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no shite, true story here.. today some men all dressed in black invaded my personal house space and searched all of my electronic devices and other shite..

they told me they were DFBI which roughly translates as dutch fbi (fyi: fbi does not, i repeat does not mean female body investigator as i thought and have told i was so many times in my youth)..

err where was i?

oh yeah the dfeds as we sometimes like to call 'em, they raided about everything here.. ofcourse they could not find anything illegal (most things are kinda legal here in the land of the (truly) free)..

soz.. my food got here.. some black/brownish dude with dürüm and shite.. had to pause the post for a while..

making a long story short: it appears that this game is kinda dangerous.. it seems i talked about rape and raping and taking it up the butt so many times on whatsapp, twitter, insta and fb (can you talk on insta btw?) that they thought i mustvebeen some big rape-kingpin or the likes of that somehow and thus they felt they had to investigate (again: not the female body kind) it..

so, making a long story short (again) be very wary (is that how you type it?) about talking to your buds about raping the shite out of someone on social media..

also.. free hat! there must be some kind of black friday deal for inmates too, right? i mean cm'on.. most prisoners are black so black friday must apply to them, no?

i kinda forgot the point of all this, so ill shut this entry of my 'dear diary' with some final wise words: meh, and then some

You're just bullshitting, right? I mean, I know it isn't smart to post certain things online...But really? o_O

would i kid a kid :o

Yeah, probably.

hmm yeah, bad example.. but dfeds are for realz yo!

So, in the end you convinced them to join Strung Out and play bots? You were like: "You can rape whores in bots4, do you wanna try? Look, I login and I just select my whore and then I rape it until I can't do it anymore and then I choose another one if I feel to. Then I can rape the whore again tomorrow."

god loves his children, yeah

I could almost see this story being real, given some of the bots2 jargon that's persisted (I've tried to change it with bots4, e.g. "attack limits" instead of...other terms), real money transactions related to the game, etc.

If this is a real story, then sorry this happened to you.

And if the DFBI is reading this, then... o/

It's chriseps so I automatically assume it's a joke :P Err his evil twin Hefe I mean.

i think hefe actually is the nice one.. its the other one that is evil

I thought they were both evil

aye, we both are.. edd is the only one of our twindom thats not evil, just assy sucky