miscellaneous

Remember this one?


Wii or Xbox 360?

xbox i guess

hole in your shoe, or shoe in your hole?

Hole in my shoe.

Cookies or pie?

Cookies!

Pizza or hamburger?

Pizza!

Box on head or head in box?

box on head

push or pull?

Push stormtroopers of ledges!

Give or recieve?

give

healthy or handsome?

Healty.

Right or left?

left

brussel sprouts or gonorrhea?

Brussel Sprouts.

Swede or Zucchini?

I dont get it? You're putting yourself up for adoption or something?
You're way past the cute phase dude.. Gimme the zucchini.

fight or train?

Train.

Super strength or super speed?

Superspeed.

Handcuffs or gag?

hmm cant really have one without the other.. aah.. handcuffs!

fart or belch?

Belch.

Over or under?

under

lamppost or tuesday?

Lamppost ofc.

Sloth or Greed?

sloth, it's easier

rape or plunder?!

Don´t see why one should exclude the other but plunder it is then.

Hentai or manga?

Manga.

Tentacle rape or pack rape?

hmm all the same to me.. pack rape

penis or pussy?

pussy

Oranges or Bananas?

Oranges

Reply to thread or log off?

reply to thread =)

you or me?

me :)

afl or cricket?

eh.. shrug? i'll go with afl

snooker or pool?

pool

jans or superman?

same thing

half empty or half full?

Half full.

Gun or knife?

lol half empty

jans or girlfriend?

again, same thing

A or Z?

knife

jans or girlfriend!!

z

jans or money?

Money.

Monkey or Donkey?

jans

jans or the world?

jans

jans or banana?

jans

jans or sex

jans!!!

jans or me shut up?

Jans.

Hmm or Mhmm?

mhmmmm

jans or cookie dough boy?

same thing..

Dex or Con?

They´re not the same? Cookie boy then.

Alt F4 or Ctrl+Alt+Del?

haha same thing Alt+ f4

gay or straight?

Straight.

Sean Connery or Roger Moore?

sean connery hands down

whoopie or queen latifa?

whoopie.

Star Wars IIII or Star Wars VI?

uh uh star wars IIII???

darth vader or darth maul?

Vader

Star Wars I or Matrix III?

(if someone hasn't seen this, check out this awesome review. It makes watching SW I worthwhile. Almost. http://redlettermedia.com/plinkett/star-wars/star-wars-episode-1-the-phantom-menace/ )

Vader FFS!

Long and thin or short and thick?

lol short n thick i lik to feel it ;)

hairy or shaved?

shaved

Jans or Jans?

Jans is naturally shaved so... shaved it is.

Kill or be killed?

killed muahaha

duck or goose?

Mr. Plinkett disturbs me greatly. He did reviews for episodes II and III as well in case you haven't seen them.

Oh and um, duck.

Anthony Burch or Ashly Burch?

lol none dnt know them

mustard or ketchup?

Ketchup.

Overbite or underbite?

ugh um... overbite???

inny or outie (belly button)

No idea. Inny?

This question is more important then "Why are we here?"

Simpsons or Family Guy?

we are here cuz ender told us to... tough.. family guy

jump in or jump out?

That´s correct! Uhmm... Jump out.

Skydiving or bungyjumping?

cool points for me!! ohh hmm wanna do both... skydiving more extreme

splat or squash

Squash is a game so splat then.

C.S Lewis or Tolkien?

ohhh rly?? cool.. uh who?? tolkien guy sure why not

try dying or die trying

Die trying.

Infamy or forgotten by all?

hail hitler.. infamy

popular or unpopular

Popular.

System of a down or Sabaton?

do u mean savation? yea dat

stay in class or go home?

No school for me, so go home.

Johnny Cash or Willie Nelson?

ok den im goin home bye!! johnny cash

tight or loose

loose.

Newspaper or tabloid?

newspaper

ok, serious business now; dead comedians

Bill Hicks or George Carlin?

Well, dead means they´re older comedians... Bill Hicks sounds familiar.

