clans

Preferably one with a big dick.

That would be Benny.

Invite sent!

This Benny sounds like he's in need of a wolfjob so sure, I'll join.

If anyone else wants to show Wolfjob some love, you know where to find me.

would have said join atreides, but i suppose all forum horny players go to atreides

Does that mean that all the people in Escapism or Eternal are unics?

I'm just trying to figure out how they aren't horny too...

eunuch*

Phonics bro.

Also, you didn't answer my question.

I think I kind of did. ;)

I think I kind of have 8 fingers and two thumbs.

So I'll just go with yes, all Eternal and Escapism members are eunuchs.

I think you are stereotyping people.

I think you're a level 1.

Also, stereotyping is what you normally do when you don't know a group of people. But you also must think I'm being mean to them or something. Being a eunuch is fine and in some religions is a great honor.

Did I mention that I love wolfjob and he fit right in in Atreides, exactly where he fit in is not important.

Let's just say there's room for more.

Let's just say there's room for more anal.

Oh my Jans, you're so naughty.

Also, thanks DarkNinjaMaster :)

Random fact: there's more posts in the Atreides clan forum on a day to day basis than the entire public forums.

Be more exciting guys.

Wolfjob for president 2015.

President of what?

I heard Iraq and Syria need new ones.

Pesident of the internet

I promise to you, the people of the internet, that if elected to the honorable position of President of the Internet, that my first task as President would be to hunt down all the people that ever annoyed you on the internet and give them wedgies or worse punishment. It all depends on the evil task they performed. Maybe this nice list would be helpful:

1. Trolling that causes discomfort: Wedgies are an appropriate punishment.
2. Posting first on anything and saying First!: Death.
3. Saying an unfunny joke: Death or forced to listen to Dane Cook.
4. Cheating in any regard: Death and eternal damnation in hell. Maybe give them a magazine subscription that never ends.

5. Spreading rumors that would crush people's hopes and dreams: An eternity of posting Youtube videos of himself/herself to the internet and everyone is forced to dislike it. Even more than Friday by Rebecca Black.

   This list is approved by me by the way. It is more than even the real world politicians will do for you in the next decade. All they care about is how much money they can funnel into their pockets. Wolfjob cares about you as an individual!