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MOUNT WARIO PRESENTS: EARLY GAME XP 💚

Hey there, bot builders.

Need a boost to level up fast, no matter if you’re fresh or returning? You’re exactly where you need to be, and we’re here to help.

Our parting gift 🎁

As our reign as champions draws to a close, Mount Wario is launching a fleet of high-ratio bots designed to help new and returning players reach level 100 — faster, easier, and without the usual confusion.

These bots are:

✅ Public – Anyone can attack them.

✅ Beatable – Designed for easy wins.

✅ XP-rich – Give great experience so you level fast.

Whether you just joined bots4 this week or you’re returning after years away, these bots are here to get you back on track and into the fight.

Why now?

A real way for new players to succeed — that’s what we’re leaving behind. These bots are our final gift before we pass on the crown: an invitation to climb faster, smarter, and with a little more fun.

Getting Started: Two Guides You’ll Actually Understand 📘

We’re not just throwing bots at you and saying “good luck.” Here are two essential resources to help you make the most of your time:

• Beginner’s Guide on Skipping Early Levels
• How to Get the Insanely Aggressive Platinum Trophies

Simple steps. Straightforward advice. And a deeper dive for when you want to understand the game mechanics and climb even smarter.

Even if you only skim them, you’ll already be ahead of half the server.

What’s Next? 🎯

Go to the Fight page. Win fights. Level up. Start learning, building, and playing your way.

Use this level-based guide to pick your target (based on your bot's level):

• Under 30: OldManTucan
• 30–39: phillips004
• 40–49: phillips015
• 50–59: phillips013
• 60–69: phillips017
• 70–79: phillips018
• 80–89: phillips007
• 90–99: phillips012
• 100+ (as a little extra): phillips014

These bots are easy wins. They’re designed to lose so that you can grow. Attack them freely, as often as needed.

Still Lost?

Ask questions on the forums. There are still players out there who remember what it’s like to be new, and they’re ready to help.

Every journey starts somewhere.

This time, you’ve got a map. And allies. Welcome to bots4.

Mount Wario 🏁🚀✨⭐

 

To our rivals:

We’ve handed you the public XP network, the tactical blueprint, what more could you ask for? A personal butler to click the links for you?

The crown isn’t reserved for forum trolls and doom-prophets, or the editor-in-chief of the weekly wishlist to the developer, describing the new format you’d like to lose in. It’s for clans who actually grind and build.

Your move.

 

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Thats a very nice gift for the community! Thank you, mount wario!

 

This is gangster, I love it.

Hopefully established players don't trash them and ruin them for future players.

These bots ratios will die out eventually, so make sure the first thing you do is make your own set of ratio bots.

 

Well done 👏😎

 

What a chad

 

Great information, well informed writing, quality punch lines. Setting the bar high for quality post. Not sure what we'll do with these. With us being so used to the same mind numbing regurgitation of old, constantly bombarding us with nonsense dribble.

 

Lvl 29 Malochorn

Lvl 38 The Elegant Universe

Lvl 50 Malz

I can't be arsed to link them or even verify for myself those are the exact levels... but I'm pretty sure.

And they're good XP for any real bot you were making. And definitely can't win unless you have clubs or less and time out. All towards very top of page for their level and very easy to find, fwiw.

 

What a chad

I've known the guy my whole life. He's a lot of things. A chad? I think not haha

 

Accurate 😂