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Or as paedophiles call it, Christmas.
(c) Jimmy Carr
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 2011-10-31 13:33:31
[13 years, 28 days ago] |
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 2011-10-31 14:06:19
[13 years, 28 days ago] |
I like halloween better than christmas because all the girls dress up like sluts and get drunk. Nothing like dancing in a bar with a girl who's skirt/short doesn't cover their ass :) |
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2011-10-31 14:21:45
[13 years, 28 days ago] |
I totally agree Draoi. |
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2011-10-31 14:24:54
[13 years, 28 days ago] |
Only fags and prudes wouldn't |
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2011-10-31 14:43:48
[13 years, 28 days ago] |
And fat chicks. |
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<123>
 2011-10-31 14:44:52
[13 years, 28 days ago] |
And fathers with daughters. |
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2011-10-31 14:55:36
[13 years, 28 days ago] |
And eunuchs. |
 2011-10-31 15:07:15
[13 years, 28 days ago] |
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Peservus [36] 2011-10-31 16:00:52
[13 years, 28 days ago] |
Every day is Halloween... |
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2011-10-31 16:35:06
[13 years, 27 days ago] |
Damn it! :O What about transsexuals?! Trick or treat motherfucker! |
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Nosferatu [1] <Solo Act>
 2011-10-31 18:25:17
[13 years, 27 days ago] |
Hermes are a lot better at the whole "trick or treat" thing because more of them look more feminine than "trannies". |
 2011-10-31 20:41:29
[13 years, 27 days ago] |
Fuck Halloween, stupid American shit infecting my country, little kids come knocking on my door begging for candy I tell 'em to 'GET A FUCKING JOB!". Their fucking parents are retarded. |
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2011-10-31 21:40:14
[13 years, 27 days ago] |
Turn off your porch light? |
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2011-10-31 22:01:53
[13 years, 27 days ago] |
Is that some kind of signal? Because NO ONE KNOWS THAT KIND OF SHIT HERE. and it's FUCKING DAYLIGHT SAVINGS. NO ONE HAS THERE PORCH LIGHTS ON BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING LIGHT UNTIL 9PM. |
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2011-10-31 22:21:59
[13 years, 27 days ago] |
It is where I live, porch light on means you are giving out candy. Also, you guys should have a system where the correct times are dark like the states do ;) |
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Administrator  2011-11-01 00:54:22
[13 years, 27 days ago] |
...not just the pedos, but the assembly programmers too. 31-OCT = 25-DEC. I've been waiting patiently for an opportunity to use that joke. I just never thought it would involve pedos. |
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2011-11-01 01:21:56
[13 years, 27 days ago] |
I don't get it. |
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2011-11-01 03:28:02
[13 years, 27 days ago] |
Me neither so i looked it up. Why do mathematicians always confuse Halloween and Christmas? The humor lies in the similarity of the abbreviation for October/Octal and December/Decimal, and the coincidence that the two representations equal the same amount (31 Octal is 3*8 + 1 = 25 Decimal). |
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2011-11-01 08:22:35
[13 years, 27 days ago] |
cringe |
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2011-11-01 08:28:34
[13 years, 27 days ago] |
'Humour' has never been used so loosely.. |
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Head Moderator 2011-11-01 08:29:40
[13 years, 27 days ago] |
I bet Manny laughed ^^ |
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Nosferatu [1] <Solo Act>
2011-11-01 08:38:54
[13 years, 27 days ago] |
Daylight Saving Time* No s. |
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2011-11-01 11:04:22
[13 years, 27 days ago] |
I sort of facepalmed when I read that ender :< |
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2011-11-01 11:09:00
[13 years, 27 days ago] |
Where the hell is everyone's friggin Halloween spirit?? Dressing up + free candy... I mean, really you can't go wrong there. Screw all of you grumpy cheap bastards that don't give out candy... Im 26 years old and still go Trick or Treating... wait.... I didn't realize how sad that sounded until I said it out loud >.< But I never do it sober and I beat up kids and steal their candy!! Does that make it acceptable? O_o |
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2011-11-01 19:43:08
[13 years, 26 days ago] |
Just don't do it where I live and we'll get along fine. Yes I'm a spoil sport, yes I'm a grumpy old man, yes I like it. Get off my porch. |
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2011-11-07 16:46:23
[13 years, 20 days ago] |
I bet Manny laughed ^^ HAHAHAHA, oh man.. I was still giggling about the joke when I read that, screw you rose! |
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<No Clan>
 2011-11-08 00:33:43
[13 years, 20 days ago] |
I definitely love Halloween Middle school/High school girls dressed all slutty Fuck yes <3 |