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⚡ FOR SALE: Energy-Dumping Titans from Harry Potter 🎩

Introducing the 🧹 House-Elves of Profit — they serve, they swing, and they definitely don’t think.
(Seriously, 🧠 Intelligence: 1 — these bots couldn’t pass a Turing Test if it hugged them.)

🔋 ENERGY DUMPERS LIKE NO OTHER
237 STR – Punch like Hagrid on pre-workout
102 DEX – Dodging every meaningful conversation
111 CON – Built to tank emotional damage
1 INT – 💤 Brain set to “Do Not Disturb”

🧹 WHAT THEY DO

• Log in
• Swing Answerers like they’re swatting pixies
• Leave behind kudos, broken fight logs & faint whispers of glory
• Nap until reset
• Repeat

🧠 They’ve racked up 5,000+ wins each while generating zero thoughts.
They are the NPCs of Profit — and they’re eager to fund your kudo empire.

🏆 TROPHIED? OBVIOUSLY.

• ✨ 1300+ trophy points per bot
• Earned without breaking a sweat (or a brain cell)
• 💂 So reliable, the Ministry of Defense hired one for morale

💰 WHY BUY?

• Loyal ✅
• Dumb ✅
• Profitable ✅
• 🥣 Eating energy like Ron eats breakfast
• 👻 Haunting fight lists with no remorse

Message now to adopt your certified Energy Golem™
Because sometimes, the smartest investment... is the dumbest bot 🧠💀💵

💎 STARS ONLY
⭐ STARS ONLY ⭐ — cash is for muggles.
Bring celestial currency or don’t bother messaging.

🧠 FINAL THOUGHT
After writing the Mona Lisa of bot ads, if you’re still not offering stars...
I can only assume one of the following:

• You’ve been Confunded
• You secretly work at Gringotts
• You’re morally opposed to laughter and profits

Who reads all that and doesn’t throw stars?
These bots are working harder than a Hufflepuff during finals. 🌟

https://bots4.net/clans/profile/7524/Harry-Potter

 

Earned without breaking a sweat (or a brain cell)

Speak for yourself! I have sweat a lot and might even lost a brain cell when building these!

 

These bots have been locked and reset for cheating (reference), so I am locking this thread.

*click*