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Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to lay to rest self-proclaimed greatest bots4 player in the world. He went by many-a-names, but gained world recognition by the entity known as "Alan". A name that resembles indelligens, mystique and a lot of hot asian chicks (albeit personal taste) when doing a search in google images.
It was therefore not hard to imagine his love and dedication for hentai porn. In fact, his entire room was decorated with posters and movie collections of aforementioned erotics. He would occasionally wear a wig and trick underaged boys into his room but hey, it was all in good fun. Alan just loved meeting other people. Knowing them, studying them...stalking them. He enjoyed a good cup of tea while sitting on the online list watching for hours on end, just watching. That's just who he was. He liked saying words that meant something...but then meaning something else.
Though it was not always so sunny with Alan as we were let to believe. He did have a dark side, one that would succumb him from time to time. When this happened, there was no telling what he would do. Bring a gun to bots, taking a dump without wiping his butt, distributing an autoclicker or even urinating on the neighborhood dog Fluffy. The possibilities were endless.
Some will be happy that his reign of terror has come to an end and there is no question about it that justice has been served in his final act of desperation. But his excitement and heart he showed in his posts will truly be missed. For today...we lose another, until finally...there will be no one left.
In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti. Amen.
Please share some words to honor the fallen. And remember...Let Go, Let Alan.
