This thread is for botaholics, there is to be no judgement or recriminations, this is a safe place (in an open forum, that google can access), so;
LET THE HEALING BEGIN!!!
Hello my name is DarkNinjaMaster and I am a botaholic, I don't even click the links, I just troll round the forums. I get my fix when the documentation page refreshes, or when I spy a nice on topic thread ripe for tangential posting.
Also I like the soooooooooothing green on black colour scheme. DAMN THIS COLOUR SCHEME SHOULD BE ILLEGALIZED
*breaks down sobbing*
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comforts DNM
Hello my name is Crab Whistler and I am a botaholic.
Meh.
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I have been a botaholic for 4 months now, after being clean for several years from the less potent bots2 i now find myself to be a hardcore user again... waking up needing that fix of 25 energy per click and when i start to consume it I just cant stop. My girlfriend has left me, my pets hate me and my eyes are even magnetised to any brightly coloured objects from my serious misuse of the "fight again" link.
Please save me.
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I think your only option is to go out and get wasted. And when you get home you smoke your computer.
I might sound impossible, but dammit change is never easy!
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Thankyou for the time you have taken to listen to my confession Benny and your support, I now must follow this long and difficult path you have set me, if I'm to ever be cleansed.
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Problem? Nope all fine here.
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New quote on my coffee mug: "I don´t have a problem with Bots4, I have a problem with you"
©
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I should probably mention for anyone gullable enough to believe what I posted none of it is true lol.
I'm still fly as fuck.
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pfft like we believe that you'd have a girlfriend ;)
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:o no need to be jelous rose, one day you might be that lucky girl.
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There are no girls on the internet.
fact
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but but Jans is a 16 year old female cheerleader!
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15*
cant wait for my sweet 16!!
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And by "sweet 16", he means the 16 guys in line to train him.
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I came in here thinking we were going to be talking about Bachelor of the Arts Degrees.
I am disappoint.
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Your mom never "disappoint(sic)".
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I came in to this thread expecting at least one " I PITY THE FOOL " joke.
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By the powers given to me by the state of Texas, I pronounce Nos and DNM husband and wife. You may kiss the bride.
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sobs I keep saying im finished but i keep letting the shoe bring me back! THE SHOE I TELL YOU. sobs theres no hope for me!
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*puts arm round back comfortingly*
There there my friend. There's always light at the end of the tunnel, the only way to go from the bottom is up *insert more cliches here*.
Now, this has been a great round, please let me remind you there is no need to lie here, *looks at no particular fly, or dragonesque, individuals in particular* and this is a safe place of caring between fellows who UNDERSTAND each other.
Now, who would like to go next?
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emegerd, all the bots I'm fighting have 420 energy, THOSE TRIGGERS NOOO.
Wait wrong support group sorry.
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Thats ok just look at riaes logo to take ur mind off things.
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Dammit now I'm thinking about Off.
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I used to be an addict, but my life has turned a corner... I just found out when I type "b" into my url bar, bbc is now the suggested site, not bots :(
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You're fired from moderator then. Hand in your badge and leave quietly through the back door.
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oooh we get a badge?
i would like mine to be a tasteful combination of semi precious stones. wiggin gimme!
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When I type in b it comes up with Playstation Blog, Youtube (lol, the b in youtube), then finally forum - bots4. Actually there is one atop of them all but I shall not reveal it.
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that link is definately wrong.
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Nosferatu, it's DEFINITELY your fault anyway as you failed to explain properly how to create a link.
And DNM im just a pothead.. I think im Bill Gates when i go into incognito browser nevermind make a link.
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And it got me the lost in space trophy so smd.
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smd? how bout you come at me son, 1v1 me irl I'll dig up your ancestors and have an orgy.
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Darkninjamaster, learn to recognise humour friend. Don't take things so seriously
oh wait someone else said that :p
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Ah yes, the old, "take what that person said and say it back to them" comeback, congratulations, you have mastered the intricate argument style of the 12 year old, I bow defeated to you sir.
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I would rather be a 12 year old than a hypocrite, anyway im not slanging with you on the forum.
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Hello, my name is Neps, and I've been sober for about a year and a half.
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Hi neps. Stay strong. You got a good sponsor?
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Hello Neps!
Long time no see, I have mixed feelings about seeing you back, I do believe the forum to be the lesser of several evils, so please stay away from the crack, I mean, the "again" links :D
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Not really. What does a sponsor do exactly? Are they obligated to provide certain services if I can convince them that delivery of said services will keep me sober?
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A sponsor should be someone who is clean, sober and has been through it. They are basically someone you can call to talk to when you get triggered and feel the cravings. They are a form of support and accountability.
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I do believe the forum to be the lesser of several evils
Unless you're Jans.
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Unless you're Jans.
Unless you're having to read Jans' posts.
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Jans posts are some of the better ones tbh, I've read much worse.
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Nos is just a little grumpy my mom thinks he has a tiny penis.
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Your mom thinks everyone has a tiny penis. You did infact come out of her vagina after all.....
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