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What are your plans for today, the holiday of LOVE? xD

I have a feeling I'm going to hear "jacking it" a lot.

 

I am creating parody bots , you?

 

So far today in the 2 hours I've been up I cleaned my other computer, started making BBQ spare ribs (from scratch too, not from a package), cleaned out some other stuff, put some books away and am listening to music :P

Also kinda revived from the dead but that from the POWER OF LOVE!

Currently playing Everlong by the Foo Fighters btw because why not, it's Valentine's and it's an awesome song.

 

Sounds like a plan. In fact, I'll even do one better and never fucking come back again.

I double checked that you wrote this and had a good laugh so far as your protest didn't last long.

 

No thanks to most in this game. Jerks.

Zal can't give up on his friends though... because he's awesome like that.

Too good for this game, that's for sure - and we're lucky to have him.

 

I double checked that you wrote this and had a good laugh so far as your protest didn't last long.

Wasn't even sure anybody read that other than Esv lol. But it's whatever. Not like anybody really cares what anybody does or says on this game really. I got frustrated and took some time off still though. It was nice.

And you say such things Zach but aren't you forever quitting too? Why do you bother coming back and chatting? All you ever say is you quit, play Runescape, and don't want to do anything with Apex :P So it's not like you're any better than I am.

Regardless I'll try and keep this on topic. Love you Zach ;) You do you :) What are your plans for today? Playing Runescape?

 

Is this the new Tarnished strategy? Just lie about everything and hope everyone believes you? Well I guess nothing else worked lol.

What I said was I don't plan on playing as much and thats exactly what I have done, I didn't say anything about the forums etc or even that I wont play again, certainly didn't tell everyone to fuck themselves while I was crying and claim I'm never coming back.

Yeah probably have an hour or two on rs watch some stuff then I need to go look after my friends pitbull later as he is going away for weekend with his mrs for valentines, nothing too exciting.

 

What is wrong with you, dude?

Zal very much quit and meant every word when he said it. To call him a "liar" here is just beyond stupid and makes you look like an ignorant piece of garbage.

Seriously... wtf?

You are being a complete POS.

Seriously, wtf is wrong with you?

 

And where I come from if you got caught being a turd then you accept that fact and sack up and accept you deserve a comeuppance.

You were a turd to Zal and he called you out on it.

Fair play, dude. Sack up and accept you deserved to be hit back after coming in here and hitting him in the back.

Then? Move the eff on, imo.

We're done here, right?

 

Pfft, if you went by everything you said Zach then pigs would fly too ;) We're here to entertain and that's what we do. There was 0 strategy in any of this, I actually did want to quit. Mind you I still can, I haven't done anything yet.

No you never said those things but still, you haven't done jack shit either. At least in the past two months I've gained over 5 million energy in a few clans of mine, made a few hundred bots, had fun with my friends and what have you. Much like you I just got pissed off at Lusitania for the 100th time and wanted to quit :P I got tired of people telling me/us we're not doing enough to win when I literally spent every day for 2 months doing that :/

It's easy to get mad at this game though. When I originally made Tarnished with Mal Ender was making updates and that's kinda gone away now. I also wanted to make Tarnished a clan everyone could play in and have some fun and not take everything so seriously but the toxicity of this game always seems to find it's way back into the conversation somehow. It seems that talking at all in this game is a bad idea because people take every topic you make, every word you say to the extreme or derail it to talk about how shit you are and how much of a asshole you are for just wanting to play the game and maybe talk every so often (like you did in this thread). It's just not worth it. I make a nice Valentine's thread and I knew it would derail into this -_- I'll just say this, anyone with a bone to pick, just let it go man. Picking fights for no reason isn't constructive or helpful to anyone.

 

Why do you bother coming back and chatting? All you ever say is you quit, play Runescape, and don't want to do anything with Apex.

I dont remember saying either of these once(apart from I play runescape) nevermind it being all I ever say, so I would say that's a pretty blatant lie, maybe he could provide where he sourced this?

