introductions

Hello everyone, I'm an old Bots2 player, I a few years back i was searching for many different games to play, i had a bad computer and horrible internet so its not like i could play many games, but i enjoyed playing games when I had nothing else to do. So one day I searched the internet to find that text based game that i could actually enjoy.I went though many bad ones and verry few good ones. I felt close to giving up untill I found a game called bots 2. It was great, had everything, sure a few things could be better but that issue lies in all games. So i played bots2 for quite a while. Later on I almost forgot about bots2, Had school, football, and firefighting carrer to look forward to. Now High schools over, stress is gone, and im back searching the internet for some fun games and i remember about bots2, so I googled it and the owner said it was dead because of hackers, how sad right? Then i noticed a link to a new site for bots, called bots4, and now im here. I just want everyone to know i'm some what of a long term bots player and I cant wait till i get high enough to be able to fight some of these other guys on here too. I truly hope bots4 becomes bigger and hack free. Hope to play some of you soon! And i might be starting a small Clan on here shortly too! :)

Hi :)

Hey there (:

Sup, and yeah, i've never found a text based game anywhere near as good as bots

Well, i once found another game before this that was actually quite good, I was around 14. Later on I got banned for "Undesireable". I was a kid then and like to chat. Now im actually happy I got banned, because if i haddn't I wouldn't have found bots. :)

wall of text FLORIFIES you for over 9000.

btw, is take spelled right?
btww, maybe we should changed that to enderfies? or maybe add one above florifed?
btwww, where is a list of those fun damage thingamabobs?

We settled on rearENDERED as the new FLORIFIED.

I vote for rearEndered

Who is this mysterious 'we' that you speak of?

However, rearENDERED is pretty funny.

>Who is this mysterious 'we' that you speak of?

There was another thread about it, though I don't remember which one.

I like your way of quoting, Skeith. I will copy :)

Oh, and rearENDERED is © Intsecuris

Thank you. =D

If it's copyrighted, he should put it on his profile, lol.

Anyone got the list of what damage to what damage says what? :P

case damage >= 700:
return a + ' FLORIFIED ' + b + ' with its ' + weapon;
case damage >= 650:
return a + ' turned ' + b + ' into astronomical particles in a glorious supernova with its ' + weapon;
case damage >= 600:
return a + ' threw ' + b + ' off its feet with an ever-expanding shockwave from its ' + weapon;
case damage >= 550:
return a + ' sent ' + b + ' flying off to the moon with its ' + weapon;
case damage >= 500:
return a + ' turned ' + b + ' into a 2000-piece puzzle with its ' + weapon;
case damage >= 450:
return a + ' degraded ' + b + ' to a Furby prototype with its ' + weapon;
case damage >= 400:
return a + ' imploded ' + b + ' with a deafening soundwave with its ' + weapon;
case damage >= 350:
return a + ' melted ' + b + ' into a puddle of liquid metal with its ' + weapon;
case damage >= 300:
return a + ' disassembled ' + b + ' completely with its ' + weapon;
case damage >= 250:
return a + ' destructed ' + b + ' professionally with its ' + weapon;
case damage >= 200:
return a + ' sent ' + b + ' back as metal strips to the workshop with its ' + weapon;
case damage >= 150:
return a + ' removed ' + b + ' from the gene pool with its ' + weapon;
case damage >= 100:
return a + ' erased ' + b + ' from history with its ' + weapon;
case damage >= 95:
return a + ' reduced ' + b + ' to an amorphous pulp with its ' + weapon;
case damage >= 90:
return a + ' obliterated ' + b + ' into nothingness with its ' + weapon;
case damage >= 85:
return a + ' annihilated ' + b + ' with a devastating force with its ' + weapon;
case damage >= 80:
return a + ' eradicated ' + b + ' viciously with its ' + weapon;
case damage >= 75:
return a + ' decimated ' + b + ' with a frenzied attack with its ' + weapon;
case damage >= 70:
return a + ' decapitated ' + b + ' mercilessly with its ' + weapon;
case damage >= 65:
return a + ' eviscerated ' + b + ' in one smooth motion with its ' + weapon;
case damage >= 60:
return a + ' dismembered ' + b + ' pitilessly with its ' + weapon;
case damage >= 55:
return a + ' mutilated ' + b + ' effortlessly with its ' + weapon;
case damage >= 50:
return a + ' maimed ' + b + ' with a satisfied grin with its ' + weapon;
case damage >= 45:
return a + ' pulverized ' + b + ' savagely with its ' + weapon;
case damage >= 40:
return a + ' massacred ' + b + ' into small fragments with its ' + weapon;
case damage >= 35:
return a + ' smashed ' + b + ' with a bone crushing sound with its ' + weapon;
case damage >= 30:
return a + ' pummeled ' + b + ' with formidable strength with its ' + weapon;
case damage >= 25:
return a + ' crushed ' + b + ' with enormous power with its ' + weapon;
case damage >= 20:
return a + ' struck ' + b + ' with brutal force with its ' + weapon;
case damage >= 15:
return a + ' pounded ' + b + ' senseless with its ' + weapon;
case damage >= 12:
return a + ' hit ' + b + ' extremely hard with its ' + weapon;
case damage >= 9:
return a + ' hit ' + b + ' very hard with its ' + weapon;
case damage >= 7:
return a + ' hit ' + b + ' hard with its ' + weapon;
case damage >= 5:
return a + ' hit ' + b + ' with its ' + weapon;
case damage >= 3:
return a + ' wounded ' + b + ' with its ' + weapon;
case damage >= 2:
return a + ' grazed ' + b + ' with its ' + weapon;
case damage >= 1:
return a + ' scratched ' + b + ' with its ' + weapon;

I´ll add the copyright as soon as I can edit my profile.

good

Same thing here actually, except for the starting a clan bit. Used to play this a few years back in my spare time in the summer, was pretty dang fun.

Also stumbled into the mechwarrior online game, I remember playing that game in high school, eesh...

Also a bots2 player. Maybe I'll have the privledge of stealing your Kudos some time. Welcome.