Alexander the Great or Djingis Khan?

Alexander the Great (he'd let me call him Lex)

fine, alive comedians then;

Jimmy Carr or Louis C.K.?

Google is my friend. Jimmy Carr.

Vending machine or Ending machine (suicide booth)?

Ending machine. I hate those assholes who jump in front of trains.

(and you had to google them?! wtf? if you're gonna tell me your favorite comedian is jeff dunham, i'll be your ending machine..)

iphone or android?

Nah, my favorite is Rodney Carrington :P. Hmmm... android I guess.

Steven Seagal or Chuck Norris?

You sing songs to your penis too? :)

steven seagal

toe jam or eye crust?

I compose symphonies to my penis.

Travel to the future or travel to the past?

Live for the present!

Monocle or eyepatch?

Eyepatch! Aye!

Flower Power or Nuclear Power?

Nuclear Monacle

Super fast sexy time skillz or Super slow eating time skillz

You shouldn´t eat to fast...super slow eating time skillz.

Mickey Mouse or Donald Duck?

Donald Duck, he invented several really awesome type things. Like Inception.


Superman or Superwoman?

Superman, I didn't even know there was a superwoman.

Tobacco or Marijuana

I'll take the reefer

Don´t smoke.. and I don´t do drugs. But I choose tobacco.

Parkinson or Alziemers?

I has both!

McD or BK?

BK, McD has fries but BK has everything else


Dominos or Papa Johns

That's the exact correct answer!

Dominos blows, and i dont know the other one, so that one i guess.

Chrome or Firefox?

Google chrome! I <3 it thiiiis much [ ]


3.5 ratio or 3500.0 ratio?

3.5 ratio if I get to be level 500


The sun or The moon

Sun.

Youtube or Youporn?

Youtube(youporn isnt a very good porn site imo)

Hot Jizz or Cold Poop

I'd rather take the jizz, less chance of getting sick plus atleast its warm.


Car wreck or Train wreck

Car wreck

Blackjack or russian roulette?

BlackJack

Rugby or Football (english not american)

Football.

Bowling or curling?

bowling!!

Australia or New Zealand?

NZ.

Frisbee in the face or ball in the face?

frisbee!

right testicle or left testicle?

Right testicle.

Centimeter or inch?

Inch!

Carpet or Laminate Flooring?

Laminate.

CNN or Al-Jazira?

CNN

boobs or vagina

Vagina.

Eruption or Erection?

eruption!

shaven or hairy

Shaved.

Over or under?

under!

left or right?

right.

Superman or Spiderman?

superman!

aquaman or the flash?

Flash.

Norway or Finland?

FINLAND!!

beach or pool?

Beach!

Sour Cream or Cheese and Chives dip?

Sour cream

once or twice?

Once.

Jans or puss filled boil.

Boil. It'd be less likely to rape me in my sleep.

Wins or Energy

Lvl.

Chess or boxing?

Boxing chess, best sport ever

Spam Spam and Eggs or the Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam ham and eggs

Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam ham and eggs.

Skateboard or rollerblades?

Rollerblades man, those things are so fun.

Blueberry muffins or Banana nut bread?

Blueberry Muffins ofc.

Asian or arab?

Arab. Go revolutionists.

Paradise by the dashboard light or Bohemian Rhapsody?

Bohemian Rhapsody.

Light or Dark?

Light

Life of Brian or The Holy Grail?

Knights of Ni!

Russia or CCCP?

tough one.. russia i guess.

The Big Lebowski or Snatch?

Snatch!

Odin or Thor? (old nordic gods for all you less-knowing)

Thor is the sexier of the two.

Pepsi or Coca Cola?

True, and Odin was the clever one.. Coke.

Absolut Vodka or Jeltzin Vodka?

Jeltzin, mmm Jeltzin

Woodford Reserve or Makers Mart?

Cake.

Elephants or trees.

Giraffes

Lagoona Beach or Lagoona Beach

Toes.

Music or roads?

Music.

Redeemer(UT2004) or BFG?