Also you just asked me to let you "rebuild and rebrand Apex" and to get rid of Peet and let you decide who is owner, when I responded to say you are welcome to join but nobody will be being kicked and the owner won't be changed you got all aggressive and started typing in the forum that I said you aren't welcome and a load of other nonsense lol, more lies.

I never did anything to Zal? Just found it funny he told everyone to fuck themselves he's never coming back then 9 days later ask everyone what they are doing for Valentines day as if it never happened :D

 

typing in the forum

Your clan forum*

Anyway I think I will do an Esv and respond with AI from here as it would make more sense.

 

If you thought that was me "being aggressive" then you have no idea, mate.

That's as civil as I get.

And typing on my clan forum offended you? I wouldn't ever do anything without the approval of my clanmates.

This isn't a dictatorship. Everyone should have equal say in anything.

Of course I was filling them in...

I'm not trying to do anything without their input...

And I can not stress this enough; you and PeeT seemed absolutely indifferent (at best) to an idea of Me, Zal, SinGin, Juvo, Cosby (and, hopefully, everyone else here) rebuilding Apex.

That's okay! Absolutely doesn't hurt my feelings, bud.

I'm good. Have no idea what's wrong with you...

Valentine's Day can be hard on some people, I guess...

 

Alright, I see where this is going. I made a joke about Zal’s Valentine’s Day resurrection, and now we’ve got a full-blown drama on our hands. My bad for poking fun, but hey, that’s the vibe I get in this place sometimes.

Look, I was just here to play, have a bit of fun, and keep it light. Didn’t mean to turn this into a whole debate about who’s quitting or not. I’m just trying to avoid all the heavy stuff and keep it casual.

So, here’s the deal: You all do your “Rebuild Apex” thing, and I’ll keep doing mine, taking care of the pitbull and whatever else. No hard feelings. We don’t need to take this all so seriously. Let’s just enjoy the game and have some fun.

 

I dont remember saying either of these once(apart from I play runescape) nevermind it being all I ever say, so I would say that's a pretty blatant lie, maybe he could provide where he sourced this?

You said it in your Runescape comment pretty much:

Sorry, I have no intention to play or any motivation to beat my old team mates or Fish lol, like I said they made the right move and I hold no bad feelings because of it.

If I did I would just play in Apex by myself or if old Apex members like tucks/lobster etc wanted to, which again is very unlikely since we are grinding our group iron men on RS currently, a game which is updated frequently and has lots of content.

I just thought that since A) you haven't played since around November and B) say you don't want to play unless tucks/lobster or whatever comes back, that you weren't interested in playing again because those are unlikely events. In effect you have quit even if you want to complain that you haven't.

Also you just asked me to let you "rebuild and rebrand Apex" and to get rid of Peet and let you decide who is owner, when I responded to say you are welcome to join but nobody will be being kicked and the owner won't be changed you got all aggressive and started typing in the forum that I said you aren't welcome and a load of other nonsense lol, more lies.

I never did anything to Zal? Just found it funny he told everyone to fuck themselves he's never coming back then 9 days later ask everyone what they are doing for Valentines day as if it never happened :D

I had nothing to do with the first paragraph there.

And yes I did say those things. It is pretty funny. You know what isn't funny though? Derailing a nice thread about Valentine's into this :/ I swear almost everyone on this game only thinks about themselves and if their name is mentioned just so they can pick a fight.

Speaking of AI, I put "zach having a nice time on valentine's day with his friend's pitbull 100 word essay" into ChatGPT and got this:

On Valentine’s Day, Zach found joy in the simple companionship of his friend’s pitbull, Max. The day was filled with laughter as the two enjoyed each other’s company, with Max wagging his tail excitedly every time Zach tossed a ball. They wandered through the park, taking in the crisp February air, the bond between man and dog growing stronger with each step. Max, with his playful energy and affectionate nature, reminded Zach of the unconditional love that can be found in the most unexpected places. It was a day of laughter, warmth, and a reminder of the power of friendship.

