July is a time where 2 countries, the United States of America and Canada, both separated from their asshole parents, the English, to go on and become the envy of the world in innovation, technology, and middle finger raisings. But alas, England and Europe have not felt so keen on us for a long time, even in this game where Polish assholes like Fifty raise your levels for nothing (unless he wants to join us for the sake of Luth's sexy ass, then welcome) and British assholes like Bazza and Pothead are good candidates for the dumbest people alive. So what I suggest is we have a month of no holds bar destruction where Malicious Villainous accepts all North American players to fight one month versus either Eternal or Escapism to see who if we deserved our independence or if you Europeans will keep this game in its death throws forever. I weep for Argentina and I weep for Ender for he has to put up with these people, people who have done literally nothing for this game except push people away from it. Well enough I say, it's time we have our Bots4 Independence Day!
If you need more motivation:
For the US players: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoLywiaM6PA
For the Canadian players (come on shoy, Luth won't call you gay anymore): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YicesNGZPxI
Bonus fun song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ww-pQynEDI
This has been a paid advertisement from The Wilderness, owner of Malicious Villainous, through his Secretary of Shit Starting, Zal.
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/me grabs the mic..
Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the NORTH AMERICA. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. “Mankind.†That NORTH AMERICA should have new meaning for all of us today. We can’t be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it’s fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom… Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution… but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the NORTH AMERICA declared in one voice: We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We’re going to live on! We’re going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!â€
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You yanks and your speeches. Bring it.
Disclaimer: I won't be playing
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Looks like July is a no show, 2 days notice might not have been enough. You might want to try again next month
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I'm just surprised you even read these forums anymore shoy :P
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Lol Zal you're so lame do you ever stop preaching your embarrassing ideas? I'm glad I don't play anymore.
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It was supposed to be a joke Pothead, a bit of inflammatory language to get people to play.
It hasn't worked out well anyway. I wish I wouldn't have made this thread.
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This thread actually made me go, and i dont score much usually, but now im soloing with a little help as well though
TheCause
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The force is strong with this one called, the cause, But not strong enough :) NORTH AMERICA!!!
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lets not count our chickens before they hatch...
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This is WAR!!! there are no chickens here.
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Ender could this be done a some point?
If a succes, then maybe once a year?
And then maybe a country battle between all countries ?
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And just in time, TheCause/Otto comes back on and rapes all our whores like a cunt like he was doing beforehand.
Escapism, please make your own fucking whores if you want to play the game please. Or use your damn dumpers. This shit is getting boring.
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thats why they called whores
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Maybe in Canada whore means another thing since they are known to be nice to people.
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I dont mind that my whores are currently being attacked by my good friend Otto. It's all in vain anyways :)
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thanks luth, if you clan whores they will get attacked, whether it being eternal or now in this case Escapism or any any clan that wants to score
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Oh yes, I love spending hours of my time clanning and gaining treasury just so some asshole who spends 20 minutes making 3 bots can use them all without anything in return.
That's what happens when nobody on this game has any respect for anything. Shoe and Myriad should be ashamed of the retards they let in their clan who think they can take everything without anything in return. At least Shoe and Fishwick and others used to make whores in tandem with others and you know what? People got along and I respected them for it.
You guys have no idea what a competition even is. If two soccer teams go on and field, there's rules, teamwork, and participation in the game so that everything is fair and balanced. This game isn't balanced. A person can spend 20 hours of their life on this game and have another take it away for nothing. Unless you use dumpers, which is just dumb anyway and a workaround to begin with. It wasn't intended design.
Maybe I'm just tired of playing with retards, aka fifty, bazza, esv, thecause. You 4 are what is wrong with this game. Nobody wants to play against you because you are just.so.fucking.dumb.
