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SaiyanZ [115]
2011-05-27 15:06:46
[13 years, 185 days ago]

There was a thread in the old bots2 like this. I'll start :)


Recipient: samb98 [1]

Re: hai

samb98 [1]

2011-05-27 10:57:23
[4 hours ago]
my peepee so hard for your high level. how did you get up so high?


 
Spawn [104]
2011-05-27 16:03:30
[13 years, 185 days ago]

Re: hai

N samb98 [1]

2011-05-27 11:09:29
[4 hours ago]
oooh 5999 wins you must have a supa sausage i know i would


 
TheCause [182]
2011-05-27 16:16:48
[13 years, 185 days ago]

same sender :)

ur peepee must be real stiff in the pants cos you always check wots happenin as if somebody is going to see your supa sausage. dont worry i wont tell anybody. it can be our little secret, or very big throbbing secret in ur case


 
TheCause [182]
2011-05-27 16:18:37
[13 years, 185 days ago]

btw it wouldnt surprise me if it turns out to be hobo :)


 
Hobo [107]
2011-05-27 18:48:45
[13 years, 184 days ago]

samb98 [1]

Re: hai
samb98 [1]

2011-03-27 08:49:32
[61 days ago]
my peepee so hard for your high level. how did you get up so high?


im pretty sure it was alan. coz i remember right before ender thrashed him in some thread i got about 500 botmails from that account, thanks tho cause XD


 
samb98 [1]
2011-05-27 22:22:33
[13 years, 184 days ago]

my identity is a supa stiff secret


 
Roman [37]
2011-05-27 22:23:26
[13 years, 184 days ago]

Ya not alan.

-Alan


 
TheCause [182]
2011-05-28 07:08:18
[13 years, 184 days ago]

lol hobo :) well it could be right, wasent that far fetched hehe


 
Hobo [107]
2011-05-28 07:10:02
[13 years, 184 days ago]

its him... the posts are a minute apart XD


 
Intsecuris [106]
2011-05-28 12:24:40
[13 years, 184 days ago]

samb98 [1]

2011-05-27 11:04:51
[1 day ago]
does ur peepee go supa stiff when you train

Nah, only gets stiff when reading crappy bmails from under-aged thai-boyz.


 
Jans [77]
2011-05-28 16:07:13
[13 years, 184 days ago]

sukki sukki?


 
Intsecuris [106]
2011-05-28 17:28:46
[13 years, 184 days ago]

They can suck golfballs thru a gardenhose.


 
Jans [77]
2011-05-28 17:37:48
[13 years, 184 days ago]

That's some serious suction action..


 
Intsecuris [106]
2011-05-29 02:08:55
[13 years, 183 days ago]

Practice makes perfect no? And they practice a lot.


 
Spawn [107]
2011-05-29 03:13:38
[13 years, 183 days ago]

Re: Can u plz join my clan?

Phoenix2049 [62]
<FlamingDeath>

2011-05-29 03:10:38
[1 minute ago]
Can u plz join my clan?
plzplzplzplzplz


 
Hobo [107]
2011-05-29 06:09:19
[13 years, 183 days ago]

^Lolgasm


 
samb98 [1]
2011-05-29 06:38:08
[13 years, 183 days ago]

You guessed it, I got bored. I found it hilarious sending all those messages out to you noobs.

-Alan


 
Spam [48]
2011-05-29 09:23:02
[13 years, 183 days ago]

>You guessed it, I got bored. I found it hilarious sending all those messages out to you noobs.

Next time you get bored, try wanking. Or boiling some eggs.


 
Alan [95]
2011-05-29 09:41:26
[13 years, 183 days ago]

Samba98 is not me.


 
Spam [49]
2011-05-29 09:45:00
[13 years, 183 days ago]

There´s two of you?? What kind of evil person would do this??


 
samb98 [1]
2011-05-29 09:52:16
[13 years, 183 days ago]

theres only one person on bots4 whos smoked enough weed to send out those messages ;p

~Hobo


 
Spam [49]
2011-05-29 09:53:27
[13 years, 183 days ago]

Evil!


 
samb98 [1]
2011-05-29 09:53:31
[13 years, 183 days ago]

bless tha gunja


 
Hobo [107]
2011-05-29 10:09:47
[13 years, 183 days ago]

Huh... im being impersonated.. =/


 
Agile Azrael [82]
2011-05-31 09:57:31
[13 years, 181 days ago]