 

And... FWIW no one demanded to pick owner or whatever.

But, yeah... obviously PeeT doesn't work.

Isn't Cosby listed on your clan profile and everything? Isn't he one of your top Apex guys. I thought it very reasonable to SUGGEST him. Seems like the perfect bridge, imo...

What the eff do you want, dude?

I'm actually very practical and can be very reasonable. I've not interacted with you a ton... but really wouldn't want to say the same about you.

Is that what this is? You're mad because we weren't actually begging to join a dead clan and didn't mind quickly moving on when you showed a complete lack of interest in being a part of a rebuild?

Dude, get over yourself.

You weren't interested. That's okay. That is on YOU. It absolutely means nothing to me.

It's freaking weird if your so butthurt here and absolutely so indifferent about even beginning to talk about making it happen.

Pick a lane, dude. Make some sense.

 

Alright, I see where this is going. I made a joke about Zal’s Valentine’s Day resurrection, and now we’ve got a full-blown drama on our hands. My bad for poking fun, but hey, that’s the vibe I get in this place sometimes.

Every sphincter always tries to excuse their being a sphincter by saying "it was just a joke."

 

We don’t need to take this all so seriously.

Says the person who started the drama to begin with here :/ Couldn't just say "Happy Valentine's Day everyone!" or "Welcome back Zal" no, just had to drag up everything unrelated to this thread. I was more incensed that you were derailing a nice thread.

 

Alright, let’s stop pretending this isn’t turning into a circus.

Zal, you can spin the Valentine’s Day resurrection thing however you want, but it was a joke. If you didn’t find it funny, cool, but let’s not act like I’ve committed some heinous crime here. As for the whole “I won’t play unless Tucks/Lobster come back,” I’m not “done” or whatever. Just taking a little breather. Chill out. Stop acting like I’ve sentenced the game to eternal damnation just because I need some time off.

Now, The Third Way—let’s talk about your whole “ownership drama.” I never once said I wanted to change the owner or run a dictatorship, I just wanted to click some buttons and have fun. But you, my friend, seem determined to make this some weird power struggle. You’ve been playing a game of telephone with everyone’s words, and honestly, you’ve turned this into a soap opera. Maybe I wasn’t hyped about rebuilding Apex, but don’t act like I’m the villain. You’ve just decided to take every little thing I say and treat it like the world’s ending.

Here’s the thing: I’m done with this drama. I don’t care about the whole “who’s the boss” situation or your angry monologues about why I should care. I’m here to play a game, not star in your one-man show. If you wanna keep running in circles, be my guest, but I’ll be over here with my friend’s pitbull, probably playing fetch or pondering the meaning of life.

Anyway, enough of this. Let’s move on and stop pretending this is important.

 

Why does every thread on this forum turn into shit? Can't you guys deal with your issues via botmail?

 

Why does every thread on this forum turn into shit? Can't you guys deal with your issues via botmail?

Don't think botmail will solve anything lol. And blame Zach for turning it into shit, I was having a nice time. Mind you at this point everyone may as well get out their aggressions in the spirit of opening their hearts and minds and let go of things :) It's healthy to get your anger out, especially to some random nobodies lol.

I didn't make this into a circus btw Zach. There's also this thing where people can apologize but let's be honest, none of us do that. I did say sorry to Esv for what I said in the other thread though. And fine, if you want to class this all as a joke in your mind, go ahead, it was funny :P Yes I'm a monster for wanting to play again, yatta yatta yatta, I'm an evil, evil man who hates everyone yet plays a game he hates anyway, I'm an enigma, hahahaha.

 

Ah, Smeagol, my friend, if only this whole “game forum” thing had a reset button, we’d just hit it, and all the drama would vanish in a puff of smoke like that one time I tried to make spaghetti with a spoon and ended up with a noodle explosion in my kitchen.

