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Okay, here is what you have to do to win 3 stars. The best 400 word essay on the delight on cookies!

To have the best chance to win make it creative, funny, interesting! I'll be reading these myself, so if you know me then you may have one up on the others ;)

There will be a second prize of a disclosed amount of cookies :D

Competition ends: April 14th 11:59:59 (Server Time)

Good luck!

I approve this thread.

New Rule: All essays MUST be sent in a bmail to me, not posted in this thread.

Thanks!

I've received 8 so far (:

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lol i had fun writing that.

I can't wait until this is over to see the results. I'd really enjoy it if you posted all of the submissions here along with the winning one.

I certainly had fun writing mine.

Heh, that was fun. Felt like High School again. A piece of coursework with a deadline :-o However, much more fun :D

I'll be showing the top 3. I've decided that the top 3 essays will be winning a prize of some sort. I've had so many given to me that it'll be unfair if just one person wins :P

Have you decided you don't need any more Stash spaces? ;-)
How many have you received?

Haha :P I've received ~25 (:

Nice :-P Not a bad turnout really xD

Yeah, it's been pretty good (: I'll only be posting the winning 3 though.

I think the thread would be a little bit too big if you posted all 25 haha.

Hehe :P After, if anyone wants to see them all I'll be happy to email them to you :)

>>I think the thread would be a little bit too big if you posted all 25 haha.

I disagree! I'm surprised he doesn't want to post all of them with the way he spams the forums. ;)

I'm not a spammer..

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I don't know

Spam (officially trademarked as SPAM®, possibly a portmanteau of "Spiced Ham") is a canned precooked meat product made by the Hormel Foods Corporation.

Hi, my name is kevin.


1. kevin
basicilly a kid with a huge dick. looks great, smells great, and all the ladies want him. great at sports also. great sense of humor.


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=kevin

Hahahahaha!

sheenfluence

Under the influence or having been influenced by Charlie Sheen.
His comment may have just a little sheenfluence in there somewhere.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sheenfluence&defid=5660841

dunno if your name really is kevin but this is what came up for my name




Michael
An insanely HOT guy with an amazing body and is super funny. Girls cry when they see him because they know he is too good for them. Girl and guys around the world desire Michael


What the Fuck?? im an intergalactic chick magnet!! and guys to apparently =(

People with this name are likely to be extremely awesome. That or sociopathic. Regardless of the mental state, all Michaels are sexy, funny, and sex-gods in bed.

Damn, I wish I had a Michael to date right now. That would be freakin' sweet.

=)

Mines Josh so:

A cool guy with the ladies all over him. Smart, funny, and hot, with a great dick.

Can you send me the link to that? Hahahahaha

http://www.urbandictionary.com

I want the link to the Michael page :P

"Michael is a sexy bitch."

Extended form of Micha, meaning "Who is like God?".

Now your just trying to win ;)

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=michael&page=3

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Michael

Ninja'd ^

Hahah, cheers ^^

ah ha =) man.. im fuckin awesome =)

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=doodlehead&defid=210409

How dare they!

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! ima doodle head lol.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=muttrape

Toruk Makto
The legendary dragon rider in the movie "Avatar".
You see, all these other blue kittehs are riding their fairy dragons. Then during Jake Sully's the chat with secksy blue kitteh, she explains her great grandpappy was Toruk Makto, rider of the badass mega dragon with a badass double head blade as the opposed to the fairy dragon's single head blade. So Jake Sully, some paraplegic white boy, after spending a few weeks with teh blue kittehs, somehow defies everything and butt rapes mega dragon from above, becomes Toruk Makto, unites Pandora against evil human and saves the day.

Lol butt rapes

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=surprise+sex

i was interested after i saw suprise sex highlighted lol

(Rapee) Help rape
(Raper) Its not rape its surprise sex
(Rapee) Damn

i find this vastly amusing and am now asking people to vote to change the term raped to suprise sexed.. for example, i beat someone 100 times and i suprised sexed them!!
its the Politically correct term for conducting sexual intercourse without consent

^ Haha that would be sweet. Surprise sex limit reached xD

your disrespecting and trivialising every single person in the world that has ever been raped.

if i find out where you live your fucked!

*You're ;-) Grammar Nazi awayyyyy

Double *you're.

He's right though, don't get carried away.

so is having it as a 'rape' limit in the first place lol

Ben

a guy who's amazing at giving women head. A true cunninglinguist. long tongue, skill, not afraid to get wet behind the ears, etc.

Girl 1: "Hey, did you get what you wanted from your man last night?"
Girl 2: "Damn right I did, I got that and more. My man is a true ben"

and he's a great kisser and will stay wih you when your feeling lonley

ben is the best i have ever had

...lmao
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Ben%20

DID I WIN???

I feel like I lead this thread off topic.

yes.. i believe you did sir haha, i do like urban dictionary tho

having sex with robots
kevin is such a weirdo, he loves botsex

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=botsex

3 and a half hours till I can see results!

Haha, if you want them all bmail me your email address and I'll email them to you :)

Is there a character limit to bmails/forum posts?

I'm surprised you don't want to post each one individually to increase your forum count. ;)

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5minutes to go!

-4 minutes to go! :D! I'm so excited!

haha

aw, why didn't i see this earlier :(

Who won then?

1st: FinalWorld (PM me for your stars and glass of milk)
2nd: Draoi (PM me for your stars and glass of milk)
3rd: Level 100 (PM me for your stars and glass of milk)

Thank you everyone who wrote an essay! I think I got about 38 in total..

Post the essays!

I cbfed..

AWARGH!!! how could i not win???

Someone wrote af better story than you ;)

well how dare they?! =)

grats to the winners and a generous voxy ;)

wow! Thanks for the first! And congrats to Draoi and Level 100 too! :D had fun writing it :P

~FinalWorld