complaints

Dosn´t work!!!

Ok, so it did work... with a time delay.

Lolwat?

By putting a shoe on your head you increase your chance to get what you want (in the showroom).

PS. Dosn´t work aswell with the ladies.

They patched that cheat a long time ago, it's all on your head.

I still beleive in it, ergo it still works. But I´m not sitting with a shoe on my head right now tho. That would just be stupid.

I can see you doing that. =D JK

I´ll put it on when it gets time to camp for Vampire Gaze.

Sorry, got it before you =P

Come on! Magic shoe on head.

*crosses fingers*

What size?

Maybe I should do the same! Come on Goldskin !

~FinalWorld

My size?

A 43 perhaps.

Come on Vampire Gaze!

Same as me! Do you use the left or the right one?

Right ofc. I mean right is right?

I'm new to shoeism, so dunno. Do you have one 'lucky shoe'? Or do you have to use a new one every time?

I have one lucky shoe that I always use. It helped me get a lot over the years.
It smells something awful tho.

Maybe thats why it doesnt work as well with the ladies. Try underwear on your head with them.

Theirs or mine?

haha :)

Im not sure actually. But if you go with theirs, you can pick a bra. Those make great hats.

That´s true. And if it´s a big´ol bra it could work as an umbrella to.

THE ALMIGHTY SHOE DELIVERS ONCE AGAIN!!!!

Rub some of your shoe luck off on me :( I want ma armor ! ;P

~FinalWorld

*Rubs the smelly shoe against FinalWord*

Think I have the same weapon as Jans have :P

FinalWorld even.

Is there any other way we can increase our odds of finding rare armour?

You dont have shoes?

I have shoes, but they're very dirty. =/

I'm no expert, but i think dirty shoes perform better.

Jans are correct. The dirtier the better.

Alright, now you're just messing with me...

I wouldn't know really. I just click *order*

Another privilige of being a Knight.

Just take my word as a commoner Skeith. It works.

Lol, I've been waiting two days to find an undead crown (2.8% chance of finding). While I've been waiting all that time, I've seen about 100 Howltusk and Dustdeep (3% chance). I didn't actually believe that the shoe thing worked. Once I actually put the shoe on my head, an undead crown showed up! Thank you!

Magic shoe of awesomeness!

All hail the shoe!! ...And Jans...

Here it goes again.

*puts shoe on head*

/Int

I dont wear shoes =(

A hobo that dosn´t have shoes... Strange.

/puts a smelly, stinky shoe on head.

Shoe on head!

shoe on head!

I'll pretend I have one on. Maybe the showroom will pretend to have answerers :D

Jans, I think we found our undercover Benny bot :p

good work sherlock :)

Who dun it?

I tried both left and right. No luck.

Have to be a real dirty shoe. And you get bonus points if you post a pic of it.

I'm not coordinated enough to balance a shoe on my head and take a photo of myself.

Any family or friends that can help you?

Probably not, they wouldn't understand.

Just tell them you really need to get plasmaswords so you can rape bots.

I am curious to how all this got started.

http://bots4.net/forum/7/82

not sure how that helps

bump.

/puts shoe on head.

Works wonders imo...

I just got poop in my hair

That's because I shit in your shoes.

you smell like poopy diapers nos

Dirty, smelly, stinking shoe on head!

Smelly? That's no shoe, it's a zombie! A zombie thread!

We really only need one of these threads.

It's like with shoes; old ones are better.

And it worked yet again I might add.

magic sandal on head plz give an iron pelt today

Sandals have adverse effects.

it seems so shifting it out with a 10 year old shoe

worked like a charm ^^

I wear panties on my head, it works better.

Shoe on head!

Come the F#@k on, EVERYthing I NEED RIGHT NAOW!!!

No shoe to put on head, so forum complaining about showroom ftw.