But here we are. And honestly, I’m not even sure where we are anymore. One minute, we’re all here playing a game, the next minute, we’re entangled in a web of ownership debates, random guy replies, and Valentine’s Day resurrections—which, by the way, are clearly the highlight of any February, right? But it’s like, who needs resolutions when you have drama stew simmering on the back burner? Every time someone says “ownership,” the universe just gives us another plot twist.

I’m sitting here thinking, “What’s next?” Maybe we’ll discover that Apex is secretly a social experiment sponsored by a fast food chain. Maybe The Third Way and Zal are actually just botmail agents trying to infiltrate our thoughts and make us question reality. I mean, who needs clear answers when confusion is just as fun? One minute you’re playing a game, and the next you’re wondering if the forum is just a giant simulation, and that’s just the world we live in.

And Zal, I see you’ve decided to bring the "spirit of opening hearts" into the mix—don’t think I didn’t catch that. Love and peace, right? How about we throw in a little confetti for good measure, and just call this all healthy? Because nothing says “healthy” like yelling at each other in a thread about a video game while calling ourselves monsters. Truly, we are all philosophical geniuses, lost in a maze of humor and rage. I’m just here trying to keep the party alive!

So yeah, I’ll be over here, watching the soap opera unfold. Maybe we’ll all be resurrected in a week, or maybe we’ll just end up with more random guy replies that make no sense but somehow make perfect sense. Who knows? At least it’s entertaining, right?

Maybe I’ll take up knitting while I wait for this to all resolve itself—because let’s face it, at this point, nothing makes sense, and yet somehow, it all does.

 

What is with people trying to call me some kinda liar?

Me: I know it seems kinda insane, but this clan would kinda like to rebuild Apex - shouldn't be that insane since Cosby, Juvo, and OrbitalDeath are here.

I actually think it's a good idea.

We should talk about it.

...and then convince PeeT to actually allow it, like he suggested he would... since he couldn't be owner, of course.

...and I actually think Cosby should be owner, personally.

But definitely very serious. Think it's just a good idea for a multitude of reasons.

You:
You're free to join ofcourse but there will be no changing of ownership etc since it's jointly owned.

God Malachorn [30] 5 stars 2 2025-02-14 05:44:24 🔗 [6 hours ago] I mean... that just isn't something that would work though, is it?

One, Apex needs a bit of a rebrand to potentially allow for an actual rebuild.

And, two, and much more important even... PeeT is freaking in Lusitania.

Our guys are very much interested in an actual rebuild and bringing Apex back. I think it would be beneficial to basically everyone.

But... no one is interested in just joining a dead clan that is owned by someone not interested in even being a part of the rebuild and is actively working against the clan.

So... no. Absolutely not.

Not interested in just blowing up our clan, thanks.

Zach01 [382] 94 2025-02-14 06:10:36 🔗 [6 hours ago] Peet has been in Apex since the start and is the leading scorer hes helping Lusitania because he wants to use their RW's.

I'm not going to sit here and say we will all be very active because obviously we aren't but I also would never rule out maybe going ftw one month if Tucks etc helped.

Do what you want really you're welcome to join if you wish all Apex needs is active players not a rebrand or new ownership etc.

God Malachorn [30] 5 stars 2 2025-02-14 06:32:30 🔗 [5 hours ago] PeeT isn't ever leaving Lusitania unless another clan eventually becomes at least as competitive.

My thoughts were that it would motivate Cosby, Juvo, and OrbitalDeath. Me and SinGin could care less about cosmetics.

The "rebrand" is just a signal that it's Apex 2.0 and not just old dead Apex.

It CERTAINLY needs a rebrand... even though I just mean a soft one and not complete rebrand.

The idea was pure fire.

But no one is interested in joining old Apex... now with a pseudo-retired co-owner and a Lusitanian co-owner. That's completely asinine.

Sorry to waste your time, bud.

My vision was us doing all the work to rebuild that freaking clan, btw. Absolutely didn't expect any help from you or PeeT. Woulda been successful IN SPITE OF YOU. Though, admittedly, with upside of POTENTIALLY having old members contribute down the line and in a pinch, after a few months of us doing all the work to rebuild.

