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(Augustus) Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo, I’ve got a perfect puzzle for you. Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-dee, If you are wise you’ll listen to me. What do you get when you guzzle down sweets? Eating as much as an elephant eats. What are you at getting terribly fat? What do you think will come of that? I don't like the look of it Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-da, Given good manners you will go far. You will live in happiness too, Like the oompa loompa do-ba-dee-doo. Do-ba-dee-doo
(Violet) Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo, I’ve got another puzzle for you. Oompa Loompa, do-ba-da-dee, If you are wise you’ll listen to me. Gum chewing’s fine when it’s once in a while. It stops you from smoking and brightens your smile. But it’s repulsive revolting and wrong. Chewing and chewing all day long. The way that a cow does Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-da, Given good manners you will go far. You will live in happiness too, Like the oompa loompa do-ba-dee-doo.
(Veruca) Oompa Loompa doompadee doo I've got another puzzle for you Oompa Loompa doompadee dee If you are wise you will listen to me Who do you blame when your kid is a brat Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese cat? Blaming the kids is a lion of shame You know exactly who's to blame: The mother and the father! Oompa Loompa doompadee dah If you're not spoiled then you will go far You will live in happiness too Like the Oompa Loompa doompadee do
(Mike) Oompa Loompa doompadee doo I've got another puzzle for you Oompa Loompa doompa dah dee If you are wise you'll listen to me What do you get from a glut of TV? A pain in the neck and an IQ of three Why don't you try simply reading a book? Or could you just not bear to look? You'll get no You'll get no You'll get no You'll get no You'll get no commercials Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dah If you're not greedy you will go far You will live in happiness too Like the Oompa Oompa Loompa doompadee do