miscellaneous

I read a thing the other day, it said;

Person 1 - "I wish I were a banana"
Person 2 - "Well, bananas and humans share 50-60% the same DNA"
Person 1 - "So what you are saying is that some people are 10% more banana than others?"

All those super-humans are in Atreides you know?

Bananas are fucking amazing, so i wouldnt mind that extra 10%

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Robert
Robert who?
Robert breaks down into tears because his grandmother's Alzheimer's has progressed to the point where she doesn't remember her own grandson.

Haha :) Good one :)

You know what's worse than a worm in your apple?

The holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because she was fleeing the domestic abuse caused by her drunken rooster.