miscellaneous

How do you guys spend your day at work?

Masturbating.

Working

Yeaaaaah... I used to do that too (not masturbate, work).

But I got my week's notice a couple days ago, so I figure "What are they gunna do? Sack me?"

TFW you're trying to maintain a x100 ratio and realize you have to sleep sometime :(

http://i.imgur.com/rLPELWM.png

Fishy is a boss :)

haha now let's see you maintain that fishy ;)

Oddly enough, by doing what Nos does 5 times a week, males reduce their risk of prostate cancer by a third.

Maybe you should write it off as a medical expense now Nos.

If I masturbate 10 times a week can I cut my chances by 2/3?

Yes, and if you masturbate 20 times you reduce your risk by 99%, because everyone knows nothing is 100%.

updates FB status to "wanking"

Unfortunately I am at high risk of prostate cancer as my penis requires 4 hands to create an efficient and effective wanking motion

If I masturbate 10 times a week can I cut my chances by 2/3?

Yes. But you also increase your chance of developing RSI by 50%.

Are you willing to jeopardise your bots career!

Ha, this is why I retired.

Because not enough masturbation jokes or too many?

Nah I developed RSI and had to give up something...