LOL IT'S JUST A GAME, LOL THEY'RE WHORES, LOL ZAL'S AN IDIOT, LOL NOTHING NEEDS TO CHANGE, LOL ENDER GIVE ME MORE PLATINUMS, LOL THIS IS A MULTIPLAYER GAME YET I THINK EVERYTHING IS AN AI LIKE IN A SINGLE PLAYER GAME, SO FUCK IT, WHY HAVE RESPECT FOR INANIMATE PIECES OF CODE, IT'S NOT LIKE ANYONE BUILT THESE THINGS, AND IF THEY DID IT WAS FOR MY PLEASURE BECAUSE I'M A SELFISH DOUCHE THAT GETS OFF ON COMPLAINING AbOUT MY JOB AND TAKING MY AGGRESSION OUT ON THE TWO PEOPLE LEFT ON THE GAME
So predictable you people are.
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lol whatever, i score ones in a blue moon and im whats wrong with the game, get a life, the only thing you ever do is complaining if it does not come your way.
Think what you want
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Otto leave it. Someone told me that arguing with idiots isn't worth it. They will always beat you up with their idiot things ;)
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I'm just trying to teach you two the difference between these two words:
competition
-the act of competing; rivalry for supremacy, a prize, etc.:
-Sociology. rivalry between two or more persons or groups for an object desired in common, usually resulting in a victor and a loser but not necessarily involving the destruction of the latter.
Etc.
and
leech AKA you guys
-any bloodsucking annelid worm of the class Hirudinea, as the European Hirudo medicinalis, once used widely for bloodletting.
-a person who clings to another for personal gain, esp. without giving anything in return; parasite.
That's all.
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This thread is in the wrong section of the forum.
Well atleast you got the drama from bots2 Zal. Now you just have to wait for the rest of it to transform into your type of game.
hands Zal a coockie
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Why aren't you a moderator anyway Benny? :P
Not my fault Ender changed the game into something more broken than it was before ^_^
eats the cookie
hands Benny a Snickers bar
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I built many bots. However, I'm not altruist as you are or I thought you were. So I built them for personal/clan use.
Zal, I just can't believe you are pissed of because Otto drained those whores. It's unbelievable...
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Otto did it twice this month and begged me to keep them clanned so he could get 1st place without doing anything himself. Why should I let you guys get 1st off my work? Go make/use your own shit. That's what I'm annoyed about. You guys thinking I'll just let you leech off me.
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You unclanning them is reasonable. You bitching about that isn't.
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Alright just want to tell the facts for posteriority.
I was draining The Wolverine (a ratio whore lvl 180 that usually is protected) when I had the need to go afk for 30min. I was in hurry so I did not spend time unwhoring the RW since I would continue to use it after those 30min. When I came back, I saw Sir Luthrin attacking it so obviously I unwhored it immediately. However, it seems he was already close to the fight limit because he nailed 300 wins. Checking fight history, it passed 26min between my last attack and his last attack.
Congratulations for spotting the right time to steal that energy. Although not diplomatic, it's a valid strategy. It was my fault to leave it unwhored. I will continue attacking ratio whores during the rest of the month to fight for a top10. I just ask that you don't attack them at the same time as I do. I won't leave any bot unwhored even if I dont play for just 30min.
Anyway, good luck trying to beat Escapism.
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actually i'll take credit for that not Luth.
i have access to that bot and was monitoring your play... i noticed your energy was shooting up really quickly, so i thought i would see what it was all about..
turns out the bot was whored! not only that it had completely broken equipment! so i buffed up (tier III speed and energy) and got the energy while i could (you were afk)
at the end of the day it does not matter, we do not have the resources to beat you guys, especially when you deplete our whores as you all have so many dumpers and ratio whores i see. i guess i'm just trying to go down with a fight :(
i love the tactic though, whoring a bot and then raping it like that. that was the fastest 13K energy i have ever gotten (20 minutes). there's no way i could ever score energy that fast.
+1
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A thread that should have been in Suggestions but was posted in Clans has now somehow earned the right to be in Bitchin' and Whinin'
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That's what happens when the owner/moderators don't log in much lol.
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We can't move topics :( only close/delete them and how would you get attention then :p
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Well you can close/delete this thread if you want. Should bring up that move thread thing with Ender :)
And as for attention, that's what forums are for aren't they? It's not a manual. But I'm sure you're making a snide remark about you and Ender thinking I'm a troll. So whatever.