BFG

Sports or Beach

sports

chicken or pollo?

Chicken.

New Mexico or Arizona?

new mexico

cold ice or ice cold

Cold Ice.

Maverick or Iceman?

iceman

scorpion or sub-zero

sub-zero.

Celcius or Fahrenheit?

good choice.. F*

goodie goodie or bad boy

Bad boy. I need something to work with.

Zombie-apocolypse or global natural disaster?

lol zombie apoc.. i want zombie babies

african or mexican

Mexican, my true love is a mexican.


Rice krispy treat or PEPP chicken?

pepp chicken.. my tru love is also mexican ^^

eat cats or eat dogs

I´m a cat person so dogs it is.

Infinity Ward or Treyarch?

treyarch

cartman or kenny

A suicidebombers wetdream! Kenny FTW!

Gravedigger or graverobber?

hehe right on.. graverobber

this or that

that thing.

Young and poor or old and rich?

that
Rural or Populated

young and poor :P

Rural.

Gameboy Advanced or Advanced Boy Games?

Advanced Boy Games

Football or soccer?

Football(AFL Rules)

Smack or Meth?

No.

jpg or gif?

gif (png better)

Herp or Derp

Herb =)

Woot or Yoo Yoo?

Woot!

bots2 or bots4?

Bots4.

Ender or floR?

Depends on what the question is...

"Who's the bigger asshole?"

floR


Speaking of assholes; constipation or diarrhea?

diarrhea

Man or Woman? (what would you rather be?)

a Shemale(best of both worlds bitches)

Amy Winehouse or Lady GaGa(Who would you have sexual relations with?)

a Shemale(best of both worlds bitches)

Amy Winehouse or Lady GaGa(Who would you have sexual relations with?)

Lady Gaga obviously

Green or blue?

Green

Facebook or MySpace?

Stop sucking up to me Kenson and fix your bot :)

also Facebook


Tampa Bay or Boston ?

Stop sucking up to me Kenson and fix your bot :)
lololol!

*no comment*

Bored or Gaming?

Gaming.

Giving oral or receiving anal.

Neither.

Free or pay-to-play games?

Free.

Nosebleed or stubbed toe?

Nosebleed

Wet socks or bee sting?

Atleast the bee dies.

6 toes or 4 fingers?

6 toes, I like all my fingers...

Blind and mute or Deaf and handless

Blind & Mute.

Laser or faser?

Faser bitches!

To be or not to be?

No

Beer or much beer?

ew, Whisky

Gunja or Gunja?

Beer

Jazz or Funk

junk

boobs or asses?

boobs

lights on or off

off

Folded or scrunched?(toilet paper)

Scrunched

Inhaling a bit of steak or getting a golf ball stuck up your rear?

Inhaling steak =)OMG a line of steak!!!

War or Peace?

War on bots

Stinky fart while at computer or step in water with sock on

Water + sock

Can't use the internet for a day or can't use your right hand for a day?

can't use your right hand for a day?(im ambidextrous(but for some reason i only jerk with my left))

Eat shit or have your naughty bits cut off

LOL at Hobo (ditto for me)

Eat shit

Drink nothing for a day or eat nothing for a day

drink nothing

walk through the a dessert or walk through Antarctica

I'm not even going to ask why you do that with your left, bad question I guess...

Ahem. Walking through Antarctica.

Smokes or alcohol?

Smokes(and the left hand just seems sensible- i wipe with my right)

Punk or Rap?

Punk

Rock 'n Roll OR Classic music?

Rock N Roll


Bush Sr. or Bush Jr.

there both fuck heads

I know, you still have to choose ;)

Bush Jr. He could make people laugh atleast.

Ninja or samurai?

Ninja

Turtle or Zebra?

Zebra, they turn grey when they run fast

Burger King or McDonalds

Burger King(maccas have FAR to many preservatives)

Fuck a gazelle or have bamboo splinters pushed underneath your fingernails

Splinters.

While we are on the topic of torture

Iron maiden, or scavenger's daughter?

