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Walking home some guy bumps into me and instantly starts chatting shit to my face about aluminium being the best metal.
I tried to stay calm and explained to him that iron was actually the best metal, but he wouldn't take a hint.
He started throwing around words like 'rust' and I lost it.
Punched him right in his aluminium loving face.
I hate aluminium so much.

A simple thing to analyze. Take an aluminum baseball bat, and an iron rod and have two people swing them and hit each other with equal force. Which one dents? Aluminum. Should have shown him the strength of an iron rod over his head.

True story?

No

haha

Wait til some Americans come along and start calling it "aluminum".

Or you could of stabbed him.

With a rusty iron knife.