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She's finally starting to get on my nerves so she has to go.

No reasonable offer refused.

Kgo!

Skill set? Sewing, cooking, etc?

If she can function at least as a decent housekeeper, and you cover shipping, I bid three stars.

can she play bots? that's most important!

whats her stats?
INT? STR?

most importantly whats her build

No teeth, flat head and big ears?

Sold!

can she make sandwhiches?

^ +1

whats her boobs look like. and ass. dont really care about her face thats what paper bags are made for.

Skill set includes sticking nose into business that isn't hers, couch warming after business hours and the ability to recall intricate useless details surrounding every reality tv show currently on. Yet to obtain domestic household duty achievement and does't appear to be making any inroads into it either.

No she can not play bots, but until she learns to fix her attitude, she'll be learning to play with appliances that require batteries.

Stats - STR: enough to unbeach herself from the couch Dex: enough to pour a bottle of champagne into a glass Con: Well she hasn't snuffed it yet so can't be too bad Int: Like most women, clearly overestimates own value :)

Still has her teeth (false) and a rounded head (inflated ego), with big ears to overhear conversations not involving her.

No luck with the sammiches, but can wriggle her fat tongue into a supersized jar of nutella

Tits are absent, presumed missing. Arse unknown, yet to be sighted off couch.

LOL +1

that is the greatest thing I've ever read^^

I disapprove of this thread ... albeit amusing.

In that case, I retract my bid, and make a new bid of two stars.

This has been the funniest wife joke I've heard in like 4 years ^_^ Thanks spud!

You sir deserve a platinum trophy... Maybe Ender needs to specifically make a sell your wife one for you.

^ +1

ROFL... nice one

Is she sold yet?