Nelson [56]

2011-05-11 12:31:08
[19 days ago] ok i have lubed up real good all over my fat hairy (now slippeery) body. whats going to happen

Had a few from this little fella


 
Azrael2 [40]
2011-05-31 09:58:41
[13 years, 181 days ago]

On this account so it makes more sense


 
Azrael2 [40]
2011-05-31 10:01:54
[13 years, 181 days ago]

bigboobies [54]

2011-05-12 09:28:17
[19 days ago] Would love to lube up these badboys wouldn't you?


 
dragonrose [86]
Head Moderator
2011-11-16 10:26:53
[13 years, 12 days ago]
ERIC MOSS [86]

 1
2011-11-16 02:58:25
[7 hours ago]
you fucking prick

presumably because I raped him ^^


 
Crab Whistler [59]
2011-11-16 12:13:09
[13 years, 12 days ago]
white noise [44]

1
2011-11-16 00:29:08
[11 hours ago]
    

want to join my clan

Yea... but only if Neps is joining too.


 
Lindsey [51]
2011-11-16 12:22:43
[13 years, 12 days ago]

missu [31]

Re: hey

missu [31] 2011-11-12 22:38:19 [3 days ago] are u a chick ?

Lindsey [50]

1 2011-11-12 22:44:32 [3 days ago] nope - u?

missu [31] 2011-11-12 22:45:11 [3 days ago] Im a bisexual :) keen on cyber ?

Lindsey [50]

1 2011-11-12 22:45:45 [3 days ago] so you're a bisexual male?

missu [31] 2011-11-12 22:46:45 [3 days ago] im a trans <3

Lindsey [50]

1 2011-11-12 22:47:22 [3 days ago] not really my thing

missu [31] 2011-11-12 22:48:50 [3 days ago] but im really good at sucking dick and ill let u punish my ass :) please im so horny and need somone to get me off.


 
iChampion [137]
2011-11-16 13:05:03
[13 years, 12 days ago]

When I'm at a computer I'll have to paste some Satanus Inaximasus nuggets he's sent me recently


 
cullerm [38]
2011-11-16 13:10:27
[13 years, 12 days ago]

Hey kid, I'm a computa.


 
Satanus Inaximasus [152]
2011-11-16 18:03:29
[13 years, 11 days ago]

make sure you send them champ i was trying annoy you so you would keep attacking dyna lol


 
Satanus Inaximasus [152]
2011-11-16 18:06:24
[13 years, 11 days ago]

MY MESSAGES TO CHAMP

Satanus Inaximasus [150] 2 2011-11-13 18:37:03 [2 days ago]

dont be a pussy and give up rape him constantly

Champion [102] rank 9 9 2011-11-13 18:37:59 [2 days ago]

What?

Satanus Inaximasus [150] 2 2011-11-13 18:38:36 [2 days ago]

keep raping dyna dont be a pussy and stop just cause you lose like everybody else

Champion [102] rank 9 9 2011-11-13 18:39:31 [2 days ago]

Seriously what the fuck are you talking about? Lose like everyone else?

You [102] attacked Dynamitecop [105] 35 times. You won 25 times and lost 10 times. You gained 2,077,369 exp. You lost 170,516 kudos.

Satanus Inaximasus [150] 2 2011-11-13 18:41:14 [2 days ago]

you only have that many wins cause he had int stuff on at first

Champion [102] rank 9 9 2011-11-13 18:42:24 [2 days ago]

I don't know why you are messaging me, I know my bot is better. And I really don't care about your opinion on all this.

What is it to you?

Satanus Inaximasus [150] 2 2011-11-13 18:43:30 [2 days ago]

cause your a pussy if your going to attack people atleast finish the rape dont stop when your losing faggot :) cya

Champion [102] rank 9 9 2011-11-13 18:44:27 [2 days ago]

Haha

Satanus Inaximasus [150] 2 2011-11-13 18:45:12 [2 days ago]

look you started losing and now you stop haha


 
Dynamitecop [118]
2011-11-16 18:08:47
[13 years, 11 days ago]

Lol, he attacked me again the day after that and it was 6 - 6 :P


 
Satanus Inaximasus [152]
2011-11-16 18:25:45
[13 years, 11 days ago]

Champion [102] rank 9 9 2011-11-13 18:42:24 [2 days ago]

I don't know why you are messaging me, I know my bot is better. And I really don't care about your opinion on all this.


