^Jane^ [dragonrose] begins running for the open door, focusing on a [Venom Grip]. [1000...that is literally the best you could have rolled...WTFHAX]
Today I rolled 1000!
So why am I complaining you say. Well because no fucker was in chat. Nobody to revel in my glory. Nobody for me to mock when they roll a paltry 800. Nobody to see my victory.
Well fuck you chat. I won!