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hayabassie [101]
2012-03-08 05:49:12
[12 years, 261 days ago]

as I am bored out of my shithole I thought I would give you the privilege and the honor, to get to know me a little bit better.

my name is Bas, 25 years old, hailing from the Netherlands. I sustain my own little condo with my bitch, address: unspecified; location: unspecified. probably been playing this game since I was around 16-17, I don’t even know anymore. its still as shit as it used to be but inbetween socializing, masturbating and work I still find time to play. I would place myself in the top3 players at this juncture.

I like annoying people and act like i’m illiterate. people would usually refer to me as an asshole, but I believe they are selling me short. I’m also unreliable, condescending, pessimistic and a liar, though I am bound to have some good qualities aswell. when I ask my "so-callled friends" why they hang out with me, they tell me cause i’m funny. I don’t think they know that most of the time I’m not joking, i just let it slide and leave them in there ignorance. I do not care much for personal hygiene. I do not show weakness. I do not give compliments unless there is something for me to gain, physically or financially. and most importantly, I do not remorse.

when i’m not being nagged to death i enjoy a good brunch and riding my motorcycle along the windswept coastlines. I dont ride a bicycle, i think people that do are gay. playing strippoker with dirty hookerwhores is one of my most favorite occurrence. after this I like haveing sex with a woman, or plural, as long as it is not my girlfriend.

I have alot of money, because i work with heavy machinery. this solicitation letter was used.

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this was not in it.

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neither was this dumbass!



so...how you do?


 
neps [328]
<123>
2012-03-08 06:51:33
[12 years, 261 days ago]

Except for the crabs, I'm fine, thank you!


 
dragonrose [46]
Head Moderator
2012-03-08 12:27:32
[12 years, 261 days ago]

So reading between the lines Bas.

You are a lonely, unemployed, friendless, gay, ladyboy who lives in his parents basement. Your hobbies include racing scaletrix & playing solitaire. Push bikes are too racy for you so you limit yourself to a scooter.

pleased to meet you =)


 
Nosferatu [1]
2012-03-08 18:45:06
[12 years, 261 days ago]

LOL @ the scooter. Hell you weren't even cool enough to get a Moped.....


 
hayabassie [101]
2012-03-09 01:30:48
[12 years, 260 days ago]

haha jokes on you guys, she don't even have a basement.


 
Made2shred [68]
2012-03-09 03:01:06
[12 years, 260 days ago]

o/


 
Draoi [51]
2012-03-09 03:32:27
[12 years, 260 days ago]

+1 to you sir.

What is your postcount now, 5? :P


 
hayabassie [101]
2012-03-14 05:30:34
[12 years, 255 days ago]

probability 6


 
hayabassie [101]
2012-03-14 05:30:45
[12 years, 255 days ago]

7


 
hayabassie [101]
2012-03-14 05:30:50
[12 years, 255 days ago]

8


 
hayabassie [101]
2012-03-14 05:31:35
[12 years, 255 days ago]

FUCK!


 
neps [330]
<123>
2012-03-14 06:14:57
[12 years, 255 days ago]

Nine. Shhh!


 
Draoi [51]
2012-03-14 14:47:53
[12 years, 255 days ago]

O noes, he is now addicted to forum posting. :P


 
dragonrose [46]
Head Moderator
2012-03-15 04:24:45
[12 years, 254 days ago]

woohoo! the forum needs another spammer ...


 
hayabassie [101]
2012-03-16 03:03:30
[12 years, 253 days ago]

pff, the only thing i spam is the hundred amount of pornsites i visit on a weekly basis.


 
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