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"Anyway, good luck trying to beat Escapism." -Evs
Been there done that!
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Only Eternal beated us when racing in the last days. And that included Ville cheating. So no, you never beated us at a race. This is your first attempt since we are indeed racing. Oh my, I love these races! Insane things happen!
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Esp, that depends entirely on your perspective. My perspective is that every month is a race for first.
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It's funny how people think you are not allowed to attack other bots than your own ones... Isn't that how the game works?
This is not only Escapism doing that, my whores are being attacked by other clans too... (from Malicious Villainous at the moment)
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But what about the nice thing I did for you about reminding you to fill your whore clan's treasury? :(
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omg benny!
*huggles her cuddlefluffle
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This thread has taken a turn to the cuddly.
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Make bots to up-rape Zal, if you want to be considered a good player you need to do what good players do. Anyway go escapism! I'm routing for you and if I can assist in any way then I will :)
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You have a weird idea of what good players do on this game Pothead.
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Good players certainly don't moan about other people playing the game, grow up and stop crying you aren't even being onlined or drained. If you log on to find you have no whores to attack then build dumpers and bots to rape with stars on so it doesn't really affect you.
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Pothead's idea of a good player (at least scorer) can't be weird since he is the person who holds monthly energy record (almost 2.6M energy). Something that you Zal never did even scoring with multiple bots I believe.
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That was very nice of you, Zal =)
But that is a whole different topic...
It's not that I don't like you...
I just don't agree with you in this matter :)
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Alright, everyone. I want to see lighters and cell phones up in the air, come on everyone hands up. Repeat after me. Malicious villainous is number #1
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Typical of artists. Making mistakes on the lyrics... must be caused by stage phobia.
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Have I missed the Bots4 Independence Day or will it be tomorrow?
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No, but Civic Holiday is on Monday here. Long weekend wooo \o/
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So you can stay up until midnight to try winning this month. Or did North America gave up beating Europe?
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Mwaaaaaaahh!
huggles Rose :)
Now this thread delivers.
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puts up pylons around Benny and Rose's huggle
This might take awhile guys.
As for the Europe/North America thing, it didn't work out the way I thought it would. It's less of a NA vs Europe thing and more of an Escapism vs Malicious Villainous thing that didn't really see any change in people or attitudes. But it's my fault for springing it so late last month and the weird 1/3rd-of-the-month-in confirmation that we were actually competing.
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My perspective is that every month is a race for first.
Atleast MV was competing regarding Luth's words.
Regarding that idea of NA vs EU, it should be done two new clans and people that want to participate should build a scorer and put it in one of the clans. It wont work using escapism, eternal or MV.
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evs, you are twisting my words to benefit the point you are trying to make. I stated that, "every month is a race for first" because you stated that M.V has never beaten Escapism in a "race" before. My point was that we have beaten escapism not just once but twice! So if you are going to apply my quote with such certainty, then surely it works both ways!
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I understand that people don't write my full nickname because its really strange. But please don't write it wrong when you use just 3 letters. It isn't Esp or Evs. Esv or Esvz are correct. Thank you
PS: congratulations on winning those two months. But July'16 is Escapism.
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Thanks Espn, and congrats for taking the month.
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although we pushed it through I do think its a nice idea in the future, but N-America vs Europe? you are forgetting a major continent which are the aussies and other ones that way, maybe a 3 clan battle for ones? new clans etc would be needed ofcourse, current resources can be used as in dumpers, we have benny :) bazza, me and esv :) pot, if he decides to join and jezz needs to come out of retirement.
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Haha yes get in there escapism you noobspanked MV \o/ what a month, elegant pros!
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Congrats escapism for taking the month of July, indeed an amazing month of competition. again congrats!
I'd also like to take this time to congratulate Sully for single handedly pushing Eternal out of the top 3 into 4th place which hasn't happened in over 2 1/2 years. Congrats sully.
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With some help from Stef :)
Seriously though good month between MV and escapism. The competition is great for the game
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