clans

Well, yes I do! We are recruiting players that love cookies!

To be accepted, please bmail me or post here a 200word paragraph on a cookie and your love of it.

(FYI, oatmeal raisin paragraphs better be extra good because they are gross)

What says, “I love you” like home-baked chocolate chip cookies? For me, nothing else does it like these. As a little girl, they were the first sweets I baked. Even now, I put as much love into a batch as I did on that first batch my mom let me make all by myself. I still make sure to cream the butter and sugar just enough—not too much, not too little; stop every so often to scrape the sides of the bowl and ensure everything is evenly mixed; stir in the flour only until it’s incorporated, and add excessive amounts of chocolate. Like love, these cookies are best when you put effort, patience, and excessive amounts of sweetness into it.




Over the years, I have tried different recipes, tweaking here and there, wanting to create the perfect chocolate chip cookie. This one is it. A crunchy outer shell deceptively hides the soft, buttery, chocolaty, chewy inside. No, nothing says love to me more than these cookies, whether I’m making them or giving them away.

lol, stolen from some random site hahaha!

Sir, plagiarism is not accepted well here at Cookies. Here we show a true and profound love of cookies and will not tolerate stolen cookie love.

not stolen love, i love cookies.. but not in a 200 word way more a.. im stoned as fuck and wanna eat some cookies!!

You should extrapolate that love into a 200word paragraph that describes your current need for cookies.

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Hows that?

I am most sorry sir, we are most strict with our 200 word policy. You are 77 words over that. I am afraid at this time we cannot accept your application to Cookies.

Why did you actually bother loading his text into an editor to get the word count?

And why did I verify this...?

copy > paste > miscrosoft word > word count = 12 seconds :<

cookies power?

They do have an indescribably delicious power

haha!! i'll eat your 200 word policy!

no

yes.. i'll make policy cookies!! MWUHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Sir, I would appreciate it if you didn't derail my thread from the TRUE cookie.

Sir, -slaps with a glove- DUEL!!

:(

your sad, making me the victor! Huzzah!

Sir...

sir, i believe my figuring is accurate

I humbly disagree

huh? Did someone call me?

Nah, you good.

Piecookies!

I love pie cookies.

They´re the best. Period.

Format that into a 200 word paragraph concerning your love of these pie cookies and maybe you could into my fabled guild. :)

Applied on my other bot, give some cookies easy.

i also did this apply thing SO ACCCEPT ME!!! =) pretty please

Our Cookie who art in heaven,
hallowed be Thy flavour.
Thy kingdom come,
when the Cookies be done
in BOTS IV as it was in BOTS II!

Give us this day our sugar supply,
and forgive us our sins,
as we forgive those,
who eat vegetables.
And lead us, please, into temptation,
and deliver us to heaven.

For Thine is the Oven,
and the Sugar,
and the Yumminess, forever.
Amen.



All hail the Cookies!

hopefully when the clan profile is ticked off the todo list, we should put that in there lol

You go girl!

haha, touche' mr salesman