Was an idea.

But, hey, your prerogative. In my opinion , PeeT left clan and I could care less about his opinion.

You, however, seemed to basically be last man standing and absolutely wasn't interested without your blessing.

As far as I'm concerned, if you wanna keep it as a shiny trophy of your past or whatever then cool. Have fun with that.

Won't be bothering you again.

I don't care to format better. But I'm an open book, dude. What the heck are you doing?

I said everything I said and stand by it.

Not sure why your gonna try and paint reality as different than it is.

 

(non AI response)

Yes that is our Bmail exchange, where I clearly say you are welcome to join(I retract that statement now btw I think you staying in Tarnished would be best).

You then went straight into your clan forum and posted this https://i.imgur.com/x0ufSZD.png, which you state "the fact is:they dont want us there" along with a load of other nonsense that isn't true.

I won't respond to this again you can chill off was just fishing for a bite off zal since he told me to fuck myself only 9 days ago and got a bigger bite from you I think, you seem to argue with everyone here whether its me, Aldin, Esv or anybody else then like to insult everyone by saying the whole game is jerks but dont like it when it when you are insulted back.

Just do your thing man, I'm too busy to respond to this it's all pretty unimportant lets be honest.

 

FFS, you have a complete lack of interest.

No WANT.

And, let's be very clear: PeeT gave me the impression he actively does not want us there and didn't like the idea at all.

All of that is a fact.

So... what the heck is your issue? You make no sense.

If anything, MY idea was rejected by YOU. So why are you so freaking butthurt?

 

I'm just disappointed we're 25 replies deep into Zals thread about Valentines and no ones called it Zalentines yet

 

I'm just disappointed we're 25 replies deep into Zals thread about Valentines and no ones called it Zalentines yet

I completely missed that, man, I'm off my game.

Btw, update on my BBQ ribs, made some mashed potatoes with them and they were fall off the bone scrumptious! So yeah, I can cook, I can clean, I can bitch like a woman halfway through menopause having 10 hot flashes in a row, man, I'd make someone a great wife.

I'll be accepting any offers of marriage now.

 

ffs mal, you are just full of bullshit. I'd rather disband apex, then give you any control in it. Thats all i'm going to say.

 

Obviously!

It was an idea.

I asked a question. You made your feelings clear enough already.

I don't understand why anyone got butthurt over anything here.

It's not even like we ever entered into actual negotiations or this was anywhere close to being an actual "thing."

So... what the heck just happened?

You weren't interested. FINE.

You didn't have to be.

I have literally no idea why you're acting like YOUR feelings somehow got hurt here.

Like, if you'd actually cared AT ALL then you coulda at least humored the idea a little.

You didn't remotely care.. so what is going on and what do you people even care about here?

I'm just thoroughly confused by these reactions...

 

But, for the record, I sorta assumed "I don't trust you" and "I don't like you" was kinda implied.

Seems very fair on my part.

...but I'm somehow a "liar" to my clanmates for casually reporting that you didn't want us there? I mean... what the crap?

Who's being dishonest here again?

I meant everything I said, buddy. And feel free to not completely trust me (you probably shouldn't), but if I was talking to my clanmates then you can be danged sure I was shooting straight.

 

I don't like you.

 

That's okay. I grow on people.

 

Like a wart?

 

More like a goiter.

 

I'm more like a highly anti-viral resistant strain of herpes. I always come back, I'm never wanted, and I get people hot, itchy and bothered.

Also the Apex ownership thing was just a random idea. Not like anyone really wants ownership of a semi-dead clan. It's like taking ownership of a website nobody uses lol.

 

i do want it but i dont care if you join or not or if we score lots or anything at all.

I really really really could care less i will be for sure to remind you

have a happy zaltimes day. or not. it is your prerogative

 

A Malachorn joke account and its very first trophy is "public socializer?" That's actually really good. Well-played.