miscellaneous

So basically i start off with 3 words, then the next person adds another 3 words to mine, and eventually there will be a story happening. its simple enough :)


Once Upon a

mattress, twice upon

a water buffalo

thrice, upon a

large floating log

of human poop

which is too

smelly, yet tasty

i ate it

then I puked

and started spamming

coz im voxy

. i walked my

Ferocious pet mouse

chinchilla into my

garden but then

it died of

Hemroids the poor

beast never got

the walk, so

them. so dragon

ninja'd.. i quit =)

im gonna go back from 'them. so dragon'

so anarchy began

*anarchy began, and

a loose anus

Constricted unexpectedly in

mid-coitus then I

wallmart, because the

lol, didnt see your post

shat constantly, until

my sanctity was

lost. I then

pulverized by diarrhea

With a rusty

son of a

12 year old

this is why we need to be able to see if someone posted while we were typing -.-

who likes to

kid named Jequifa

be molested by

i see what ya mean -_-

thats five words ;-) lol

cd cases of

SOAD, which is

System of a

Down, I like

to wank to

Child porn daily

with a condom

because i have

Rick Roll'd thousands

of old people

while eating out

of a dirty

trash can that

contains sharp pieces

ahah, i always lol at the intro.
once upon a matress, twice upon a water buffalo, thrice upon a large floating of human poop :p

a dildo popped

inside of my

left testicle after

coming out of

a sexy party

filled with russian

whores and bros

that applied sexy

jansindex onto other

bots4 please ender

dont read this

otherwise you'll be

tempted to join

sucked into a

*a party of

huge, giant, enormous

butch russian whores

who will eat

out your gaping

hole of glorious

,scrumptious, liquidy, juicy

freshly squeezed apples

Which I use

that tastes like

to clean my

wet, juicy, yummy

great big sausage

with buns surrounding

the thick, soft

cup of piss

that i threw

at my grandmother

at a random

*, she then became

really pissed off

not because of

the cup but

because i hadnt

brushed my testicles

and they were

growing mould, and

on fire because

there wasnt water

they didnt want

a rat infestation

so he sprayed

piss on them

in my eyes

a poisonous container

*because that would

and it went

into a penthouse

secretly it was

trying to gander

great big mellons

and small elephants

with gaping ass

into the sky

That tastes like

silk and keyboards

your mums pussy

Correct, all that

This has turned

into yeast infections

and potato cancer

which will melt

stupid fucking thread

Oh Voxymaus, you're

That voxy has

* a beautiful person

no matter what...

Whack off constantly

whilst playing with

melons by putting

cantelopes on zebras

and pushing them

into an elevator

With 12 monkeys

with country music

and pencil shavings

and Charlie Sheen

. they fused together

creating the bible

like in DragonballZ

, then ender arrived

and deleted this

deleting this thread

beautiful ending *sob*

ahah, yes i think this thread will be coming to an end soon /sigh

i wonder if this will sprout a 4 word story....... *idea*

then it would eventually turn into a post your story thread and nobody wants to read a wall of text :P

ahah, who knows...................................................

this should be made into a movie

or atleast a song..

THAT WOULD BE EPIC

or a poem

or i could make it my narrative for my english assignment :p

and u would bring ~20-30 new players

I Bleed Tiger Blood

ok lads and lassies, ill take the time to recap everyone on the story.

Here it is....... mostly unedited



Once Upon a mattress, twice upon a water buffalo thrice, upon a large floating log of human poopwhich is too smelly, yet tasty.i ate it then I puked and started spamming coz im voxy. i walked my Ferocious pet mouse chinchilla into my garden but thenit died of Hemroids the poor beast never got the walk, so anarchy began, and a loose anus Constricted unexpectedly in mid-coitus then I shat constantly, until my sanctity was lost. I then pulverized by diarrhea With a rusty son of a 12 year old who likes to be molested by cd cases of SOAD, which is System of a Down, I like to wank to Child porn daily with a condom because i have Rick Roll'd thousands of old people while eating out of a dirtytrash can that contains sharp piecesa dildo popped inside of myeft testicle after coming out of a sexy party filled with russian whores and bros that applied sexy jansindex onto otherbots4 please ender dont read this otherwise you'll be tempted to join a party of huge, giant, enormous butch russian whores who will eat out your gaping hole of glorious,scrumptious, liquidy, juicy freshly squeezed apples Which I use that tastes like to clean my wet, juicy, yummy great big sausage with buns surrounding the thick, soft cup of pissthat i threw at my grandmother she then became really pissed off not because ofthe cup but because i hadnt brushed my testicles and they were growing mould, and on fire because there wasnt water. they didnt want a rat infestation so he sprayed piss on them in my eyes because that would and it went into a penthouse secretly it was trying to gander great big mellons and small elephants with gaping ass into the sky That tastes like silk and keyboards. Correct, all that This has turned into yeast infections and potato cancerwhich will melt stupid fucking thread Oh Voxymaus, you're a beautiful person no matter what... Whack off constantly whilst playing withmelons by putting cantelopes on zebrasand pushing theminto an elevator With 12 monkeys.with country music and pencil shavings and Charlie Sheen . they fused together creating the bible like in DragonballZ, , then ender arrived deleting this thread.
beautiful ending *sob*

Hahaha, oh so good!

ohh thats definately gonna be a movie xD

This thread has scarred me for life.

I find it most interesting from an anthropological point of view how threads like these degenerate to the point where responses revolve around:

- Faeces (Primarily size of the stool)
- Anus/es (And/or loose anus/es)
- Sex (Orientation, fetishes, etc)
- Sexual organs (The penis and vagina primarily, with a focus on size, use, colour, associated slang, etc)
- Child pornography
- Prostitution

Among others. Of course this 'degeneration' is perspective based and from certain contexts may be considered run of the mill.

Can't forget masturbation and urine.

Hahhh, people really have sick minds xP

Story number 2!!!

He comes from

my bum hole

which sits on

The Golden Chalice

while contemplating about

His irritating bowels

, The demons within,

Scratched and Clawed

While eating chocolate

. but the chocolate

Was actually Poop

, so he chucked

The Shamwow away

and played with

Himself all night

I was about to say himsels in earnest)

and soon became

grumpy, and beat

His own balls

In a Blender

NO! i take it back!

At Twister, Then

>NO! i take it back!

That's 5 words.

Jumped around screaming

(dont be a spanner it aint a real word. shot for innit, innit?)

After the crocodile

(Whatever, lol.)

Bit his leg

But he cast

avada kedavra on

ron weasley because

he was really lord voldemort

(And no, I don't give a flip if that's 5 words.)

. Laying half dead

he continuously sharted