingbird?

filling hie pokedex?

Gone to the fitness center so he can get into shape. So he can apply for a new job as an astronaut ;-) http://www.usajobs.gov/GetJob/ViewDetails/302967000

:O

Frequent travel may be required

to outerfuckingspace

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he's stalking the boards on a new bot

I found what Enders been doing!

my keys :(

My brain. :/

cool. hes got 29 messages

lol

Screen adaptation of Enders Game?

*has low expectations*

what is he doing its like he forgot his own game

Is Ender turning out like Flor? if so it didnt take long did it lol

he better get on soon!

I think that we need to remember that bots is a hobby for wiggin. He works full time, has a social life & other hobbies.

The game runs well enough without him, there are no periods where it goes down or has bugs that make it unplayable.

So cut the guy some slack, as too much pressure turns an enjoyable hobby into a dull chore. & I'm sure none of us want wiggin to feel like that.

life?

..this is his life.

he lives here

what if the game acsedently shut downs early and he dusant no

dusant?

Dusant no

Sounds French. Ewww.

naa that would be like 'dusant non'

acsedently

Hehe

aww be fair, the dude's first language may not be english.

Plus I received a lovely invite from him/her:

From/To: nedyaj [19] 

dragon

nedyaj [19]
2011-11-20 04:10:33
[5 hours ago]

want to join my clan.you no Dracula i no her

I have no clue who dracula is :P

Certainly isn't a her in most instances...

/me checks Champion for adam's apple

Jans hun, you don't find the adam's apple there...

I was referring to Dracula btw.

I was referring to Dracula btw.

Thanks for clearing that up Capt. Obvious!

No problem Colonel Confusing!

I think you've mistaken me for someone else, I'm General Disarray.

*Admiral Analrape

anybody know when ender will return as i am waiting for him to perm some stars and i bet many other people are waiting also

Cant you just temp them on the bots you need them, for the time being?

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2 weeks he don't have time ?

STOP MOANING.

The game runs fine even when he's not online.

not really jans as im perming them to other people and dont want them think i am stealing something i bought and i am also waiting for 3 stars to be permed to me

and also incorrect jans there is a prob atm that not only i am getting with lagging when pressing on the links or train again that is a problem with the game that needs to be sorted

hypothetically speaking, if ender actually somehow passed on, would the game be screwed?

there is a prob atm that not only i am getting with lagging when pressing on the links or train again

I don't think Ender can fix your laggy internet connection. #worksfineforme

hypothetically speaking, if ender actually somehow passed on, would the game be screwed?

That's a weird thing to say. And yes, of course.

its not just mine though and my connection is perfectly fine so explain that

a weird thing to say but a good question what if ender as popped his clogs? or for those who dont know what that saying means it means dropped dead?

hopefully he asnt but you know

not for the games sake but because he is a nice guy and i would rather that happen to other people such as paedophiles

I'm sure there are members of the community that could contact his family and see if there could be an arrangement be made to keep the game going.

we should start buying stars to help with the funeral costs lol

.....

seems weird how he as not found no time in 2 weeks to come onto the game something must be up so i think its best thinking the worst as then it wont bother you as much will it and wont feel disappointed when you find out the news :)

He updated his facebook 31mins ago, so he isn't dead unless he got hit by the bus he was waiting for.

well ey who knows he could of been squirted by a skunk which made him blind he then tryed to stop a bus and he tripped infront of it the bus driver didnt see him or he just thought it was a spastic and thought fuck it il run him over who knows what may of happened ey lol

Or maybe he got fed up by the amount of idiocy in this world and shot himself. It certainly crossed my mind after reading the past few posts.

Stay strong neps!!

Hang in there buddy! Not all 7 billion people are complete morons. Only about 80% or so.

if killing yourself ever crossed your mind which i know it asnt but still how pathetic no matter what as happened its never worth killing yourself over its sad and so fucking selfish

I should start making a list of SJ's brilliant posts and then rank them. Hit after hit.

maybe you should go rape your mother and let her rate it on aggression and scare factor

Added to the list.

good :)

I can just imagine this guy trying to type. I picture him with two fingers angrily pounding out keys one at a time in anger and frustration.

i think SJ just bangs his penis on the keyboard and we receive the magic.

I'm not sure it would reach.

I think he uses the time honored small penis keyboard smashing technique of getting a wireless keyboard and just hitting it because like you said, it just don't reach all the keys on the desktop.

Btw, everybody who does this technique ends up with a smashed sticky keyboard :( Prevent the genocide by not using your penis people! Just use those non-sexual cylindrical thingies...uh...I think they are called fingers. Ya, fingers, that's it.

my hands have the weirdest boners right now

i dont get angry im actually a calm person unless somebody infront of me pisses me off then i get angry but i can controle myself i just type what ever comes into my head to try get a reaction from cunts like ichump and nope i dont type using 2 fingers im not downsyndrome i can touch type no need for the spastic way of typing :)

and haha i love how ArouZal is riding peoples legs just joins in on somebodys side like some lil bitch made faggot

i have an actual boner now...

This thread fucking delivers man.

Anything to do with SJ delivers. And I still don't think he's caught on properly yet. Let's hope he never does for entertainment's sake.

+1 on that

When I read his posts I think about how some of my sister's first grade kids have better typing and spelling abilities than him.

I dont think so Ender is comming back lol

Q-u-o-t-e-!-!-!

Well due to Ender not coming on in awhile it as made people think he as turned out like flor had and i know of 5 people that as stopped playing because of this already there may be more

just a pitty really

just hope Ender gets back soon before many more quit

Sorry I've been inactive lately. I'm caught up on bmails now and will catch up on the forums later.

welcome back ender

\o/

wow....this thread is a fucking win....i like how after two weeks ender is presumed dead and people are talking about contacting his family to keep bots running.....I LOVE BOTS PLAYERS THE MOST

^

Ed Mazur Yeah she's my gf. :) 2 hours ago · Like

it seems the least likely cause for wiggin's time limitations turned out to be true :o

still she could be an alien i guess, or maybe a chinese spy trying to get the best of google to defect ...

Rose to be true