 
Satanus Inaximasus [152]
2011-11-16 18:26:04
[13 years, 11 days ago]

so much for being better ey lol


 
Champion [103]
2011-11-19 11:57:58
[13 years, 9 days ago]

You made and keep making yourself look really stupid, it's astonishing how you actually don't realise it.


 
Champion [103]
2011-11-19 12:06:13
[13 years, 9 days ago]

And Dyna, at the time you had non freaked Dazzlers while I had freaked mega mauls. Not claiming it's the best, but definitely better than Dazzlers. I don't think I need to explain further. The 6-6 would have probably been a fluke.

But anyway, I logged on another bot I have that wouldn't be as good as my main bot at that level and

You [115] attacked Dynamitecop [119] 11 times. You won 8 times and lost 3 times. You gained 3,036,326 exp. You gained 2,281,312 kudos. 2011-11-19 12:02:25 [8 seconds ago]

I feel a bit embarassed rising to trolls, but I felt I had to make a point in this case, probably because it's Satanus Inaximasus and his immature attitude and piss poor spelling really gets under my skin, and Dynamitecop should know better.


 
Roman [130]
2011-11-19 12:18:16
[13 years, 9 days ago]

A successful troll is a successful troll.


 
neps [258]
<123>
2011-11-19 12:47:51
[13 years, 9 days ago]

lol


 
Draoi [69]
2011-11-19 15:01:51
[13 years, 9 days ago]

that is a huge picture


 
Dynamitecop [119]
2011-11-19 16:22:51
[13 years, 9 days ago]

I was defending my bot, be it better or worse than yours.


 
DarkNinjaMaster [52]
2011-11-20 02:57:16
[13 years, 8 days ago]

Ahh, I haven't read this forum in a while, good to see nothing changes, keep it up chums!


 
Rivan [86]
2011-11-20 10:23:12
[13 years, 8 days ago]

From/To: marcciuss [75]

Re: listen

marcciuss [75] 2011-08-19 08:28:31 [93 days ago] fuck of me fucking idiot... fucking donor omfg... find other bot who kill. fucking idiot muther fucker i fuck you and your all famele

It's old, but one of my favourite bmails :P


 
neps [258]
<123>
2011-11-20 11:04:22
[13 years, 8 days ago]

Lol, I remember this. Lucky guy Rivan, he has shitloads of "fameles."

Oh wait, he means family, lol.


 
Cachexia [100]
2011-11-20 11:14:36
[13 years, 8 days ago]

From/To: zilvensp2 [58]

Re: HEY!^(&^%&^%

zilvensp2 [58] 1 2011-11-19 09:58:13 [25 hours ago] YOU NOW WHAT YOU ARE? YOU ARE THE &^%$&^%$&^%&^% &^%&^% *&^%&^% BOT IN THIS GALAXY. WHY? BECOUSE:

YOU HAVE ATTACKED ONLINE BOT.
YOU HAVE FUCKED MY PLAN TO GET 100 NAN TROPHIE AS PLATINUM
YOU ARE (&^&^*&^WHORES KILLER. RATIO WHORE....

THANK YOU SO MUCH, I HOPE I NEVER EVER SEE YOU AGAIN, AND WHEN I DO, ILL KILL YOU EVERYDAY AND LOWER YOUR STUPID RATIO.

THATS IT. THANK YOU FOR WASTING MY 4HOURS...

This inspired me so much, I think I might frame it and put it up on my wall.


 
Mithrandon [139]
2011-11-20 11:18:34
[13 years, 8 days ago]

lol 4hrs ... kid need his bottle of milk now?


 
neps [258]
<123>
2011-11-20 11:19:56
[13 years, 8 days ago]

Lol, that is fucking gold right there. Hahaha.


 
Made2shred [123]
2011-11-21 00:21:06
[13 years, 7 days ago]

and not a single fuck was given that day, well done.


 
The Anticoon [52]
2011-11-21 02:17:33
[13 years, 7 days ago]

kingrufus [34] 2011-10-04 21:46:13 [47 days ago]

your a cunt.lol. i hate coons 2 just so u know.lol


 
CwG [75]
2011-11-21 12:37:05
[13 years, 7 days ago]

I guess he thinks you're black lmfao that's unfortunate.


 
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