I thought we could use a good old forum game, so this one is in the theme of old RPGs. The idea is to tell a story by prompts, a.k.a. questions which have 2 or more answers. Here's an example:
Original poster: The Kingdom of Kursa demands your help. Will you accept their request?
3 answers given:
1. Yes.
2. No.
3. I will if you change your name to the Kingdom of Fartsa.
Next poster (you): You pick one of the answers given. Then you start your own question. You can also add actions of your own if you wish. And so on. This is experimental so we'll probably screw up.
I'll start:
Q: Would you like to save your progress?
A: OK.
A: I'd rather call a lawyer.
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A:OK
Q:Have you been taking your medication Sesshoramu?
A:No
A:No
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Q: Are you sure you want to save your game? Doing so will overwrite your previous save and you will not be able to recover it.
A: Yes
A: I already said YES ONCE! I'm not deleting a damn kernel file FFS.
A: No, changed my mind, I will not. I shall press onward being a risk taker and rush this quest to recover the Motif Gem without saving and upload to YouTube!
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No, changed my mind, I will not. I shall press onward being a risk taker and rush this quest to recover the Motif Gem without saving and upload to YouTube!
Would you like to go left or right?
A. Right
B. Left
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B. Left.
You stumbled upon an infant.
Q. Would you like to:
- A. Fight it?
- B. Leave it alone?
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A. Fight it
You chop the infant in half with your total annihilator. Now there are two infants..
Q. Would you like to:
- A. Continue fighting?
- B. Talk to them?
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B. Talk to them.
While talking to them you learn they are non-violent. They explain the Motif Gem is guarded in a cave by a totally vengeful reanimated demon, or TVR for short. To reach the cave one must travel across the landscape to the cliff of pests.
Do you
A. Follow what they say?
B. Screw it, find my own way
C. Bring them along, they may be entertaining?
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B. Screw it, find my own way
After leaving the 2 infants, you head south. After several hours of walking you realize you were headed the wrong direction.
A. You decide to turn around and head north.
B. You say fuck this Motif Gem And keep heading south towards where you believe the Stone of Eternity is buried.
C. You head west towards the Isle of Virgin Demon Whores.
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C. You head west towards the Isle of Virgin Demon Whores.
Upon arrival at the Isle of Virgin Demon Whores you find that there is only one Virgin Demon Whore left, and that in exchange for her hand in marriage, she wants the Motif Gem that you were looking for before. Do you:
A. Go back and keep searching for the Motif Gem.
B. Go to Pothead's house and get high.
C. Head towards the Stone of Eternity because who doesn't want to be Eternal? (snort)
D. Head east to the Village of Otakus and live out a nice peaceful existence consisting of video games and rage-fueled internet messages on anime forums.
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A. Go back and keep searching for the Motif Gem.
Off to find the cave that is guarded by the totally vengeful reanimated demon! You type in "cliff of pests" in google maps, only to discover it doesn't exist. You see what comes up as suggestions instead. The cliff of Moher and the cliff of Bandiagara. Both look nice.
A. you head for the cliff of Moher
B. you head for the cliff of Bandiagara
C. you call Nos' mom. She's no virgin, but she knows whores and might have a better idea.
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C. you call Nos' mom. She's no virgin, but she knows whores and might have a better idea.
When you ring Nosferatus mom she tells you that she has heard about the stone of eternity too and believes they should meet up and try to find it together. Do you..?
A. Say "Hell yeah I would love to spend some more time with Nosferatu's mom and find the gem together".
B. Just put the phone down.
C. Go in search of a new Quest.
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A. Say "Hell yeah I would love to spend some more time with Nosferatu's mom and find the gem together".
Mostly because Nos's mom is a level 60 Mage while I'm just at like level 20. RPG tropes ftw. As we set out for our journey a mysterious man pops out of nowhere and states that the Stone of Eternity is not real. He's also been spying on you since you started your journey so he may know something. Do you:
A. Interrogate the mysterious man to see what he knows.
B. Believe him wholeheartedly and go have tea and crumpets at Nosferatu's mom's house, then set out on a new adventure where you go in search of _____(fill in the blank)
C. Think back and suddenly have an urge to go find that Motif Gem.
D. Kill the man, take his possessions and continue of your way.
E. Ignore the man and continue of your way.
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A. Interrogate the mysterious man to see what he knows.
After a brutal, 48 hour interrogation, where you discover that Nosferatu's mom likes to play very, very dirty with her interrogation tactics, you indeed discover the Stone of Eternity does exist, but it's known by another name, the Motif Gem! So you...
A. Cut the mystery man's head off for taking you in circles, then proceed with Nosferatu's mom to locate the Motif Gem.
B. Leave the man to die, Nosferatu's mom to her own devices, then set out on a new adventure where you go in search of _____(fill in the blank)
C. Turn off the game and go outside.
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A. Cut the mystery man's head off for taking you in circles, then proceed with Nosferatu's mom to locate the Motif Gem.
After the man's head was cut off, it appeared to you as if this man may have been Justin Bieber. DNA results confirmed the case. Congratulations, you killed Justin Bieber! As a prize, you carry Justin Bieber's head around with you now in your backpack (just in case of a wild Selena Gomez appearing). As you walk away from the decapitated body a single crack of lightning breaks 20 meters in front of you. As you recover from the flash and bang of the lightning and thunder, a weird creature rises up from where the lightning struck. Do you:
A. Scream wildly and attack it head-on.
B. Sneak away and hope it doesn't see you.
C. Hide in a bush.
D. Wait for death.
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