*shoots automagic delivery system as there's no showroom girl*

Nigga its (eric) cant believe he actually tried this technique

I like how many books you two have. Must need a lot of paperweights.

when i have enough time on my hands i read one whilst playing bots :)

They are clearly all my mums books... fuck reading them

Do they sell porn as audio books?

Shoe on head.

Is it me, or did the opening post and a couple more disappear?

Due to shoe magic? :o

Nope it´s the same in some of my old bmails :(

Something funky is going on, I'll take a look.

Shoe on head!

Shoe on head!

Does the type of shoe have a bearing on the success rate?

As long as it´s a dirty one it shouldn´t matter.

Why can´t anyone STICKY this thread?

right wtf i must have camped for a spirit forge for alot of hours now and haven't seen one while ive been camping its either im unlucky or ender set something on prupose >:(

camping is a bitch. seems like no matter what item it is, once you need it, you never find it for hours or even days on end. I say the showroom has it out for us all, its like skynet, it became self aware!

I have been camping the thing since that bot was level 100 which has been days not only that ive been playing hours and when I did see one a stupid bot beat me too it

im telling you the showroom is controlled by skynet.

I think the majority of the complaints are against the showroom bastard. I share your feeling. When I camped in the past, the armors I wanted never appeared!

all your struggles with the showroom God have giveth me great pleasure

im just gonna throw a shoe on my head today its getting beyond a joke now

im also gonna order it if i haven't got it just to upset that bitch

come on give me my weapon!

Shoe on head!

Did it worked?

It always works :)

Shoe on head!

Wait wait wait...

Jans changed his bot color?

NOW THIS IS NEWS.

I noted it also. It seems he wants to be NC from his bot's color...

Shoe on head isnt working.. what am i doing wrong Benny?

The change in colour doesnt either..

Aw, no more camouflage green Jans?

The shoe delivered!

Wtf Jans changed his color, end of the world in-bound.

And delivered again. I'm sorry for doubting the way of the shoe!

Only the true believers shall be rewarded Jans! Guess you´re one of us now!

silly rituals & superstitions :)

Heretic!! Bring the pitchforks & torches!

!

I got two answerers, a Manic Cranium and a Raven Caw. What more proof do you need it works!?

yes dear. clear proof that it works ...

silly me.

Last time I put Shoe(gazer) on my head I just got a neck cramp.....

LOL, whenever the Shoe on head comes up I always think of him. Pretty Ninja you even managed to get him up there!

Bump dammit bump!

I need to do this. Shoe on head!

Mhmm...

Shoe on toe?!

HERETIC!!!!

I ONLY DARE TO QUESTION THAT WHICH IS UNQUESTIONABLE I DARE NOTHING BUT TO DREAM A DREAM THAT CAN NEVER DIE. WHEN YOU BURN ME AT THE STAKE YOU CANNOT KILL THE IDEA BEHIND THE MIND. THAT IDEA IS THE BASIS OF ALL HUMAN NATURE, IT IS THE IDEA THAT... oooh a penny.

Oldskool

Jeff Dunham is awesome. He singlehandedly provides the necessary anti-humor for real comedy to exist.

If you´ve never experienced sadness, how do you know what happiness is?

so the whole shoe on head business is a philosophical question?

too deep for me :P

I thought I was posting in the carrots thread...

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

7 hours and no Satans Claw... once again the god's spread the cheeks to ram cock in fucking ass.

The gods answer prayer

That was one hell of a prayer!

That mental picture o.O

Sorry, I mean to post in another thread, but posted here on accident. This is like one of the oldest threads since open beta, how is this still alive?

Because Benny is a spammer

Shoe on head is integral to bots lore :D

I´m not a spammer anymore! I used to be The Spamboy. But no longer shall that title be mine!

It's still yours.

I´m not even in the top 20 posters! I can´t be a spammer without the numbers on my side right?

I´m not even in the top 20 posters

Are you taking a shot at me? Seriously?

