I was offline for 119 days and didn't log in at all on any bots of mine or did anything or talked on the forum at all. I mean, how nice was it? No bitching about anything! I imagine it was like heaven. But since I plan on continuing being offline (I hate this game, I'll fully acknowledge it now, no more need to complain, I'll just go), I thought I should wish you all a Merry Christmas before I log off again forever.
Hope you all receive what you want for Christmas from Santa :) And don't forget to leave some cookies and milk out for him!
PS: For an extra $5, I can come down your chimney buck naked with only a stocking on and a candy cane in my hand. But you'll still have to tell me if you've been a good or bad boy / girl (haha, what girl plays this game?) this year.
PSS: You have to supply the lube. You know...for the chimney.