Scavenger's daughter

Chocolate or vanilla?

Kinky. Vanilla.

Strawberry or raspberry?

Raspberry

Watermelon or fried chicken

watermelon.

Submachine Gun or Shotgun?

SMG

big boobs or small boobs?

big boobs (natural)

crunchy or creamy peanut butter

creamy

Milk Chocolate or Dark Chocolate

mmmm chocolate .. um milk. no dark ... dammit both!

beautiful smelling thorny rose or thornless rose with no aroma?

the second one coz the smell of roses makes you weak

tampon or pad(lol i dunno im bored)

Uh let's go with pad

Replying to Hobo's options or mine?

bluei's

Hobo or HoboX(i think hobox is more annoying)

Hobo, have to go with the original.

Chicken, or turkey?

Chicken stuffed in a turkey =)

Cow or Elephant?

Cow, never ate elephant.

Cake, or pie?

Meat pie? or pizza? coz you guys wierd me out with calling a pizza a pie...
but if thats what you meant... PIZZA!!!

lose your left nut or lose your right nut?

Pizza pie would be acceptable.

I would give either nut, since I don't like nuts very much. Good thing I don't have to lose a testicle though.

Blue, or green?

well played sir =)

and Gr33n(lol)

eat nails or drink acid?

Like... steel nails? acid, the drug? You need to be more clear lol, I'll take the acid.

Meth, or coke?

snow cones with both =) and i meant steal nails and actual acid not the drug but i'll allow it =)

Necrophilia or dentaphilia?

at my age necrophilia is a hazard :P

pork chops or lamb chops?

Lamb chops

Karate or Kung Fu

Karate.

Shoot yourself or shoot somebody else?

Somebody else

Paper or Plastic

Paper

Blind or no arms (playing bots)

No arms(i'll use my feet or order my women to CLICKCLICKCLICK)

Game of Cod or Join the army?

COD

Pen or pencil?

Pen.

Laptop or Desktop?

Desktop

Lucky Charms or Captain Crunch

(me personally, laptop)

Lucky Charms. marshmallows :P

the game too tricky for you kenson?

Would you rather be reading kenson's posts or reading hobo's posts?

Kenson's

color or colour?

there is but the one correct answer to that, colour :)

rugby or yankee football?

rugby

fish or birds?

birds are tastier :)

museum of science or an art gallery?

Kenson's? but its usaully complaints about me? XD

Art gallery


BBQ or barbecue?

BBQ

Wipe ass with hand from front or behind

Behind.. front is just wierd...

and where you bin all my life i missed you!


Eating take out or eating out?

well imma choose eating out after take out XD


Being groped or doing the groping?

Being groped

Fighting or training?

Fighting


Soft candy or Hard Candy?

Hard boiled, that's where it's at

Tap water or bottled water?

Either, the tap water is magic where im from


Rough sex or Safe sex?

Both

Giving a hug or receiving a hug

well, when i do one the other is usually done in return. dunno what emotionless fuck you've been hugging, jks lol

Cartoons or normal tv

normal tv

Free FPS or paid FPS (computer)

Free FPS

tricycle or unicycle

tricycle

green or blue

Blue.

Potato chips, or tortilla chips?

potato if they are baked!

superman or vanilla ice cream

As in, <being> superman? Sure why not

Having your head shaved or going without a haircut for 6 months?

shaved (superman is a type of ice-cream)

cookies or cake

You know way too much about food.

Cookies

Indoors or outdoors?

indoors, since we play bots all day in a dimly lit dungeon.

.com or .net

.net, .com is just too simple.

Dungeons, or dragons?

Both, seeing as they fit perfectly together,


Ice cream or Sorbet

Ice cream.

Buried alive or drowning?

Buried Alive. (you can still try to dig your way out :P)

Top 10 or Bottom 10?

top 10 duh, who wants to be a bottom feeder?

Hobo is awesomtastic or Hobo is awesomgasmic

neither

sg1 or stargate atlantis

nah you have to choose one XD