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hayabassie [147]
2013-01-29 07:38:57
[11 years, 113 days ago]

DaaaaAAAAAAMN!~!! ladies what's the deal man, you think you better than us? you do huh?

Hear it. I know this girl for a while now, I wouldn't say it's anything serious but we enjoy each other's company from time to time. She has asked me "favours" in the past and I have performed these to the best of my ability, I have certainly not received any complaints if you know what I mean ;) ;) ;) ;) ;). When I ask one small little thing (preferable big) from her though she looks at me like I'm some kind of freak, she kinda breaks the mood to be honest. Let us not be overshadowed by these manipulative and shortsighted creatures guys, we must be heard. I mean, honestly what is the problem...she sticks her thumb up my ass when she sucks me off, what's wrong with using a strap-on?


discuss.


 
Cosby [137]
2013-01-29 08:17:41
[11 years, 113 days ago]

What a twist! Wasn't expecting that...

Seriously though, I've never experienced such a thing before...but I gotta say that I'd be open to it lol :P

It's not something that particularly sparks my interest, but I'm a sucker for strong, dominant women ;)


 
Zal [133]
2013-01-29 08:48:05
[11 years, 112 days ago]

/posting in a hayabassie thread.

The answer is because you have a prostate haya. Don't want to rupture that thing. Also I think it'd be pretty hard to suck you off while also buttsexing you with a strap-on. Gotta be a gymnast for that shit.


 
User Name [283]
2013-01-29 08:48:23
[11 years, 112 days ago]

She uses user thumb. I prefer the middle finger. The longer digit allows for further penetration to really rub the spot good.


 
Jans [87]
2013-01-29 09:45:06
[11 years, 112 days ago]

You could invite another guy to the party.


 
hayabassie [147]
2013-01-29 09:46:02
[11 years, 112 days ago]

Thanks for the feedback guys. We are meeting up at our local mcdonald's in about an hour, going to give her an ultimatum. Either she buttsex me or I go out and find someone that will.

Wish me luck.


 
Cosby [137]
2013-01-29 09:54:37
[11 years, 112 days ago]

I want a Big Mac...but I've been awake for 24 hours and it's cold outside and I'm too lazy to go to McDonalds :(


 
SG2 [80]
2013-01-29 09:59:09
[11 years, 112 days ago]

I'm too lazy to go to McDonalds

Error. Does not compute.


 
SnDubstep [83]
2013-02-11 22:02:39
[11 years, 99 days ago]

fapfapfap


 
hayabassie [147]
2013-02-12 05:18:32
[11 years, 99 days ago]

After going back and forth for a while discussing our possibilities we decided to accept Jans's formal invitation. He was tender enough to help us out with the procedure.

This dispute has now been resolved.


 
April [49]
2013-02-12 05:48:31
[11 years, 99 days ago]

still next time you go to mcdonalds..i want a big mac,strawberry milkshake, and fries no salt..thanks


 
Jans [87]
2013-02-12 17:35:40
[11 years, 98 days ago]

Glad to be of service. We have to do it again sometime. Say hello to the mis'ess for me.


 
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