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Zalfor [55]
2011-10-20 15:14:27
[13 years, 38 days ago]

Should be banned or relabeled as "Anal Rape 12-pack" etc. Cause that's how I feel like after I used it.

Btw, if Anal Rape 12-pack was the name of an album, would you listen to it?


 
Saiyan Z [140]
2011-10-20 15:57:37
[13 years, 38 days ago]

Why 2-ply? Use 1-ply, just wipe twice!


 
Crab Whistler [33]
2011-10-20 15:59:29
[13 years, 38 days ago]

Don´t you guys have a shitload of mapleleafs?


 
lunchbox [85]
2011-10-20 16:17:38
[13 years, 38 days ago]

Cheap bastard. Buy better ass wipe.


 
Zalfor [55]
2011-10-20 16:35:22
[13 years, 38 days ago]

I'm not cheap. I use 2-ply. But at work and every single other building I go to there's only 1-ply toilet paper around. And it hurts dammit, it hurts :(

Unless the bathroom is outside, maple leafs don't come in that often. Although I would rather use them.


 
Jans [85]
2011-10-20 16:39:39
[13 years, 38 days ago]

In India they dont use TP. There's a bucket of water next to the toilet / hole in the ground.


 
ActiveX [153]
Head Moderator
2011-10-20 16:41:02
[13 years, 38 days ago]

when I first started work the toilet paper supplied had the same type of consistency as grease proof paper. One side was matt & the other shiny, plus each sheet had 'Property of her Majesty's government' printed on it.

Count yourself lucky you have soft paper Zal!


 
Draoi [137]
2011-10-20 16:45:40
[13 years, 38 days ago]

Life is too damn short ofr 1-ply.


 
Jans [85]
2011-10-20 16:49:14
[13 years, 38 days ago]

lol @ Property of her Majesty's government ^^


 
cwgarza [1]
2011-10-20 16:50:26
[13 years, 38 days ago]

dont wipe.


 
ActiveX [153]
Head Moderator
2011-10-20 16:54:06
[13 years, 38 days ago]

similar to this


 
cwgarza [1]
2011-10-20 17:03:51
[13 years, 38 days ago]

no. silmilar to this


 
Blyk [80]
2011-10-20 17:11:55
[13 years, 38 days ago]

when I first started work the toilet paper supplied had the same type of consistency as grease proof paper. One side was matt & the other shiny, plus each sheet had 'Property of her Majesty's government' printed on it.

I've seen that tracing paper sort of toilet paper, it is not pleasant!


 
DarkNinjaMaster [31]
2011-10-20 18:04:54
[13 years, 38 days ago]

Man, I shouldn't read this forum during breakfast :/


 
Nosferatu [1]
2011-10-20 20:00:38
[13 years, 38 days ago]

I just use baby wipes. Fuck toilet paper in general.


 
CwG [75]
2011-10-20 23:31:43
[13 years, 37 days ago]

ehh. baby wipes leave my behind too wet. then i walk around with a soggy asshole all day.


 
DarkNinjaMaster [31]
2011-10-21 00:18:55
[13 years, 37 days ago]

Man, sometimes I shouldn't read this forum at all....


 
Roosevelt [56]
2011-10-21 00:20:27
[13 years, 37 days ago]

lol sorry bout that obscene post. just speakin the truth.


 
Ender [1]
Administrator
2011-10-21 00:42:50
[13 years, 37 days ago]

I prefer 1-ply. 2-ply bunches too much, plus the leftover fecal residue on my fingers from the 1-ply helps fortify my body's natural resistance to disease.


 
Kamikaze6 [73]
2011-10-21 01:14:33
[13 years, 37 days ago]

hmm is that what that does...ill remember not to wash that off from now on. thanks ender!


 
shoyuken [67]
2011-10-21 01:15:59
[13 years, 37 days ago]

y bother wiping at all


 
Kamikaze6 [73]
2011-10-21 01:33:59
[13 years, 37 days ago]

that was actually my comment. but ive had a change of heart.


 
Mizel [45]
2011-10-21 12:41:15
[13 years, 37 days ago]
Btw, if Anal Rape 12-pack was the name of an album, would you listen to it?

Anal Rape would be the best album name ever. Imagine being a rock star and having a sold out show of tens of thousands of people all chanting "Anal Rape" at you.... sighs A girl can dream....


 
Draoi [137]
2011-10-21 12:57:11
[13 years, 37 days ago]

gross ed.

:<


 
DarkNinjaMaster [31]
2011-10-21 22:13:14
[13 years, 36 days ago]

1 ply folded becomes 2 ply, problem solved!


 
CwG [75]
2011-10-21 23:35:24
[13 years, 36 days ago]

Someone dreams of anal rape? And u are a mastermind DNM


 
Draoi [137]
2011-10-22 00:36:28
[13 years, 36 days ago]

I beg to differ. 1-ply folded is not the same as 2-ply. Not even close.


 
DarkNinjaMaster [31]
2011-10-22 06:41:14
[13 years, 36 days ago]

ply/plī/ Noun:
A thickness or layer of a folded or laminated material.

Semantics I guess. Buggered if I know I only buy the good stuff. I like my anal rape to be performed by women with strap ons, not my toilet paper.


 
Nosferatu [1]
2011-10-22 12:46:37
[13 years, 36 days ago]

I also use only 1 square. I poke my finger through the middle, wipe my ass with my finger, then use the toilet paper/baby wipe to clean the shit off my finger. Saves on money because you don't waste a lot of toilet paper trying to wipe you ass and not get shit on your hands.


 
Draoi [137]
2011-10-22 12:47:24
[13 years, 36 days ago]

I like chocolate ice cream.


 
Charmeleon [105]
2011-10-23 00:20:41
[13 years, 35 days ago]

nos must be one of those guys who likes a good asshole fingering. gross.


 
Jans [85]
2011-10-23 03:35:49
[13 years, 35 days ago]

How to save money on TP, this guy is an anal expert; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cSNBNR1F2A&t=1m26s


 
CwG [75]
2011-10-23 04:33:11
[13 years, 35 days ago]

kinda like nos???


 
Nosferatu [1]
2011-10-23 21:38:19
[13 years, 34 days ago]

Can't quite deny that.


 
DarkNinjaMaster [31]
2011-10-23 22:19:38
[13 years, 34 days ago]

This has shattered my viewpoint that gay dudes are all clean and shit.


 
xCWGx [55]
2011-10-24 00:08:25
[13 years, 34 days ago]

Nos isn't gay. By no means. I simply meant he likes to perform anal acts with women. And the dude in that vid is just a little metro lol

waits for people to catch my sarcasm


 
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