I'm starting to question whether Shade Helm actually exists

Is there a God? Why are we here? What does 'OK' actually mean? Can a guy named Nick have a nickname? Is there a Shades Helm?

Life's questions..

Its shades helm so its probably looking somewhere in the shadow.

Is there a God? Why are we here? What does 'OK' actually mean? Can a guy named Nick have a nickname? Is there a Shades Helm?

• Not likely.
• Because we can´t leave.
• It´s all good.
• Nicky?
• If you beliebe, you shall recive.

If you beliebe you shall recive.

you are dead to me!

so Benny is a boylieber, leave him alone!

It was an honest mistake! A silly typo. Honest!

suuure

now best try and find the luckiest shoe in the world camped for 4 hours not one gore rider :( have got 6 over pieces tho :P

im looking for gore rider aswell

It´s that time again.

Put a shoe on your head for good luck?

USDA selected, FDIC approved. √

{15:54] ^Jane^ The delivery girl turns her back with the backroom left open! (!take to take an item)
[15:54] dragonrose !take Spirit Forge
[15:54] ^Jane^ [dragonrose] sneaks a [Spirit Forge] into the next showroom delivery.
[15:55] dragonrose \o/
[15:55] dragonrose holy fuck
[15:55] dragonrose Changes have been saved.

fuck your shoe on the head mumbo jumbo! good old fashioned thieving works better :D

Doesn't work

it did ... whether it was a coincidence or intentional I can not say, but the Spirit Forge appeared in the showroom.

I've tried for hours for my Santa claw, guess vie been naughty...mom walked in " why is a shoe on your head?"

oh that silly shoe stuff definitely doesn't work. stupid mumbo jumbo

but ^Jane^ on chat seems to have access to the storeroom :)

Almost 28 hours later...SHOE ON HEAD WORKED!!!

Know i need the wep, which I've seen once

BAAAAHHAHHAHHHHHH!

Woohoo!

ARRRHHHGGHG!

Woohoo!

Benny work your magic! I've been camping at least 10 minutes & nothing yet!

hrumpf

oh ghoulhide just appeared.

Spirit Forge now please hun :) All hail Benny the showroom god!

& now I have a manic!

w00t!

What happened to the spirit forge? I got curious :)

^Jane* snuck one out the back door :D

Jane is a good girl. She just sneaked a Tiara of Truth for me!

Shoe on head!

praise the lord im converted =D this was such a funny thread to read only in bots =D

Shoeism FTW!

Keep it on the DL though, if everyone knew that wearing a shoe on your head made what you want appear in the showroom well, that's just crazy!

Shoots delivery girl

puts shoe on head

Shoe on head!

Success!

Shoe on head!

Shoe on head!

Success!

Shoe on head!

Shoe on head!

anyone have a shoe i can put on my head i need one =D piss taking satan claw and troll shoe.

gives BlueBanana a dirty, smelly shoe

thanks i will give it back

I just came by to post this picture.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1.0-9/s403x403/197863710154021505580193772027920_n.png

steals BlueBananas smelly shoe

Shoe on head!

Head on shoe?

Heretic!!

gets pitchforks and torches

Shoe on head!

Shoe on head!

Has someone experimented yet with other objects than a shoe? I don't shop myself, but i'm willing to send my underwear to whoever wants to try it.

I use gigantic black dildos.

you use giant black dildos for everything though.

Shoe on head!

Shoe on head!

Shoe on head!

Shoe on head!

Shoe on head!

SHOE ON BED!

Oh wait...

SHOE IN BED!

*fixed

Shoe on head!

+1 x3 shoes on my head

mkay let's try this

Spirit Forge!

/shoe on head

pfft doesn't work

^Jane^ is the man though :)

Jane is shit!

Puts shoe on head

Shoe on head!

Shoe on head!

Shoe on head!

Shoe on hand

Shoe GAR

Shoe on head!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shoe on head!