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House party full of chicks shirts off, condoms off :)

make sure you go to the clinic then.

wake up boy! its only a dream

Ill keep it original,only your mother is in my dreams OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH

Plot twist: He's actually a chicken fucker.

I mean, chicks don't have shirts and how else would he know that condoms were off if he didn't check everyone's pants regions, including his own pant region. I think he was just describing himself...

put your face in my pants region

P.s Chicks wouldn't be the worst thing. I go all quivery when I hear them cluck and my ball sacks throb

Only if we are reenacting the Broadway play "Jans's and Benny's Sexy Happy Fun Time".

hahaha

Where are my royalties??

Like you need royalties you rich guy you ;)